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OsideGirl -> RE: greetings minions (2/17/2012 7:25:46 AM)

Gozer's raging, at
55 Park Central West,
There are no minions.




kalikshama -> RE: greetings minions (2/17/2012 8:38:31 AM)

Karl managed to obtain a minion - OP, if you work hard, you may too! Welcome to the discussion side of the site.

[image]http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/political-pictures-karl-finally-received-his-minion.jpg[/image]




sebastien31 -> RE: greetings minions (2/17/2012 9:03:31 AM)

Welcome InannaX, and good luck.




DomMeinCT -> RE: greetings minions (2/17/2012 11:14:33 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: OsideGirl

Gozer's raging, at
55 Park Central West,
There are no minions.


Gozer the Destructor!




OsideGirl -> RE: greetings minions (2/17/2012 11:25:34 AM)

[image]http://image.spreadshirt.com/image-server/image/composition/15461795/view/1/producttypecolor/5/type/png/width/280/height/280/minion-of-gozer_design.png[/image]




InannaX -> RE: greetings minions (2/17/2012 1:19:24 PM)

i see....




Kana -> RE: greetings minions (2/17/2012 2:05:07 PM)

Cuz sometimes ya just gotta:

"Megamind: MINION!
Minion: [wounded] I can't see... it's cold and dark, and warm and light...
Megamind: It's me, Minion. I'm right here.
Minion: We've had a lot of adventures together, you and I...
Megamind: We have.
Minion: I mean... most of them ended in horrible failure... but we won today, didn't we, sir?
Megamind: Yes, Minion. We did it, thanks to you.
Minion: Code... we're the good guys now.
Megamind: Code: I guess we are.
Minion: Oh! Oh! Oh! I'm going! I think this is it! I'm going far away...!
[Megamind picks up his friend's body... and drops it in the fountain]
Megamind: What a drama queen!
Minion: You know, I'm feeling much better now! Guess I just needed a swim...
Megamind: [to Roxanne] He had you going, didn't he? Classic Minion.
Megamind: [to Minion] Don't give me that face. He reels you in with that little face! Look at that face!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9Q-trVF838




GreedyTop -> RE: greetings minions (2/17/2012 2:12:40 PM)

I LOVE THAT MOVIE!!! BANANAS!!




Kana -> RE: greetings minions (2/17/2012 2:24:13 PM)

Love the last line

"Minion: Create a hero? What, what...what?! Why would you do that?
Megamind: So I have someone to fight. Minion, I'm a villain without a hero. A yin with no yang! A bull fighter with no bull to fight. In other words, I have no purpose!

Minion: How are you gonna do it?
[Metro man shows him the poster boards he's made with all his ideas]
Megamind: I'm going to give someone, I don't know who yet, Metro Man's powers. We're going to train that someone to become Metrocity's new hero. Over here, follow!
[revealing the last poster board]
Megamind: And then finally, I'm going to fight that hero in an epic battle of good and evil. We'll put everything back the way it was when the world was perfect and rosy.


Megamind: Behold, Minion, Metro Man's cape! Look closely.
[he pushes a large lensed towards Minion]
Megamind: Tell me what you see?
Minion: Dandruff?
Megamind: Ha...ha...yes! It's his DNA! From this we'll extract the source of Metro Man's awesome power.
Minion: Sir, I think this is a bad idea.
[extracting Metro Man's essence]
Megamind: Yes, this is a very wickedly bad idea for the greater good of bad!
Minion: But I'm saying this is a kind of bad that, okay, I think it's good from your "bad" perception, but from a "good" perception, it...it...it's just plain bad!
Megamind: Oh, you don't know what's good for bad!"





Fornica -> RE: greetings minions (2/17/2012 2:26:27 PM)

Do you?
quote:

ORIGINAL: InannaX

i see....





mnottertail -> RE: greetings minions (2/17/2012 2:29:45 PM)

Shouldn't a grating onions thread go in off topic?

Welcome, OP.




kalikshama -> RE: greetings minions (2/17/2012 5:59:25 PM)

[image]http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/10/18/786e5df8-b8dd-4f96-a43c-fca4c71d7827.jpg[/image]




Fornica -> RE: greetings minions (2/17/2012 8:01:01 PM)

What the heck is THAT?




lizi -> RE: greetings minions (2/17/2012 8:57:58 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Fornica

What the heck is THAT?


Alien Creature Haiku

strange wrinkly bald thing
patterned skin, Gozer's minion
unhappy with life

There, that should answer your question...
It's a.....well hell if i know.




GreedyTop -> RE: greetings minions (2/17/2012 9:44:13 PM)

(or, it's a hairless kitten...)




MissKittyDeVine -> RE: greetings minions (2/18/2012 5:22:54 AM)

Ordinary minions don´t really do it for me.

Now, chocolate minions ... mmmmm ...




GreedyTop -> RE: greetings minions (2/18/2012 5:29:44 AM)

*snort* Kitty, I read that as 'chocolate ONIONS'.


Sheeesh.




MissKittyDeVine -> RE: greetings minions (2/18/2012 6:07:53 AM)

I would never pollute chocolate in that way *shudders*

Biting the head off a minion sounds like fun, though.




GreedyTop -> RE: greetings minions (2/18/2012 6:23:22 AM)

I am a sick woman. Suddenly, I wanna see what chocolate and onion taste like together.

*adds small bar of chocolate to grocery list*




MissKittyDeVine -> RE: greetings minions (2/18/2012 7:18:59 AM)

Greedy, dear, if you must do that then at least get it the right way round.

It´s a small onion and a large bar of chocolate ...




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