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RE: Why are women so hard to understand? - 3/11/2012 1:55:15 PM

Lucylastic

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:)
A kind heart a cute tush, crinkly eyes, and sexy wrists.
oh and defined armpits along with a 7200 oscillations toy...heaven.
For this one anyway:)

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RE: Why are women so hard to understand? - 3/11/2012 1:56:19 PM

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Do you really think the eroscillaotor is worth the money? I am content with the PaintScraper (sm). I do miss the Sunbeam version.

ASH STOP WITH THE ALARMING TATTOO PICTURES ALREADY YOU WILL BREAK THE INTARWEBS!!!

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RE: Why are women so hard to understand? - 3/11/2012 1:57:32 PM

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All I can think about is that Eroscillator. I'm thinkin' I may need to get me one of these!

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RE: Why are women so hard to understand? - 3/11/2012 1:57:58 PM

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ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie

(You do know I presume, that the ONLY product allowed to have lead in it, that goes on or in humans is.....lipstick?)

Well here's a clue to why so many women seem crazy ...

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RE: Why are women so hard to understand? - 3/11/2012 1:58:32 PM

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ORIGINAL: Kaliko
A fabulous set of balls (okay - maybe this one is just my thing)

come`on, you can not be serious...!!!

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RE: Why are women so hard to understand? - 3/11/2012 1:59:33 PM

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ORIGINAL: Hotch

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ORIGINAL: Duskypearls

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ORIGINAL: Hotch

Umm... No. It sounded better when you made it all emotional and complicated! Lol!

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ORIGINAL: Duskypearls

Hotch honey, is this mo better?

"Women, once they receive seed, are forever changed, they no longer control their bodies or their futures. Men can spawn thousands of children in their lifetime, a woman can’t…they can only produce a few. Gestation, nursing and rearing each child is a HUGE investment! So they must choose very carefully."

So, either you were teasing me, or I can't win for losing, eh? Which was it? I think I can guess, and hope it was the former, as I love a good tease!

Sadism 101. Creating the no win situation.
Actually, I'm just a teasing smartass.

OK, here's my final offer:

"Gals, don't get knocked up by just any numbnut. Your bill will be bigger than theirs."

Happy now?!

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RE: Why are women so hard to understand? - 3/11/2012 2:01:21 PM

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ORIGINAL: MrBukani

Diversionary tactics! Used by smart women everywhere!

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RE: Why are women so hard to understand? - 3/11/2012 2:02:24 PM

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Ive tried "tons" over the years..
And for me, it was worth every penny, Ive had one for the past 12? years? almost 12.
People have told me its too harsh, if you use it constantly and yes personally Ive had a dead zone from over use, but ahem that was a spectacular weekend.
Id rather use it than the hitachi, the rabbit, magic bullet, eggs. However I do use it for mainly clitoral use. Internal pleasure has more girth than length.
But I will buy another eros when mine dies.
Just my opinion Lady Hib:)
we are all different in our reactions and likes/dislikes.
Id leave every vibe/dildo Ive tried rather than go without the eros:)
I do have a another batch I wanna try out tho

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RE: Why are women so hard to understand? - 3/11/2012 2:02:28 PM

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ORIGINAL: ashjor911

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ORIGINAL: Kaliko
A fabulous set of balls (okay - maybe this one is just my thing)

come`on, you can not be serious...!!!

Psychoslave LOVED ball crushing. I could just squish those suckers flat. Yep. HIBBIE SMASH!!

Good times!

And I am still thinking that the area where the neck meets the chest... right at the base of the throat.

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RE: Why are women so hard to understand? - 3/11/2012 2:05:12 PM

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ORIGINAL: ashjor911

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ORIGINAL: Kaliko
A fabulous set of balls (okay - maybe this one is just my thing)

come`on, you can not be serious...!!!

Check my tagline, dear. I am quite serious. You would be surprised at what I do with them.

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RE: Why are women so hard to understand? - 3/11/2012 2:05:56 PM

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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus
I could just squish those suckers flat. Yep. HIBBIE SMASH!!

that sounded like "HULK",

my balls went up to me belly button...

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RE: Why are women so hard to understand? - 3/11/2012 2:08:21 PM

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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

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ORIGINAL: ashjor911

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ORIGINAL: Kaliko
A fabulous set of balls (okay - maybe this one is just my thing)

come`on, you can not be serious...!!!

Psychoslave LOVED ball crushing. I could just squish those suckers flat. Yep. HIBBIE SMASH!!

Good times!

And I am still thinking that the area where the neck meets the chest... right at the base of the throat.

Aagh! I don't crush them! I care for them!

(I'm having deja vu. The dick beating thread....)

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RE: Why are women so hard to understand? - 3/11/2012 2:08:42 PM

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ORIGINAL: MrBukani

It appears you have an outdated model. Try upgrading to the new 2000 model, it comes complete with a hand crank and tissue dispensor.

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RE: Why are women so hard to understand? - 3/11/2012 2:09:23 PM

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ORIGINAL: Kaliko
Check my tagline, dear. I am quite serious. You would be surprised at what I do with them.

I dont know where "tagline" is, tryied to view your profile & get lost after i met your legs,

& no one there to ask for direction...

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RE: Why are women so hard to understand? - 3/11/2012 2:11:52 PM

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It's this.

Look down
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RE: Why are women so hard to understand? - 3/11/2012 2:15:03 PM

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ah you mean this
("I think you are well aware that I have fetishes for the...unusual." - Me.)...???

ok,
on second thought .. after I have seen the legs
I have to agree to what are you saying...

SEXY.... RULES ...BABY

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RE: Why are women so hard to understand? - 3/11/2012 2:18:47 PM

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Do you really think the eroscillaotor is worth the money?

All the other vibrators I've ever bought are worthless crap long since consigned to a discarded toys drawer. My first Eroscillator gave 14 years of hard service before finally dying. For my next one I bought high end because that was the only way to get the G-point attachment, but I'm back to exclusively using the Grapes and Cockscomb attachment which comes with the standard model, so that's what I'd recommend.

http://www.eroscillator.com/buy_online/eroscillator_packages.aspx

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RE: Why are women so hard to understand? - 3/11/2012 2:18:47 PM

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ORIGINAL: ashjor911

try this one

I may be wrong... But isn't that a bellybutton and not a hedgehog? It made me snort coffee though, so Bravo!

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RE: Why are women so hard to understand? - 3/11/2012 2:24:44 PM

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ORIGINAL: kalikshama

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Do you really think the eroscillaotor is worth the money?

All the other vibrators I've ever bought are worthless crap long since consigned to a discarded toys drawer. My first Eroscillator gave 14 years of hard service before finally dying. For my next one I bought high end because that was the only way to get the G-point attachment, but I'm back to exclusively using the Grapes and Cockscomb attachment which comes with the standard model, so that's what I'd recommend.

http://www.eroscillator.com/buy_online/eroscillator_packages.aspx

it works best for me too , altho I like the ball cup too, the brush and the beads ...have long since disapeared from non use.
THe basic is worth it, I wouldnt go for the deluxe, again thats just me:)

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RE: Why are women so hard to understand? - 3/11/2012 2:28:26 PM

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This wireless remote controlled egg was fun...but wouldn't stay in when I was spread eagled, aroused, and made to laugh by the man torturing me:

The batteries died after two uses and it takes two different odd sizes not commonly stocked and in quantities not packaged...so $35 per use and I have no idea where it is anymore.

My Eroscillator, on the other hand, is in reach when I'm in bed

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