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toil4women -> scat (3/6/2012 10:36:41 PM)
any body into fart humiliation

stef -> RE: scat (3/6/2012 10:41:21 PM)
No.

peppermint -> RE: scat (3/7/2012 7:53:47 AM)
To find your answer please read the FAQs.

bighappygoth39 -> RE: scat (3/7/2012 11:54:05 AM)
"I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. Now go away before I taunt you a second time" Is that good enough for ya? [8D]

GloriousMorning -> RE: scat (3/7/2012 12:04:09 PM)
I read something in a profile once that said, "scat, just not my cup of tea" .. just found that hilarious! I think he was being cheeky.

PeonForHer -> RE: scat (3/7/2012 12:06:46 PM)
I've got to say, I think that's the best first post on any thread I've seen on CM. Excellent! [:D][:D][:D]

Moonhead -> RE: scat (3/7/2012 12:07:27 PM)
Either that or their top had really liqiud movements...

PeonForHer -> RE: scat (3/7/2012 12:09:46 PM)
FR OK, seriously: are people able to get past bad smells? I can't, myself. Nothing is more designed to kill my sausage than a bad smell.

Hillwilliam -> RE: scat (3/7/2012 12:15:20 PM)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMWSNevO_jE Farts are shit without the mess.

LadyHibiscus -> RE: scat (3/7/2012 12:15:33 PM)
Some smells yes, some no. Mostly no.

Moonhead -> RE: scat (3/7/2012 12:29:23 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMWSNevO_jE Farts are shit without the mess. Maybe if you laid some clingfilm across your face before they start straining, you can get around the mess? Mind you, you'd never look at a toffee crisp the same way again, I suspect...

PeonForHer -> RE: scat (3/7/2012 12:49:22 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Moonhead quote: ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMWSNevO_jE Farts are shit without the mess. Maybe if you laid some clingfilm across your face before they start straining, you can get around the mess? Mind you, you'd never look at a toffee crisp the same way again, I suspect... Moonhead, have I ever told you that, together with HillWilliam, you raise the cultural tone of CM to that of the most exquisite of poetry by a Keats or a Wordsworth?

LadyHibiscus -> RE: scat (3/7/2012 12:52:52 PM)
Sherbet fountains have been ruined for me, why not toffee crisps as well. [8\|]

GloriousMorning -> RE: scat (3/7/2012 12:55:35 PM)
This site being what it is and all, I was somewhat scared to click that link.. lol

LadyHibiscus -> RE: scat (3/7/2012 12:59:11 PM)
You are wise, GM. Hilly has been known to lead us down the primrose path...

OttersSwim -> RE: scat (3/7/2012 1:39:51 PM)
And you know what you step in when that happens! [;)]

Moonhead -> RE: scat (3/7/2012 1:41:24 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: PeonForHer quote: ORIGINAL: Moonhead quote: ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMWSNevO_jE Farts are shit without the mess. Maybe if you laid some clingfilm across your face before they start straining, you can get around the mess? Mind you, you'd never look at a toffee crisp the same way again, I suspect... Moonhead, have I ever told you that, together with HillWilliam, you raise the cultural tone of CM to that of the most exquisite of poetry by a Keats or a Wordsworth? I'm more the earl of Rochester, Peon: does it not show?

LadyHibiscus -> RE: scat (3/7/2012 1:42:35 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: OttersSwim And you know what you step in when that happens! [;)] EXACTLY. The menz here are just unsafe at any speed. [>:]

Hillwilliam -> RE: scat (3/7/2012 2:35:01 PM)
At least I posted Carlin instead of 2 girls and 1 cup.

LadyHibiscus -> RE: scat (3/7/2012 2:46:09 PM)
For which you will be repaid handsomely if you show up in Florida!

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