DarkSteven
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ORIGINAL: hausboy Have to say, crisps in the bum is a new one for me--I've heard/seen a lot but that one is certain not one I have encountered before. OP, to put that into perspective, hausboy worked in an ER. He and his network of ER coworkers have heard of almost everything. quote:
Not that it will deter or stop you, but if you lose a crisp (or the bag) up there, you are in for a long night at the Emergency Dept getting them removed. Anyone who has bitten down on a chip at the wrong angle and gotten a cut in their gum can attest that they have pointy/sharp edges. You run a risk of cuts and infection in your rectum...and much further up in your bowel. Not to mention that they are dried and salty. They will suck the moisture out of the adjoining tissue. I don't know what effect that would have, though.
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