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Zoot365 -> Seriously. It's a zed. (2/29/2012 12:36:57 PM)
Hello everybody and especially to the submissive women in my area. My name is Michael, although I also answer to Sir, Master, Daddy, or please. I'm a sadist. I like to think of my self as a Macgyver of pain; which means I'll hurt you as much as I can with whatever is at hand. ( I like the kitchen and have devised several interesting uses for the common eggbeater). So if you'd like to be hurt, humiliated and generally ill-used look me up. I'm awfully good at what I do.

OsideGirl -> RE: Seriously. It's a zed. (2/29/2012 12:39:22 PM)
Hi Michael, No one in the forums will call you Master, Sir or Daddy. Welcome to the discussion side. Have fun!

KittyBoiSlave -> RE: Seriously. It's a zed. (2/29/2012 12:40:48 PM)
Hiya and welcome! Can't say I've ever heard of MacGyver used in context of BDSM before, but that's adorable. :D

Delilya -> RE: Seriously. It's a zed. (2/29/2012 3:13:25 PM)
good luck

mnottertail -> RE: Seriously. It's a zed. (2/29/2012 3:16:38 PM)
We need you to get the gimp. Welcome Harvey Keitel

smartsub10 -> RE: Seriously. It's a zed. (2/29/2012 3:22:55 PM)
You have an eggbeater? I don't think they even sell those anymore. I use a whisk. Anyway....Welcome to the forums.

DarkSteven -> RE: Seriously. It's a zed. (2/29/2012 4:29:06 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: KittyBoiSlave Hiya and welcome! Can't say I've ever heard of MacGyver used in context of BDSM before, but that's adorable. :D The local dungeon, the Sanctuary, has an annual MacGyver competition in which Tops get to use ordinary household stuff on their bottoms. Welcome to collarme, OP!

OsideGirl -> RE: Seriously. It's a zed. (2/29/2012 4:32:53 PM)
Master won a MacGyver Dom trophy at a party. However, at this point: MacGyver is the name of our dog (trust me he earned it) so, the MacGyver of pain thing cracked me up.

LifestyleCurious -> RE: Seriously. It's a zed. (2/29/2012 4:50:21 PM)
wow, I'd really like to know the many uses for an egg beater... I generally rarely acquire anything if it can't be multi-purposed for at least 1 additional thing other than it's obvious use. And that doesn't even pertain to lifestyle activites - just about anything can be twisted if you can think outside the box... but I never thought of an egg beater. Please, do share!

BurntKitty -> RE: Seriously. It's a zed. (2/29/2012 6:09:44 PM)
Welcome Michael. Egg beaters are lovely implements of doom. They can be used to torture nipples, the clit, lips (both sets) and are godawful when inserted and turned. Hell, I'm menopausal and believe me, there's no more eggs left to scramble internally. [image]http://images3.ape2zebra.com/thumbs/0002003_440-gluekskaefer-egg-beater-kitchen-pretend-play-sku-.jpeg[/image] I was once told by a sadistic partner "I have duct tape, a paper clip & pocket lint. Choose one." I was more freaked out by the lint, I tellya!

Casteele -> RE: Seriously. It's a zed. (2/29/2012 6:28:11 PM)
Greetings and welcome to the forums, DaddyMacZoot (Mind if I call you that?) Maybe I'm geek, but I've always found the things you can do with ordinary office/art supplies to be more interesting than the kitchen. It's amazing what you can do with a plain old rubber eraser..

OohAahMrs -> RE: Seriously. It's a zed. (3/2/2012 8:14:20 AM)
Welcome zoot, hope you find those girls deserving of your skills.

kalikshama -> RE: Seriously. It's a zed. (3/2/2012 10:23:34 AM)
quote: Egg beaters are lovely implements of doom. They can be used to torture nipples, the clit, lips (both sets) and are godawful when inserted and turned. [sm=couch.gif]

ashjor911 -> RE: Seriously. It's a zed. (3/2/2012 4:34:39 PM)
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