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poise -> RE: The Thread of Dirty Secrets (1/20/2012 6:44:51 AM)
When he was still in the military, he came home from work one day to find me hiding behind the bedroom door, dressed in only a pair of his camouflage pants and face paint, and carrying one of those super soaker waterguns that resembled an Uzi. However, instead of water, it was filled with babyoil. It didn't take him long to take me down. [8D] This isn't really a sexual trick, but it was a secret surprise to him, and one in which he found pretty awesome.

Ninebelowzero -> RE: The Thread of Dirty Secrets (1/20/2012 8:15:14 AM)
I love this.

bighappygoth39 -> RE: The Thread of Dirty Secrets (1/20/2012 8:38:06 AM)
A similar reaction as the Listerine strips sound like they get is brushing the teeth first with some of the cooling toothpaste you can get. That works very well... I'll definitely have to buy some of those Listerine strips, though. [;)]

lisub4one -> RE: The Thread of Dirty Secrets (1/23/2012 6:11:41 AM)
If you are going for Listerine, either the liquid version or the strips, look for cinnamon - gives a bit of an extra jolt to both oral-genital and oral-anal stimulation

Hillwilliam -> RE: The Thread of Dirty Secrets (1/23/2012 8:27:32 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: lisub4one If you are going for Listerine, either the liquid version or the strips, look for cinnamon - gives a bit of an extra jolt to both oral-genital and oral-anal stimulation If you find listerine strips, buy a bunch. They're hard to find.

agirl -> RE: The Thread of Dirty Secrets (1/24/2012 1:34:32 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: PeonForHer quote: ORIGINAL: Kaliko quote: ORIGINAL: PeonForHer It's true. I've known women go wild when their toes are licked and sucked. It's fascinating. You can start off feeling as though you're being submissive, but then realise the obvious: that you're controlling her. Odd, and fun. I have been defiled by a man's big toe before. It wasn't awful. (It was a very big toe.) Once, at a BDSM club, while I was sitting down, a woman came over and rubbed herself off on my leg, exactly like a dog. She didn't even ask. I was astonished. But I thought, 'Right, if I ever play top again, I'll order the woman to do that.' Interesting experience. You get some rum sorts at British BDSM clubs. Crikey, while I've done that on M out of sheer wantoness and lusty abandon, no WAY could I ever get into a place where I'd rub away on a stranger in a club :) As an aside, I imagine asking you might have removed the magic ..LOL And people grumble about guys rubbing their own genitals in clubs? Nowt so queer as folk :) agirl

agirl -> RE: The Thread of Dirty Secrets (1/24/2012 1:41:06 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LanceHughes Growling in an ear and then the fainest of breath. Long nails and attack a back from the front as if a cougar / panther. Continue the growling. I often massage the top of the jaw bone while licking the back of the ear. (Kinda, sorta my trademark.) A collar twisted, the words: "I control every breath you take." Does NOT have to be too tight to get the desired effect. A mixture of that stuff is uber amazing.......with M. It's not like some trigger that anyone else could use/do....But with M..........yes, with M, if he does....when he does....... huuuuuuughh!!! Um, anyway. That resonates somewhat LanceHughes. (LOL) agirl

xXLithiumXx -> RE: The Thread of Dirty Secrets (1/24/2012 4:05:40 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: RedMagic1 Let's talk about Kinky Sexxx! What is one sexual trick you've learned over the years that you found surprising but awesome? Even better if you've never seen it written down anywhere. Original research here folks. I'll start. Have the woman lie on her stomach, then give her a massage or a flogging. Then kiss up and down her legs. Then start eating out the back of her knee. And I mean eating it out. She will feel it in her clit and you can bring her close to orgasm, never touching her genitals or her pelvis. Holy Jesus Gawd. I think I just peed a lil..... Oh. Wait. That's not pee.

LadyHibiscus -> RE: The Thread of Dirty Secrets (1/24/2012 4:08:16 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: agirl quote: ORIGINAL: LanceHughes Growling in an ear and then the fainest of breath. Long nails and attack a back from the front as if a cougar / panther. Continue the growling. I often massage the top of the jaw bone while licking the back of the ear. (Kinda, sorta my trademark.) A collar twisted, the words: "I control every breath you take." Does NOT have to be too tight to get the desired effect. A mixture of that stuff is uber amazing.......with M. It's not like some trigger that anyone else could use/do....But with M..........yes, with M, if he does....when he does....... huuuuuuughh!!! Um, anyway. That resonates somewhat LanceHughes. (LOL) agirl See, that kind of thing triggers the Bad Laugh. The one that lets them know that I am utterly untouchable no matter what they do.

xXLithiumXx -> RE: The Thread of Dirty Secrets (1/24/2012 4:20:05 PM)
Okay. I take a small saucer and place about 10 marichino (sp) cherries on it. Make sure they have no pits. That sucks. Badly. Put the plate in the freezer for about 45 minutes to an hour. Tie subject in place. Blind fold. Tease to desired level of squirminess. Female to male: Get said plate from the freezer. Set the plate to the side where it wont get spilled or kicked across the room. place a cherry in either side of the mouth, tuck into your cheeks until ready... Ready is... blowing frozen cherry air over the head of the penis before slipping it into your mouth. The cherries act as a ball bearing of sorts and roll up and down the penis, if you know how to work your tongue you can roll them in opposing directions to your mouth. When the cherries are warm enough that they are back to easily edible-chew, rinse (=D), repeat.

LadyHibiscus -> RE: The Thread of Dirty Secrets (1/24/2012 4:21:37 PM)
I LOVE MARASCHINO CHERRIES!!

xXLithiumXx -> RE: The Thread of Dirty Secrets (1/24/2012 4:24:05 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus I LOVE MARASCHINO CHERRIES!! Another one I like is Caramel. Warm it just slightly and rub it over the nipples and then suck it off. OMG. Intense toe curling. But I love sensation play.

xxblushesxx -> RE: The Thread of Dirty Secrets (1/24/2012 6:01:09 PM)
iz sad cuz I haz no sexual sekrets is innocent (ish)

Epytropos -> RE: The Thread of Dirty Secrets (1/24/2012 6:05:35 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: xXLithiumXx Okay. I take a small saucer and place about 10 marichino (sp) cherries on it. Make sure they have no pits. That sucks. Badly. Put the plate in the freezer for about 45 minutes to an hour. Tie subject in place. Blind fold. Tease to desired level of squirminess. Female to male: Get said plate from the freezer. Set the plate to the side where it wont get spilled or kicked across the room. place a cherry in either side of the mouth, tuck into your cheeks until ready... Ready is... blowing frozen cherry air over the head of the penis before slipping it into your mouth. The cherries act as a ball bearing of sorts and roll up and down the penis, if you know how to work your tongue you can roll them in opposing directions to your mouth. When the cherries are warm enough that they are back to easily edible-chew, rinse (=D), repeat. That's a truly bizarre but incredible idea...

xXLithiumXx -> RE: The Thread of Dirty Secrets (1/24/2012 6:56:30 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Epytropos quote: ORIGINAL: xXLithiumXx Okay. I take a small saucer and place about 10 marichino (sp) cherries on it. Make sure they have no pits. That sucks. Badly. Put the plate in the freezer for about 45 minutes to an hour. Tie subject in place. Blind fold. Tease to desired level of squirminess. Female to male: Get said plate from the freezer. Set the plate to the side where it wont get spilled or kicked across the room. place a cherry in either side of the mouth, tuck into your cheeks until ready... Ready is... blowing frozen cherry air over the head of the penis before slipping it into your mouth. The cherries act as a ball bearing of sorts and roll up and down the penis, if you know how to work your tongue you can roll them in opposing directions to your mouth. When the cherries are warm enough that they are back to easily edible-chew, rinse (=D), repeat. That's a truly bizarre but incredible idea... It will straight up make a man stutter. Every time, no questions asked, 100% money back promise. ETA- I could also chalk that up to being known for leaving hickies on the head...and an infinite love for men and the way they taste...but this is a g-rated program, so I will keep it down.

RedMagic1 -> RE: The Thread of Dirty Secrets (1/24/2012 7:02:06 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: xXLithiumXx this is a g-rated program, so I will keep it down. I just checked with the International Thread Rating Agency, and they said we could kick it up to at least R. In case you would like to continue. Nice posts.[:)]

xXLithiumXx -> RE: The Thread of Dirty Secrets (1/24/2012 7:08:46 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: RedMagic1 quote: ORIGINAL: xXLithiumXx this is a g-rated program, so I will keep it down. I just checked with the International Thread Rating Agency, and they said we could kick it up to at least R. In case you would like to continue. Nice posts.[:)] Oh, well in that case. Listen, it's not as rare in bdsm, but it is somewhat rare in my world, to find a woman that claims ownership over her sexuality. That's sad. It's even more rare to find a woman who will tell you, and say it with a straight face that may well border on being a threat; I will make you stutter, permanently, every time you think of saying my name. I haven't been with a great many people, but I wore them out long before I was ever ready for my second wind.

RedMagic1 -> RE: The Thread of Dirty Secrets (1/24/2012 7:10:10 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: xXLithiumXx I haven't been with a great many people, but I wore them out long before I was ever ready for my second wind. I do believe I am going to view your profile now.

xXLithiumXx -> RE: The Thread of Dirty Secrets (1/24/2012 7:14:57 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: RedMagic1 quote: ORIGINAL: xXLithiumXx I haven't been with a great many people, but I wore them out long before I was ever ready for my second wind. I do believe I am going to view your profile now. Might wanna ask Fornica about that, It appears I am her girlfriend now. I dunno how well she shares. Lol.

Hillwilliam -> RE: The Thread of Dirty Secrets (1/24/2012 7:17:55 PM)
Now, I REALLY wanna get lithi drunk and take advantage of her. Bartender. rainbow shots please!!!

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