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Hillwilliam -> You stuck what up WHERE? (12/13/2011 2:46:51 PM)

http://abcnews.go.com/Health/Wellness/patients-bottles-cell-phones-buzz-lightyear-stuck-inside/story?id=15124289

The Buzz Lightyear X-Ray is priceless.




LillyBoPeep -> RE: You stuck what up WHERE? (12/13/2011 2:58:03 PM)

Haha what a great article :)

Drivers license in the vagina? All I can say to that is "OW."
I like the quip about "nude activit" for the excuses. Haha




hausboy -> RE: You stuck what up WHERE? (12/13/2011 3:54:30 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LillyBoPeep

Haha what a great article :)

Drivers license in the vagina? All I can say to that is "OW."
I like the quip about "nude activit" for the excuses. Haha


it's totally true, though.  A lot of times, the patient complains of "abdominal pain" and won't let you examine them won't give you any medical details.  If they actually DO tell you there's something in their bum, it's always a freak accident in which they fell on it and it got impaled.
(hmmm....and the lube must have fell on the object just as you were falling on it too...)  Plastic coke bottles are pretty popular too.




SorceressJ -> RE: You stuck what up WHERE? (12/13/2011 5:00:18 PM)

My dearly-departed mother was an RN for many years. She was a single mom and I her only child, and a fairly good listener from early on, so I got a lot of um, interesting stories from the hospital.
One of my favorites was from back when she was in school at a training hospital back home in CA, circa late 1950's. There was this one fruitcake that kept having to be brought in for sticking weird things up his bum and either losing them up there or having them get stuck, like.. D batteries. A rutabega (and other vegetation. Usually these were fetched out with a corkscrew, she said.).
I mean srsly. Why bother with all that when there are so many lovely fleshly penises (penii?) hanging about? Clown not understand.. [8|]

P.S. Speaking of penises/penii, then there was the college kid pledging a frat (same time frame) whose requirement was that he insert one of those little birthday cake candles in his urethra, light it, and let it burn down so far. No, he didn't get burned so far as I know, but the wax did melt down and plug up the hole, as it were, and they had to knock him out and um (guys, plug your delicate virgin ear canals..), ream him out with a little tiny thing that was rather like the above mentioned cock, I mean corkscrew..




anniezz338 -> RE: You stuck what up WHERE? (12/13/2011 6:28:35 PM)

lolol i watched Toy Story 3 today and i keep hearing "Buzz Lightyear....to the rescue!" And omfg....his wings are out in that xray LOLOL




Fornica -> RE: You stuck what up WHERE? (12/13/2011 7:12:36 PM)

Who ARE these people? [:-]




Numbone -> RE: You stuck what up WHERE? (12/13/2011 7:23:28 PM)

They are the kinky. LOL Seriously this happens all of the time. People are just plane strange.




MstrDennynSlave -> RE: You stuck what up WHERE? (12/17/2011 4:32:31 PM)

Remember the old glass coke n pepsi bottles? When I was younger, A member of the family was a nurse and said they had a woman come into the ER. She had inserted a glass pepsi bottle into her vagina. She was going to town when all of a sudden it didn't move anymore. The bottle had created a suction and was effectively stuck in her vagina...........lol. They had to break the bottle to remove it from her. I can still hear her laughing everytime she told the family what had to be done to the woman.




SorceressJ -> RE: You stuck what up WHERE? (12/17/2011 4:45:58 PM)

Oh yes, I'd forgotten the one story my mother told me about the young lady who (again, same relative time frame as mentioned in my previous post), after backseat sex with her BF, thought it would be a good idea and a reliable method of contraception to douche herself with a fresh Coke out of the machine at the local gas station. The neck of the glass bottle adhered itself with some force to the neck of this girl's uterus, and yes, they had to cut the glass eventually to break the suction.. [8|]




punisher440 -> RE: You stuck what up WHERE? (12/17/2011 4:50:51 PM)

I know a couple that the guy thought a glass Coke bottle would make a great sex toy for her...until the bottle shattered inside her while using it on her.Try explaining that in an ER of a small town hospital.[sm=hewah.gif]




rachandchell -> RE: You stuck what up WHERE? (12/17/2011 4:57:48 PM)

oh dear inserting hollow glass is not a good idea :S

we feel almost bad for posting this but if you have a strong stomach and want to see why inserting hollow glass objects is not a good idea...

*WARNING OMG VID LINK ALERT http://www.efukt.com/2339_The_Worst_Sex_Accident_Of_All_Time.html WARNING OMG VID LINK ALERT*

*take no liabilty for lunchs lost nightmares or serious mental problems that may occur from viewing above link*




lizi -> RE: You stuck what up WHERE? (12/17/2011 5:15:52 PM)

When I was in the emergency room in 2010 I could hear the guy in the curtained area next to me receive the news that he had perforated his rectum. He'd used a Barbie. A friend told me that many hospital/emergency rooms have 'trophy' shelves of interesting items removed from people.




Hillwilliam -> RE: You stuck what up WHERE? (12/17/2011 5:20:36 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: rachandchell

oh dear inserting hollow glass is not a good idea :S

we feel almost bad for posting this but if you have a strong stomach and want to see why inserting hollow glass objects is not a good idea...

*WARNING OMG VID LINK ALERT http://www.efukt.com/2339_The_Worst_Sex_Accident_Of_All_Time.html WARNING OMG VID LINK ALERT*

*take no liabilty for lunchs lost nightmares or serious mental problems that may occur from viewing above link*

I sure hope that dude got medical attention fast.




Ninebelowzero -> RE: You stuck what up WHERE? (12/17/2011 8:31:33 PM)

A gay couple thought it wold be a buzz to fill one's ass with premixed cement. The body heat caused the already quick dry to dry even faster. A week & several gallons of medicinal parrafin later a perfect cast of said bumholio was birthed.




Missokyst -> RE: You stuck what up WHERE? (12/21/2011 9:41:35 AM)

OMG.

quote:

ORIGINAL: rachandchell

oh dear inserting hollow glass is not a good idea :S

we feel almost bad for posting this but if you have a strong stomach and want to see why inserting hollow glass objects is not a good idea...

*WARNING OMG VID LINK ALERT http://www.efukt.com/2339_The_Worst_Sex_Accident_Of_All_Time.html WARNING OMG VID LINK ALERT*

*take no liabilty for lunchs lost nightmares or serious mental problems that may occur from viewing above link*





Soyokaze -> RE: You stuck what up WHERE? (12/21/2011 10:05:53 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: rachandchell

oh dear inserting hollow glass is not a good idea :S

we feel almost bad for posting this but if you have a strong stomach and want to see why inserting hollow glass objects is not a good idea...

*WARNING OMG VID LINK ALERT http://www.efukt.com/2339_The_Worst_Sex_Accident_Of_All_Time.html WARNING OMG VID LINK ALERT*

*take no liabilty for lunchs lost nightmares or serious mental problems that may occur from viewing above link*


Oh man, I didn't want to see that video again, but I did anyway : ( It boggles my mind that people would put random glass objects up there.




fragilepieces -> RE: You stuck what up WHERE? (12/21/2011 3:56:03 PM)

LOL my Dom and I were having a funny discussion about a rubber fist.   I happened to be on Amazon's website as we were chatting about it so I typed in rubber fist in the search engine and Amazon had one.   I thought this review was fantastic---   http://www.amazon.com/gp/pdp/profile/A1CO5AX0PZTO02/ref=cm_cr_dp_pdp


Ummm nope I won't be buying one.   The review is well worth the read though




rachandchell -> RE: You stuck what up WHERE? (12/22/2011 12:17:25 AM)

lol not going to spoiler that one fragile but we did laugh hard at that last sentance in the review, what ahve you done to my rachie she cant breath :)

And Soyokaze, i know its scary isnt it? :S the worst part is we have seen another video very simlair with a wine bottle so its not a one off silly thing *cringe*

p.s sorry if you lost your lunch or your eyes hurt Missokyst hehe




myotherself -> RE: You stuck what up WHERE? (12/22/2011 12:23:53 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam


quote:

ORIGINAL: rachandchell

oh dear inserting hollow glass is not a good idea :S

we feel almost bad for posting this but if you have a strong stomach and want to see why inserting hollow glass objects is not a good idea...

*WARNING OMG VID LINK ALERT http://www.efukt.com/2339_The_Worst_Sex_Accident_Of_All_Time.html WARNING OMG VID LINK ALERT*

*take no liabilty for lunchs lost nightmares or serious mental problems that may occur from viewing above link*

I sure hope that dude got medical attention fast.



By the state of his ass and his thighs, that wasn't the first anal accident he'd seen [:'(]




GreedyTop -> RE: You stuck what up WHERE? (12/22/2011 2:15:59 AM)

dammit.. my post got et...

I'm not buying it. After as much blood was escaping, it just suddenly self-seals or something when he stands up?




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