ADomDoc
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Joined: 11/8/2005 From: San Antonio Status: offline
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A guy looks in his mirror one morning and sees a dot on his forehead and he goes to the doc. The doc says, "Holy Smoke, I learned about this in medical school. It's very rare." "Well, what is it, doc?" "Well, in about 6 weeks, you'll have a penis growing out of your forehead." "Then you've gotta cut it off, doc!" "I can't ... it's connected to your brain and you'd die." "You mean that, in 6 weeks when I get up in the morning and look at myself in the mirror, I'll see a penis growing out of my forehead?" "No, you won't see it ... the balls will cover your eyes." Buddy Hackett
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