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BitaTruble -> RE: Looking for someone rad like me (2/10/2012 12:16:16 AM)
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ORIGINAL: CRAWLTOMENOW
I know what you must be thinking. You're thinking, "this guy sucks and his ad is going to be totally lame." You are wrong though. I'm badass. (if you are comparing it to belly button lint)
The lint is a myth. There is no lint. There is the occasional big toe, but I keep that sucker clean.
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Now you are like, "maybe I should see what he has to say. He might not be a total loser." Wrong again. I am. (a totally awesome loser who has tons of really cool things going on)
Don't be a tease. Details and pics or it didn't happen.
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Now you are like, "wow, what a funny thing for someone to say about himself. This is more fun than clipping my toenails." This time you are right. I am more fun than clipping toenails. (except when that nail flies off and lands in your eye. That might be more fun)
Never stand between a woman and a pedi, dude. Seriously. You can get hurt.
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Now you must be thinking, "I really want to meet this guy and have hot sex with him." (or click on the back button and move on)
I'm in menopausal flux. All my sex is hot and sweaty.. what else ya got?
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If you've made it this far you are probably thinking, "wow this guy has such a command of the English language and it really turns me on so I better email him or I will miss out on getting to know one of the greatest guys in the world. Plus, I love badass guys with self deprecating humor. It's so sexy."
Not really buying the badass thing, but the humor is appreciated.
Welcome to the boards. [8D]
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