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Howdy Yall - 2/22/2012 6:58:20 AM   
Yin2Yang


Posts: 34
Joined: 2/18/2012
Status: offline 		Howdy everyone.
I used to be on CM quite a while back, but deleted my profile. I was living in a small country town like Mayberry and showed this site to a vanilla I was dating. Hmmmm, Seems she discussed it with her girlfriends and they came to the conclusion I was a devil worshiper and needed my soul saved.

I just moved back to the area of my hometown and started a new profile on here to see what's happening in the Big City.
Good to be back around normal people.
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RE: Howdy Yall - 2/22/2012 7:00:50 AM   
Marc2b


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Status: offline 		I don't think there is such a thing as normal people.  That aside, welcome back.

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RE: Howdy Yall - 2/22/2012 7:01:02 AM   
DarkSteven


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Status: offline 		We isn't normal. We is skewed. We is Abby Normal.

Welcome back to collarme.

I like your profile!

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The small-breasted ones want larger breasts. The large-breasted ones want smaller ones. The straight-haired ones curl their hair, and the curly-haired ones straighten theirs...

Quit fretting. We men love you."

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RE: Howdy Yall - 2/22/2012 7:04:43 AM   
poise


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Status: offline 		Welcome back, Yin.

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RE: Howdy Yall - 2/22/2012 7:07:45 AM   
Yin2Yang


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Joined: 2/18/2012
Status: offline 		Well, "Normal" like me. :) Skewed is good, everyone loves the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
Thanks Dark Steven.

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RE: Howdy Yall - 2/22/2012 7:10:26 AM   
Hillwilliam


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Status: offline 		LMAO, I had to read your profile after your intro. Go VOLS. (For some reason I knew you lived hearby).

Welcome back. Yeah, we're a bit twisted here. If they can't take a joke, to heck with em.

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Kinkier than a cheap garden hose.

Whoever said "Religion is the opiate of the masses" never heard Right Wing talk radio.

Don't blame me, I voted for Gary Johnson.

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RE: Howdy Yall - 2/22/2012 7:20:25 AM   
Yin2Yang


Posts: 34
Joined: 2/18/2012
Status: offline 		LOL, "Kinkier than a cheap garden hose" Like it, 2 thumbs up. I would be 3 but I only have 2 hands.
So Hillwilliam, what gave me away? The "Howdy"?

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RE: Howdy Yall - 2/22/2012 8:18:56 AM   
Hillwilliam


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Status: offline 		The "Town like Mayberry"

I live in one as well. such a vibrant kink scene eh?

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Kinkier than a cheap garden hose.

Whoever said "Religion is the opiate of the masses" never heard Right Wing talk radio.

Don't blame me, I voted for Gary Johnson.

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RE: Howdy Yall - 2/22/2012 8:39:58 AM   
Yin2Yang


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Joined: 2/18/2012
Status: offline 		The only kink in that town was a woman who wore mini skirts in public. She had smokin' hot legs but a face like Shrek. She and I both were the considered wierdos. lol
There is something inherently wrong with a town that has in it's city by-laws that is against the law to "Play pool or billiards in a way that you can be viewed". Seriously. If you had a pool table, it had to be in a back room with no windows where no one could see you play.

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Life is like a box of........ Legos. It can be anything you make of it.
The masochist says to the sadist, “Hurt me, hurt me!” Very calmly, and with a look of satisfying pleasure, the sadist answers, “No.”

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RE: Howdy Yall - 2/22/2012 8:55:55 AM   
OsideGirl


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ORIGINAL: Yin2Yang

Well, "Normal" like me. :) Skewed is good, everyone loves the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
Thanks Dark Steven.



Normal is a town in Illinois.

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RE: Howdy Yall - 2/22/2012 9:28:53 AM   
Delilya


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Status: offline 		Best of luck

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RE: Howdy Yall - 2/22/2012 9:35:06 AM   
Fornica


Posts: 2986
Status: offline 		Finally someone fun :D
Welcome back to the fold!

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RE: Howdy Yall - 2/22/2012 10:03:43 AM   
Yin2Yang


Posts: 34
Joined: 2/18/2012
Status: offline 		Holy Cow! You're right, they have a Normal Mayor, a Normal police dept. and and Normal City Hall. It must suck to live in a town that's the butt of a lot of bad jokes.
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ORIGINAL: OsideGirl


quote:

ORIGINAL: Yin2Yang

Well, "Normal" like me. :) Skewed is good, everyone loves the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
Thanks Dark Steven.



Normal is a town in Illinois.



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Life is like a box of........ Legos. It can be anything you make of it.
The masochist says to the sadist, “Hurt me, hurt me!” Very calmly, and with a look of satisfying pleasure, the sadist answers, “No.”

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RE: Howdy Yall - 2/22/2012 10:05:50 AM   
Yin2Yang


Posts: 34
Joined: 2/18/2012
Status: offline 		Thank ya Fornica.

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Life is like a box of........ Legos. It can be anything you make of it.
The masochist says to the sadist, “Hurt me, hurt me!” Very calmly, and with a look of satisfying pleasure, the sadist answers, “No.”

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RE: Howdy Yall - 2/22/2012 11:30:51 AM   
ScatteredRose


Posts: 171
Joined: 3/9/2010
From: New Orleans
Status: offline 		Welcome back! :)

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RE: Howdy Yall - 2/22/2012 5:11:59 PM   
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RE: Howdy Yall - 2/22/2012 7:14:09 PM   
MistressDarkArt


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Status: offline 		Welcome back! I want your horseh!!

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RE: Howdy Yall - 2/22/2012 7:45:30 PM   
ashjor911


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From: balcony, having a Smoke
Status: offline 		Welcome

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RE: Howdy Yall - 2/22/2012 9:00:37 PM   
BurntKitty


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From: Here To Eternity.
Status: offline 		Welcome back! Jump on in, the water's fine!!



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RE: Howdy Yall - 2/22/2012 10:14:25 PM   
Yin2Yang


Posts: 34
Joined: 2/18/2012
Status: offline 		LOL^^^^^

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Life is like a box of........ Legos. It can be anything you make of it.
The masochist says to the sadist, “Hurt me, hurt me!” Very calmly, and with a look of satisfying pleasure, the sadist answers, “No.”

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