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RE: A good profile - 12/28/2011 11:32:01 AM

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how can you be disappointed, we have a willy!

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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

I like to see they can read.

See, expecting too much from the menz is just courting disappointment.

Are the women any better? Only at first, I have found...

Therein would lie the disappointment.

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RE: A good profile - 12/28/2011 11:34:35 AM

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ORIGINAL: Ninebelowzero

how can you be disappointed, we have a willy!

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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

I like to see they can read.

See, expecting too much from the menz is just courting disappointment.

Are the women any better? Only at first, I have found...

Um. Yeah.

sometimes that's good, sometimes... well....

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RE: A good profile - 12/28/2011 11:35:05 AM

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ya don't know what you are missing.

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RE: A good profile - 12/28/2011 11:38:37 AM

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ya don't know what you are missing.

She has three children. She got what she needed! (or is it two kids, three grands...eep!)

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RE: A good profile - 12/28/2011 11:46:18 AM

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Specifically I was talking about mine.

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RE: A good profile - 12/28/2011 11:48:40 AM

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Specifically I was talking about mine.

Good luck with that, babe.

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RE: A good profile - 12/28/2011 12:12:10 PM

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What LadyHib said.......

Been there, done that, have the fruit of my loins to remind me.

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RE: A good profile - 12/28/2011 2:01:01 PM

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over usage of ellipses

There...is...no...such...thing...!

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RE: A good profile - 12/28/2011 3:20:13 PM

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Therein would lie the disappointment.

Poppycock. If you'd met a man who was short, big-nostrilled and sweaty enough, you'd have stayed playing on this side of the garden fence.

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RE: A good profile - 12/28/2011 3:49:28 PM

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What is it with you and nostrils, Darling? It's EARS that are the thing! Big radar dish ears.

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RE: A good profile - 12/28/2011 4:06:25 PM

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What is it with you and nostrils, Darling? It's EARS that are the thing! Big radar dish ears.

I like women with big nostrils. Don't you oppress me.

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RE: A good profile - 12/28/2011 4:11:26 PM

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I'll squash you like a bug and you'll like it! It will give you an excellent view of my nostril-flare.

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RE: A good profile - 12/28/2011 6:18:06 PM

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Phwoargh!

Will you be sweaty too?

You won't start singing Whip crack away, whip crack away a la Doris Day, will you? I like to think I give American dommes a bit of leeway for their little cultural oddities, but that goes too far. It makes me lose wood.

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RE: A good profile - 12/28/2011 6:21:37 PM

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The only Doris Day song I know is Que Sera, Sera, and I only sing that to babies to make them laugh.

Wood must be preserved!

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RE: A good profile - 12/28/2011 9:37:02 PM

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I like women with big nostrils.

Oh Peon dear...I have big nostrils...

Ummm...just sayin'...

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RE: A good profile - 12/28/2011 9:43:13 PM

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Hey there, Missy! I saw him first!

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RE: A good profile - 12/28/2011 9:54:38 PM

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Hey there, Missy! I saw him first!

OK fine Hibs..you sure did. But didn't your mommy teach you to share?

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RE: A good profile - 12/28/2011 10:02:45 PM

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Share? Hmmm....

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RE: A good profile - 12/29/2011 4:11:11 AM

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I thought you were gonna share with me, Hibbie!

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RE: A good profile - 12/29/2011 5:28:52 AM

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I always share with You, Greeds! (Pimpettes forever!)

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