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RE: gift 4 friend - 12/14/2011 1:44:46 PM

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I wish he was my bff.
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RE: gift 4 friend - 12/14/2011 1:47:17 PM

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OP- I saw you are looking to be "truly collard". Have you begun transitioning to this vegetable yet? Best of luck in your journey. It ain't easy being collard.

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RE: gift 4 friend - 12/14/2011 1:47:25 PM

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Well I think it is a horrible gift idea, but assuming you know her well enough to know she would appreciate it, I would try the 4-play lifestyle club ( http://4-play.ca )

I don't know exactly where its located, it is in the 780 area code which is the Edmonton area code.

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RE: gift 4 friend - 12/14/2011 1:48:27 PM

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I found a dude on collarme and paid him to fuck you for Christmas! Merry Christmas,baby!
No, no you don't have to get me anything.

This is a very touching story. It really brings
home what the season is all about, what it
really means. I'm all teary now.
If only every girl could have a friend like
you. The world would be a better place.

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RE: gift 4 friend - 12/14/2011 1:49:39 PM

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Don't you worry munchkin, once the court order expires, I'll let you be my BFF again ;-)

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RE: gift 4 friend - 12/14/2011 1:50:50 PM

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Swutt!!!

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I wish he was my bff.
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RE: gift 4 friend - 12/14/2011 1:52:05 PM

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I broke up with you in a thread in intros. I can't find it now. But it's there.
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Don't you worry munchkin, once the court order expires, I'll let you be my BFF again ;-)

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RE: gift 4 friend - 12/14/2011 1:54:53 PM

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I found it!
http://www.collarchat.com/m_3958027/mpage_1/key_/tm.htm#3960136

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RE: gift 4 friend - 12/14/2011 1:54:57 PM

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I found a dude on collarme and paid him to fuck you for Christmss! Merry Christmas,baby!
No, no you don't have to get me anything.

This is a very touching story. It really brings
home what the season is all about.
I'm all teary eyed. If only every girl had
a friend like you. The world would be a
much better place.

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RE: gift 4 friend - 12/14/2011 1:55:43 PM

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Oh so that's what you're telling people is it... what a coincidence the threads not there any more

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RE: gift 4 friend - 12/14/2011 1:57:43 PM

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Ah yes, evidence. I thought we were just "on a break" dammit.

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RE: gift 4 friend - 12/14/2011 2:01:24 PM

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I really don't know what I'd think if a friend bought me a hooker as a gift. Guess it'd depend on the hooker.

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RE: gift 4 friend - 12/14/2011 2:07:38 PM

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I really don't know what I'd think if a friend bought me a hooker as a gift. Guess it'd depend on the hooker.

I'm with you there. If she were bangin hot, I'd have a go on her in any case (shame to waste a good hooker as they day [in somewhere like vegas I guess]) - Obviously I'd make out that I was mortally offended.

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RE: gift 4 friend - 12/14/2011 2:08:08 PM

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I told you, if you get rid of the thing, we can get back together.

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Ah yes, evidence. I thought we were just "on a break" dammit.

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RE: gift 4 friend - 12/14/2011 2:09:25 PM

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You said you wouldn't bring that up in the forums.

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RE: gift 4 friend - 12/14/2011 2:10:21 PM

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Oh fuck ... it feels like it's been a year. One more day and I'll be getting my snark on.

Nope you got busted in Introductions yesterday - start that clock back up!

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RE: gift 4 friend - 12/14/2011 2:12:11 PM

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Harsh. Harsh.

Haven't I suffered enough, for the love of all things good and pure????

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RE: gift 4 friend - 12/14/2011 2:13:49 PM

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I'm sorry baby.
Let's get back together.
I'll even announce it publicly.

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You said you wouldn't bring that up in the forums.

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RE: gift 4 friend - 12/14/2011 2:14:54 PM

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<fans face>

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RE: gift 4 friend - 12/14/2011 2:17:49 PM

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not sure if i can post this here...i have a friend,,, a wonderful bbw lady....i want to give her an xmas gift she will never forget...if U got a 7 inch+ fat =DICK I would like to arrange a fuck date for her...i will renumerate you...pm me if interested...edmonton area

Now I've got that "When Santa got stuck up the chimney" song running through my head, for some reason.

To be fair, I don't think your idea for a gift is really so unreasonable, if you're sure that your friend is the type to appreciate it. But it does seem a bit shallow to make penis size the primary criterion. What about attitude, experience, and eagerness to please?

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