RE: new slaves needed.

Join Our Community

Collarchat.com

Home Login Search

RE: new slaves needed.

View related threads: (in this forum | in all forums)

Logged in as: Guest

All Forums >> [Introductions] >> Introduce yourself >> RE: new slaves needed.

Page: << < prev 1 [2] 3 next > >>

Message

<< Older Topic Newer Topic >>

RE: new slaves needed. - 1/21/2012 7:43:36 AM

MsLadySue

Posts: 2254
Joined: 12/18/2004
Status: offline

Good luck with that.

_____________________________

In order for you to insult me, I would first have to value your opinion.
I love it when someone insults me. That means I don't have to be nice anymore.

(in reply to southmetro)

Profile

Post #: 21

RE: new slaves needed. - 1/21/2012 7:50:10 AM

myotherself

Posts: 7157
Joined: 3/9/2006
From: The cold bit of the UK
Status: offline

quote:

ORIGINAL: southmetro

I wish 2 be Trained & Collared 2 a Dominant Female & If accepted & pass Iniation, Wish 2 Wear Her Brand of Ownership upon my Tit & ass!
I am Clean/Straight,dedicated,disciplined & have Pierced Nipples 4 her Total Control. south mpls metro.. randylloydusa7 at ya wh o do t co m

It is my sad duty to inform you that you failed the spelling portion of the initiation test. You may resit in one month, upon payment of the fee.

But on a more positive note you passed the fucktard module with flying colours!

_____________________________

There's nowt so queer as folk

(in reply to southmetro)

Profile

Post #: 22

RE: new slaves needed. - 1/21/2012 7:56:57 AM

Fornica

Posts: 2986
Status: offline

Lilith? You're just saying that cuz I'm pale! (Oh, and black hair..and can possibly be a bit cold).
Does this mean Niney is Cliff?! ;)

_____________________________

There is no spoon.

(in reply to myotherself)

Profile

Post #: 23

RE: new slaves needed. - 1/21/2012 7:57:58 AM

Ninebelowzero

Posts: 3134
Joined: 8/5/2011
Status: offline

Naah I'd be the moron bar tender.

_____________________________

More come backs than Frank Sinatra

(in reply to Fornica)

Profile

Post #: 24

RE: new slaves needed. - 1/21/2012 8:00:19 AM

Hillwilliam

Posts: 19394
Joined: 8/27/2008
Status: offline

Well, get me a goddam beer willya?

_____________________________

Kinkier than a cheap garden hose.

Whoever said "Religion is the opiate of the masses" never heard Right Wing talk radio.

Don't blame me, I voted for Gary Johnson.

(in reply to Ninebelowzero)

Profile

Post #: 25

RE: new slaves needed. - 1/21/2012 8:03:18 AM

Ninebelowzero

Posts: 3134
Joined: 8/5/2011
Status: offline

Pay your tab of first mate:-)

_____________________________

More come backs than Frank Sinatra

(in reply to Hillwilliam)

Profile

Post #: 26

RE: new slaves needed. - 1/21/2012 8:25:00 AM

Fornica

Posts: 2986
Status: offline

Woody!

_____________________________

There is no spoon.

(in reply to Ninebelowzero)

Profile

Post #: 27

RE: new slaves needed. - 1/21/2012 8:41:49 AM

kalikshama

Posts: 14805
Joined: 8/8/2010
Status: offline

quote:

We don't make a lot of hookups on this side, It's more like a kink friendly version of "Cheers"/

I've started a new thread: What character from Cheers would you be?

(in reply to Hillwilliam)

Profile

Post #: 28

RE: new slaves needed. - 1/21/2012 8:41:59 AM

LanceHughes

Posts: 4737
Joined: 2/12/2004
Status: offline

quote:

ORIGINAL: Fornica
Woody!

When I saw that in marquee, I thought: "Good! A post to get Lance 'started' this Saturday morning."

I guess I'll be Frasier.

OOPS! C'mon guys.... Back to original OPoster:

quote:

ORIGINAL: MistressSashakix
Ok here's alittle more about me , I am. 37 years old , I have studied martial arts since I'm 9. Ii've studied 10 different styles growing up. i play pool for a team .I still own my old boys just want a few new ones. Tired of the same faces. . I enjoy training some of my pets in self defense. I do plan on making friendly connections her as well. Thank you for all the input by the way. Have a good one.

I agree, MUCH better for tone of forums. LOL!

Well, if you find new faces are you getting rid of the old ones?

_____________________________

"Train 'em the right way - my way." Lance Hughes
"Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer, but wish we didn't." Erica Jong

10 fluffy points
50 nz points

Member: VAA's posse

(in reply to MistressSashakix)

Profile

Post #: 29

RE: new slaves needed. - 1/21/2012 9:06:36 AM

Fornica

Posts: 2986
Status: offline

Or Niles? But a tougher version.

_____________________________

There is no spoon.

(in reply to LanceHughes)

Profile

Post #: 30

RE: new slaves needed. - 1/21/2012 9:09:11 AM

Ninebelowzero

Posts: 3134
Joined: 8/5/2011
Status: offline

That's haaawwwwwwwwt!

_____________________________

More come backs than Frank Sinatra

(in reply to Fornica)

Profile

Post #: 31

RE: new slaves needed. - 1/21/2012 9:15:04 AM

Fornica

Posts: 2986
Status: offline

Niles is hot?

_____________________________

There is no spoon.

(in reply to Ninebelowzero)

Profile

Post #: 32

RE: new slaves needed. - 1/21/2012 9:21:24 AM

poise

Posts: 9509
Joined: 7/3/2010
Status: offline

The avatar you are currently displaying is HAWWWWWWWWT!

_____________________________

When the path ignites a soul, there’s no remaining in place.

(in reply to Fornica)

Profile

Post #: 33

RE: new slaves needed. - 1/21/2012 9:23:54 AM

Fornica

Posts: 2986
Status: offline

You just say that because you know I have no shirt on in it. You love my bewbies.

_____________________________

There is no spoon.

(in reply to poise)

Profile

Post #: 34

RE: new slaves needed. - 1/21/2012 9:24:24 AM

Hillwilliam

Posts: 19394
Joined: 8/27/2008
Status: offline

quote:

ORIGINAL: poise

The avatar you are currently displaying is HAWWWWWWWWT!

She'd look good with a leash clipped to that collar.

_____________________________

Kinkier than a cheap garden hose.

Whoever said "Religion is the opiate of the masses" never heard Right Wing talk radio.

Don't blame me, I voted for Gary Johnson.

(in reply to poise)

Profile

Post #: 35

RE: new slaves needed. - 1/21/2012 9:25:54 AM

poise

Posts: 9509
Joined: 7/3/2010
Status: offline

quote:

ORIGINAL: Fornica

You just say that because you know I have no shirt on in it. You love my bewbies.

Who wouldn't?

Those bodacious boobies are gonna save me from drowning one day!

_____________________________

When the path ignites a soul, there’s no remaining in place.

(in reply to Fornica)

Profile

Post #: 36

RE: new slaves needed. - 1/21/2012 9:32:05 AM

Fornica

Posts: 2986
Status: offline

Or they'll drown you, but either way, it should be a good time!

_____________________________

There is no spoon.

(in reply to poise)

Profile

Post #: 37

RE: new slaves needed. - 1/21/2012 9:59:41 AM

poise

Posts: 9509
Joined: 7/3/2010
Status: offline

**glub glub glub**

I hope the handsome and frighteningly endowed lifeguard shows up too!

_____________________________

When the path ignites a soul, there’s no remaining in place.

(in reply to Fornica)

Profile

Post #: 38

RE: new slaves needed. - 1/21/2012 10:15:20 AM

stellauk

Posts: 1360
Status: offline

Welcome MistressSashakix to the Collarme congregation

And now if you will turn to Hymn 35 in The Collarme Hymnbook

All Slaves Bright and Beautiful

All slaves bright and beautiful
Pay piggies great and small
All subs feeling generous
Your Mistress loves you all

Your Mistress needs new toys it seems
She needs some new dildos
Canes and cuffs and riding crops
And most of her knickers now have holes

All slaves bright and beautiful
Pay piggies great and small
All subs feeling generous
Your Mistress loves you all

Amen

_____________________________

Usually when you have all the answers for something nobody is interested in listening.

(in reply to MistressSashakix)

Profile

Post #: 39

RE: new slaves needed. - 1/21/2012 10:22:52 AM

GreedyTop

Posts: 52100
Joined: 5/2/2007
From: Savannah, GA
Status: offline

omg, STella!! another one!! LAO!! *hugs*

(I don't think I've ever heard a bagpipe version of this one, though...)

_____________________________

polysnortatious
Supreme Goddess of Snark
CHARTER MEMBER: Lance's Fag Hags!
Waiting for my madman in a Blue Box.

(in reply to stellauk)

Profile

Post #: 40