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poise -> RE: I like women! (1/22/2012 5:12:02 PM)


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ORIGINAL: DBWhiskey

Of course there is hope, I can even help.
Here's the plan:
Step 1): You buy an comically large meat grinder, I'll buy an axe.
Steps 2-7): You can imagine steps 2 through 7, but
Step 8): We win the blue ribbon for best cheeseburger ever.

Genius!! Just one question though.
Does this have to involve me wearing a chef hat?
I'm not sure my paper bag could tolerate that.



DBWhiskey -> RE: I like women! (1/22/2012 5:28:36 PM)

No, I wear the chef's hat, preferably you don't wear anything so the grinder doesn't get jammed up.



poise -> RE: I like women! (1/22/2012 5:33:10 PM)

Ouchies! That is nowhere near what I imagined in steps 2 - 7.
I think I'm gonna become a vegetarian now. [:(]



crazyml -> RE: I like women! (1/22/2012 5:39:00 PM)

Ello!

Rockin intro, man - Welcome.

You know that the Irish invented Whiskey, right?

I'm with Nine on this... Black bush is it.



xxblushesxx -> RE: I like women! (1/22/2012 5:49:42 PM)

Yeah but the Kentuckians continue to improve it...



crazyml -> RE: I like women! (1/22/2012 5:51:45 PM)

<beams>

Excellent point, beautifully made.



Icarys -> RE: I like women! (1/22/2012 5:52:38 PM)

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Black Bush

I wonder if kate would settle for that instead.



DBWhiskey -> RE: I like women! (1/22/2012 6:17:13 PM)

I'm sorry, let me revise steps 2-7:

2) We buy an enormous variety of supplies from all over the continental United States and have them shipped to your kitchen.
3) We go shopping, and spend at least three days picking out outfits for our experimentation, out cooking, our presentation, and our award ceremony.
4) We set aside three months of our lives to just try out different burger makeups, experimenting with all aspects of the ingredients and process.
5) We discover the golden goose of cheeseburgers, and prepare the recipe for the great cheeseburger cook-off.
6) We cook our cheeseburgers at the contest, and absolutely destroy the judges previous ideas of cheeseburger.
7) We look amazing as we accept our awards for most incredible best cheeseburgers in the history of time and for all time hereafter.

Is that better?



poise -> RE: I like women! (1/22/2012 6:24:42 PM)

Considerably!



Duskypearls -> RE: I like women! (1/22/2012 7:19:21 PM)


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ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

I like women too!  Tell you what - Ill take haffa them here, and I'll let you have the other half.

Welcome to collarme.



Much as I love ya, DS, I'm not cutting myself in half for either of you!



DesFIP -> RE: I like women! (1/22/2012 7:24:03 PM)

I like him, can we keep him?

Welcome to the zoo, DB.



NyxPontia -> RE: I like women! (1/22/2012 8:02:38 PM)

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ORIGINAL: DesFIP

I like him, can we keep him?

Welcome to the zoo, DB.



Fine, but I'm not cleaning up after Him!



sunshinemiss -> RE: I like women! (1/22/2012 8:15:49 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Ninebelowzero

Hi & I prefer Whisky, particularly the Irish stuff. it's triple distilled you see.


I thought the Irish stuff had an "E" in it...

Welcome to the madhouse, Whiskers... Wisekey... Whistler... um... Dude.  [:)]



sunshinemiss -> RE: I like women! (1/22/2012 8:21:02 PM)

... oh and I forgot... I'm more of a limoncello gal myself!



DaddySatyr -> RE: I like women! (1/22/2012 8:26:33 PM)

I'm pretty sure that if it's made in Kentucky, it's called Bourbon.

I am not happy with the proposed plan for divvying up the ladies.

I'm okay with "black" but, I don't like any ladies "bushy".

Des, you say that now but, I'm the one who's going to wind up feeding and walking him.

I don't really like ladies but, the good Lord hasn't made a suitable alternative, yet.

Oh, yeah! Welcome aboard, DB.



Peace and comfort,



Michael



Kaliko -> RE: I like women! (1/22/2012 8:28:31 PM)


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ORIGINAL: DBWhiskey

Other things I like:

Nasty pictures, bondage, making home videos, deepthroating (GLORIOUS!), talking nonsense, odd women, very odd women, backpacking, woodcarving, knives, sharpening knives, decorating knives, looking at knives, guns, wrastlin', being awesome, cuddles, warmth, snow, the woods, the canyonlands, the badlands, new mexico, reading, philosophy, sweetness, being approved of, money.



There are a few odd women here.


Welcome :)



Kaliko -> RE: I like women! (1/22/2012 8:44:14 PM)


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ORIGINAL: DaddySatyr


I am not happy with the proposed plan for divvying up the ladies.






Can somebody divvy me, please? That sounds fun. Getting divvied.



DBWhiskey -> RE: I like women! (1/22/2012 8:52:30 PM)

Des, I like you too, gimmie all the cookies please.
DaddySatyr, I love you. I love you forever, can I be you when I grow up?
Kaliko, I'd be happy to divvy the shit out of you.



ghostraven -> RE: I like women! (1/22/2012 8:55:40 PM)

Welcome, DB. I share your enthusiastic love of women. I do enjoy whiskey though a classy lady named brandy has my heart. Knives are beautiful for so many inventive things. Also, I will be one of those judges you will be impressing with this Cheeseburgerofawesomelyness. My creditentals are that I love chesseburgers and the eating there of. I do accept chili fries as bribes. Welcome to Collarme. Do not shed on the couch or we will flog you. (Please shed on the couch...we do so enjoy flogging).



DaddySatyr -> RE: I like women! (1/22/2012 8:57:16 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Kaliko
Can somebody divvy me, please? That sounds fun. Getting divvied.


The list of things I would not do to you is much shorter than the list of things that would be "on the table".



Peace and comfort,



Michael



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