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RE: New here, weird name I know - 1/6/2012 4:12:03 PM   
mnottertail


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Status: offline 		cloth eared bint I will leave to the more refined and sophisticated UKers to explain to you.

The Scourge of London?  Thats what I would call my peener if I lived there.  I assume hes got a name for it.

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RE: New here, weird name I know - 1/6/2012 4:13:39 PM   
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So next I need a profile... description? Introduction? Well whatever the large volume of text that accompanies your picture and journal is.


Here's a thread with some comprehensive profile advice: http://www.collarchat.com/m_1717756/mpage_1/tm.htm

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RE: New here, weird name I know - 1/6/2012 4:14:29 PM   
Repentance


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RE: New here, weird name I know - 1/6/2012 4:15:01 PM   
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RE: New here, weird name I know - 1/6/2012 4:15:24 PM   
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RE: New here, weird name I know - 1/6/2012 4:17:23 PM   
Ninebelowzero


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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

Oh, Below is the bleedin Cardiff Giant.


Bollocks Ron, Cardiff is in Wales & they are fucking midgets there.

I'm a Lancastrian Bastard old son.


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RE: New here, weird name I know - 1/6/2012 4:19:50 PM   
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Were you kidding when you said 6'2" was average? I rarely meet someone my hight.


6'2" is not average in any country listed here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_height#Average_height_around_the_world .

OKCupid surveys show men, on average, add two inches to their height in their online profiles.

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RE: New here, weird name I know - 1/6/2012 4:21:08 PM   
Fornica


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They're talking about..um..er..bad boys. Don't be pickin on the n00b ;)

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RE: New here, weird name I know - 1/6/2012 4:22:40 PM   
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ORIGINAL: kalikshama

6'2" is not average in any country listed here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_height#Average_height_around_the_world .

OKCupid surveys show men, on average, add two inches to their height in their online profiles.

is they the same dudes who swear ____________________________________________________________________ is 8 inches?

Opps hello Repentance:) welcome to the forum, nice duds :)


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RE: New here, weird name I know - 1/6/2012 4:23:15 PM   
Ninebelowzero


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ORIGINAL: kalikshama

quote:

Were you kidding when you said 6'2" was average? I rarely meet someone my hight.


6'2" is not average in any country listed here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_height#Average_height_around_the_world .

OKCupid surveys show men, on average, add two inches to their height in their online profiles.

The survey wasn't on about their height. Rather a more intimate appendage actually. Thank God I have 11 inches down below:-)

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RE: New here, weird name I know - 1/6/2012 4:24:09 PM   
Repentance


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Status: offline 		I try my up most not to lie and I assure you that I am 6'2" but I suppose if I was gunu lie I would say that too so there was no point writing this looking back.

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RE: New here, weird name I know - 1/6/2012 4:24:43 PM   
Clickofheels


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Status: offline 		mnottertail? Might I assume your word "peener" means P-E-N-I-S???

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RE: New here, weird name I know - 1/6/2012 4:25:53 PM   
Lucylastic


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ORIGINAL: Ninebelowzero


quote:

ORIGINAL: kalikshama

quote:

Were you kidding when you said 6'2" was average? I rarely meet someone my hight.


6'2" is not average in any country listed here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_height#Average_height_around_the_world .

OKCupid surveys show men, on average, add two inches to their height in their online profiles.

The survey wasn't on about their height. Rather a more intimate appendage actually. Thank God I have 11 inches down below:-)

see my post above yours!!!! LMAO

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RE: New here, weird name I know - 1/6/2012 4:28:46 PM   
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mnottertail? Might I assume your word "peener" means P-E-N-I-S???


no, it means penis...unless your word 'p-e-n-i-s' means penis and we both are using slang for the old seal clubber.

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RE: New here, weird name I know - 1/6/2012 4:29:36 PM   
Ninebelowzero


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Status: offline 		LMAO Lucy.

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RE: New here, weird name I know - 1/6/2012 4:32:52 PM   
Fornica


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quote:

ORIGINAL: mnottertail

quote:

ORIGINAL: Clickofheels

mnottertail? Might I assume your word "peener" means P-E-N-I-S???


no, it means penis...unless your word 'p-e-n-i-s' means penis and we both are using slang for the old seal clubber.



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RE: New here, weird name I know - 1/6/2012 4:34:18 PM   
Ninebelowzero


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Status: offline 		in my case it is similar to a penes yet unfeasably larger :-)

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RE: New here, weird name I know - 1/6/2012 4:49:33 PM   
Repentance


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RE: New here, weird name I know - 1/6/2012 4:52:54 PM   
Lucylastic


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Status: offline 		yeah he tends to do that, all us wimmens is peein ourselves laffin at him:)
There be some strange people here:)

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RE: New here, weird name I know - 1/6/2012 4:58:12 PM   
Fornica


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ORIGINAL: Repentance

Anyone else notice that he halted the conversation with that?



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