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LookieNoNookie -> Having done a rather thorough review of the facts..... (12/22/2011 8:08:04 PM)
I've discovered through very careful consideration that there are (at this time) exactly 2,427 women on this site whom I'm certain are "The One". I will be contacting you all individually over the next 7 weeks to discern whether or not you (actually) meet the final criterion. My people will be in touch with your people. Put your best show on girls....time's a' wasting.

poise -> RE: having done a rather thorough review of the facts..... (12/22/2011 8:10:15 PM)
Now that is just outright discrimination! What of the remaining 1,360,876 huh? [:(]

LanceHughes -> RE: having done a rather thorough review of the facts..... (12/22/2011 8:12:26 PM)
What? THE ONE to scam you? LOL! Best of luck. And that is NOT snark (although it sure sounds like it, I agree.) 2427 / 7 weeks = 2427 / 49 days = more than 49 a day! ! ! ! ! ETA: And what about the ones that join during your 7 week .... application process? ETFurtherA: Grandpa would ask, "Braggin' or complainin'?" ETEvenFA: Was there a question in the OP?

LookieNoNookie -> RE: having done a rather thorough review of the facts..... (12/22/2011 8:14:25 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LanceHughes What? THE ONE to scam you? LOL! Best of luck. And that is NOT snark (although it sure sounds like it, I agree.) 2427 / 7 weeks = 2427 / 49 days = more than 49 a day! ! ! ! ! I'll admit I have my work cut out for me Lance but....I'm a giver...and I'll do whatever it takes. (S'wut I do). I care enough to put a full effort in....for them. (Sometimes I feel I give too much).

LanceHughes -> RE: having done a rather thorough review of the facts..... (12/22/2011 8:16:26 PM)
poise: you have C-mail

LookieNoNookie -> RE: having done a rather thorough review of the facts..... (12/22/2011 8:17:17 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: poise Now that is just outright discrimination! What of the remaining 1,360,876 huh? [:(] It's called Triage.....occasionally suffering occurs. It pains me as well. It's not what I would choose under ideal circumstances. These, I think we all know, are truly trying times. I can't help that. I can't save the world. I'm just one man.

LanceHughes -> RE: having done a rather thorough review of the facts..... (12/22/2011 8:18:08 PM)
poise - you have C-Mail

poise -> RE: having done a rather thorough review of the facts..... (12/22/2011 8:21:32 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LanceHughes poise: you have C-mail I performed the requested action without even having to sign in over there. [;)]

tazzygirl -> RE: having done a rather thorough review of the facts..... (12/22/2011 8:22:43 PM)
pft... you should have started sooner and worked harder!

NiceButMeanGirl -> RE: having done a rather thorough review of the facts..... (12/22/2011 8:26:00 PM)
This is funny. lol

LookieNoNookie -> RE: having done a rather thorough review of the facts..... (12/22/2011 8:28:41 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: tazzygirl pft... you should have started sooner and worked harder! I blame myself.

LadyHibiscus -> RE: having done a rather thorough review of the facts..... (12/22/2011 8:30:26 PM)
I'm here for you, JJ.

Soyokaze -> RE: having done a rather thorough review of the facts..... (12/22/2011 8:45:01 PM)
You should exclude all your matches outside of two sigma the median of the hashed values of The One. It would greatly narrow your search greatly.

LookieNoNookie -> RE: having done a rather thorough review of the facts..... (12/22/2011 8:58:45 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Soyokaze You should exclude all your matches outside of two sigma the median of the hashed values of The One. It would greatly narrow your search greatly. My apologies, I appreciate your sincere help but....I don't speak Italian.

ShaharThorne -> RE: having done a rather thorough review of the facts..... (12/22/2011 9:08:24 PM)
Lookie, you have a spot in my heart and a place in my bed. Just bring rope.

LookieNoNookie -> RE: having done a rather thorough review of the facts..... (12/22/2011 9:21:59 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ShaharThorne Lookie, you have a spot in my heart and a place in my bed. Just bring rope. I appreciate that. Interestingly, a few weeks I was considering asking a girl out, but then suddenly realized I was the best I'd ever had. I just got off the phone with myself, and I'm taking myself to bed (but it's only because I know I'm a slut...and frankly....I put out, no questions asked).

DaddySatyr -> RE: having done a rather thorough review of the facts..... (12/22/2011 9:27:22 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie quote: ORIGINAL: poise Now that is just outright discrimination! What of the remaining 1,360,876 huh? [:(] It's called Triage.....occasionally suffering occurs. It pains me as well. It's not what I would choose under ideal circumstances. These, I think we all know, are truly trying times. I can't help that. I can't save the world. I'm just one man. Copy-and-paste is your friend.

ShaharThorne -> RE: having done a rather thorough review of the facts..... (12/22/2011 9:32:04 PM)
A toast to you, my friend. I am off to bed myself after FINALLY finishing off a doll blanket for the wee one. Something tells me that I will be on my knees, puttying the cracks in the new flooring tomorrow. Pray for me.

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