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MistyMenthal -> Most Stupidest thing You've seen someone doing in a car. "Top this one?" (6/1/2006 3:10:43 PM)

Most Stupidest thing You've seen someone doing in a car...

I've seen a Woman sitting at a Stop light letting the light
go from green to Red,[8|]
only to find out She was digging in Her nose![8D]

Lets see Who can top that one?

BLOWING KISSES Misty



MasterMoody -> RE: Most Stupidest thing You've seen someone doing in a car. "Top this one?" (6/1/2006 3:21:16 PM)

the most dumps thig i saw was a cpl trying to fuck each other at a red light and then haveing going to green and then back to red



Wolf1020 -> RE: Most Stupidest thing You've seen someone doing in a car. "Top this one?" (6/1/2006 4:16:47 PM)

people talking on the damn cell phone while driving



MysticFireTopaz -> RE: Most Stupidest thing You've seen someone doing in a car. "Top this one?" (6/1/2006 5:16:45 PM)

One time, when I was in My early 20's and living in L.A., I decided to drive through a seedy part of town to get somewhere faster.  Stopped at a red light, the guy in the car next to Me honked his horn loudly to get My attention.  When I looked over, he lifted himself up on the car seat so I could see he had his pants down and was exposing himself.  I guess he wanted a shocked reaction, but instead I just laughed at him, then drove off when the light turned green.

Lady Topaz



pinkee -> RE: Most Stupidest thing You've seen someone doing in a car. "Top this one?" (6/1/2006 5:35:41 PM)

i saw a woman applying mascara, using her rear view mirror, whilst driving on the freeway at -- oh say -- 75 mph.  What a dumb bunny.  Everyone knows you only apply your make up at stop signs and red lights.
 
pinkee



sisyphus2000 -> RE: Most Stupidest thing You've seen someone doing in a car. "Top this one?" (6/1/2006 5:47:04 PM)

A few years ago i saw a young lady that was knitting while driving in rush-hour traffic on one of  the busiest streets in Boise.  Her hands were held correctly on the steering wheel....10 o'clock and 2 o'clock, with a knitting needle in each hand and her pink what-ever-it-was spread out across the wheel.



Petruchio -> RE: Most Stupidest thing You've seen someone doing in a car. "Top this one?" (6/1/2006 5:47:27 PM)

1. One evening I cam up behind a van and saw the driver watching a television he had mounted on the dash.

2. In New York City, I spotted a front-wheel-drive Cadillac with snow chains… on the rear wheels.



DevilHimself -> RE: Most Stupidest thing You've seen someone doing in a car. "Top this one?" (6/1/2006 5:57:13 PM)

5 AM, really thick fog, her interior light was on, she was driving at least 80 MPH and putting on makeup, face glued in the rear view mirror.



MistyMenthal -> RE: Most Stupidest thing You've seen someone doing in a car. "Top this one?" (6/1/2006 9:48:21 PM)

quote:

5 AM, really thick fog, her interior light was on, she was driving at least 80 MPH and putting on makeup, face glued in the rear view mirror. DevilHimself


Did She Survive![&:]

BLOWING KISSES Misty



champagnewishes -> RE: Most Stupidest thing You've seen someone doing in a car. "Top this one?" (6/1/2006 10:32:25 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: MysticFireTopaz

One time, when I was in My early 20's and living in L.A., I decided to drive through a seedy part of town to get somewhere faster.  Stopped at a red light, the guy in the car next to Me honked his horn loudly to get My attention.  When I looked over, he lifted himself up on the car seat so I could see he had his pants down and was exposing himself.  I guess he wanted a shocked reaction, but instead I just laughed at him, then drove off when the light turned green.

Lady Topaz



LOL...i use to have a company van that allowed me a bird's eye view down into most vehicles...i couldn't tell you how many times men would box me into the slow lane only to find when i did look over, they were wacking off.  After the 5th time, my then b/f gave me a cup of rather large ball bearings...and told me to toss them out the window towards their windshield the next time it happened.

I was driving myself home from the hospital one time and fell asleep at a red light...not sure how many times it changed before the person behind me got fed up and started honking.



Tikkiee -> RE: Most Stupidest thing You've seen someone doing in a car. "Top this one?" (6/1/2006 10:56:54 PM)

Every morning on my way to school, I would get behind this woman who would apply her makeup at the red light. When the light turned green, I would honk a couple times before I managed to get her attention. This went on for about two weeks. Finally one day, while behind her, I honked three times while the light was still red....off she went, right into the side of an oncoming car that had the right of way. [:)] I felt no guilt what-so-ever.



Wulfchyld -> RE: Most Stupidest thing You've seen someone doing in a car. "Top this one?" (6/2/2006 12:00:27 AM)

Watched a dumass piss on an electric fence.

Watched a dumass fly in my highly expermental hang glider I built when I was 11.

Watched a dumass try and pop the head of a copperhead.

Watched a dumass corner an early 90's suzuki sidekick at high speed and roll it over.

Watched a dumass try and strong arm rob my store. That was extremely funny.

I'll give you a zillion more latter.



mistoferin -> RE: Most Stupidest thing You've seen someone doing in a car. "Top this one?" (6/2/2006 3:07:33 AM)

There was a woman who was sitting on her man's lap and riding the hell out of him while going down the road. I didn't really think it was all that stupid at the time.....probably cause I was the woman...lol.



LaTigresse -> RE: Most Stupidest thing You've seen someone doing in a car. "Top this one?" (6/2/2006 5:32:01 AM)

Given that I drive ALOT of miles commuting and my prior job was in sales and I would usually put in about 1000 miles a week I have seen alot of stupidity on the road. Women doing their hair and makeup. People drying to talk on the cell phone, drink coffee, smoke and drive. Reading the newspaper on the freeway. Reading a book on the freeway. I think the one that got me the worst was a guy in a big extended cab dodge truck like mine, talking on the phone tucked against his shoulder, trying drink with his left hand and typing on a laptop computer with his right hand all while flying down the freeway at 80 miles an hour.
Another of my scary sites is idiots in SUVs or 4wheel drive trucks that think they can still drive 80 flying past me on the freeway when its icy, usually talking on the cell phone, I inevitably pass them after they have put themself in the ditch, quite often upside down.




Kahless -> RE: Most Stupidest thing You've seen someone doing in a car. "Top this one?" (6/2/2006 5:54:34 AM)

Let me see....

1)  I saw a couple arguing on the freeway... now, this isn't unusual, except that both couples were animately using both hands, and not one hand was on the steering wheel and neither one was watching the road at something like 70 mph.

2)  Saw a woman alone in a car applying makeup on a highway with stoplights, in a snowstorm with icy roads while the car was moving.

3)  I saw two girls standing up through the sunroof of a car, doing 75 mph or so, mooning and flashing thier boobies at the drivers they were passing... only to be stopped at the local speed trap a mile later.  Hrmm.. can you say 20+ over, wreckless endangerment, careless driving, no seatbelts, possibly DUI, public indecency, and probably four other moving violations.



missgiveNTake -> RE: Most Stupidest thing You've seen someone doing in a car. "Top this one?" (6/2/2006 6:03:08 AM)

I saw a man brushing his teeth. He would hold the toothbrush in his mouth to turn corners, then start brushing again once he was up to speed. He used his rearview mirror to make sure he was getting all his teeth.

And they say women are bad....LOL



shivvy -> RE: Most Stupidest thing You've seen someone doing in a car. "Top this one?" (6/2/2006 6:36:22 AM)

a friend of mine woz driving this car in this carpark up the savecentre, and there woz about 8 of us inside it. me and a friend woz sitting on the back windows, with our legs and feet inside the car, and we woz hanging onto each over accross the roof. Danny woz driving round doing donuts and handbreak turns and stuff when the police turned up.
 
Yvonne let go of me and climbed in the car and Danny put his foot down and went round a corner and i carried on going and landed in some bushes. The police just drove past, and i had to walk about 1.5 miles home with a broken arm. told my mum and dad i'd fallen out a tree[:-] - Cost me 6 weeks with my arm in plaster[&:]



tangldupinblue -> RE: Most Stupidest thing You've seen someone doing in a car. "Top this one?" (6/2/2006 6:43:19 AM)

ok so i will take the stupid prize today, i drive with my foot out the window, and yes my car is a stick.

blue



Dustyn -> RE: Most Stupidest thing You've seen someone doing in a car. "Top this one?" (6/2/2006 6:49:03 AM)

Was sitting next to a guy waiting for the light to change and when I glanced over, he was watching a movie on a dashboard DVD player... amusingly enough, he was watching Fast and Furious...



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