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Do the Dew? - 1/3/2012 6:11:02 PM

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I used to know a guy named Billy whose cure for his daily massive hangovers involved guzzling about a half dozen cans first thing after waking up...

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Pepsi Says Mountain Dew Can Dissolve Mouse Carcasses

Pepsi Co., facing a lawsuit from a man who claims to have found a mouse in his Mountain Dew can, has an especially creative, if disgusting, defense: their soda would have dissolved a dead mouse before the man could have found it...

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RE: Do the Dew? - 1/3/2012 6:20:14 PM

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Yikes!

Then again, there's this side of Mountain Dew:

http://abcnews.go.com/Health/story?id=6863173&page=1

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RE: Do the Dew? - 1/3/2012 6:42:08 PM

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My daughter's fifth grade science fair project was dissolving things in coke. Human teeth dissolved in four days. Rusty nails became shining clean in two.

Many police departments issue cola syrup to be used to eliminate blood at the scenes of fatal accidents.

Something organic like a mouse, and soft tissue primarily, would certainly not have survived weeks in a can or bottle before being opened and discovered. Somebody will be going to jail for trying to rip off the corporation.

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