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Happy Steak And A BlowJob Day - 3/14/2012 8:04:41 AM   
poise


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Status: offline 		Or, for those still struggling in this economy, Happy Hot Dog and A Handjob Day!

Feel free to discuss how you celebrated, or tips on how you prefer yours.

I like mine medium roar rare, and enjoy sucking on the bone.
That makes the T-Bone a perfect steak for me.

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RE: Happy Steak And A BlowJob Day - 3/14/2012 8:10:13 AM   
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Status: offline 		I take a rib-eye medium rare and give Ron a BJ just to make him happy.

Bo has to wait until this weekend for his BJ...hehehe!

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RE: Happy Steak And A BlowJob Day - 3/14/2012 8:14:57 AM   
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Steak 100% grilled with red wine,
I dont like getting BJ`s..... *yeah i am damn serious*

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RE: Happy Steak And A BlowJob Day - 3/14/2012 8:24:03 AM   
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Status: offline 		I prefer my steak just seared on both sides.

Extra rare.

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RE: Happy Steak And A BlowJob Day - 3/14/2012 8:32:30 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam

I prefer my steak just seared on both sides.

Extra rare.


What about the blowjob?

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RE: Happy Steak And A BlowJob Day - 3/14/2012 8:55:04 AM   
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ORIGINAL: DomMeinCT


quote:

ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam

I prefer my steak just seared on both sides.

Extra rare.


What about the blowjob?

That's for while I'm eating the steak.

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RE: Happy Steak And A BlowJob Day - 3/14/2012 8:59:49 AM   
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RE: Happy Steak And A BlowJob Day - 3/14/2012 10:42:52 AM   
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Status: offline 		Master has a Blues Cuvee red wine and Padron Family Reserve 1964 cigar waiting for tonight.

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RE: Happy Steak And A BlowJob Day - 3/14/2012 12:08:26 PM   
SailingBum


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Status: offline 		SHEESH You guys have no freking CLUE on fine cuisine! I'll take a double dose of blow job. ThankYouVeryMuch

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RE: Happy Steak And A BlowJob Day - 3/14/2012 12:31:17 PM   
MusicalBoredom


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Status: offline 		Well for fuck's sake poise, I swept and dusted the whole freaking house when I read your title. I was waiting for a steak and blowjob! I come back and read the actual thread I see I'm not even getting a handjob or a stinking hotdog!

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RE: Happy Steak And A BlowJob Day - 3/14/2012 12:41:10 PM   
CRYPTICLXVI


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RE: Happy Steak And A BlowJob Day - 3/14/2012 1:10:28 PM   
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ORIGINAL: MusicalBoredom

Well for fuck's sake poise, I swept and dusted the whole freaking house when I read your title.
I was waiting for a steak and blowjob! I come back and read the actual thread.
I see I'm not even getting a handjob or a stinking hotdog!


I like the way you think! A delivery service could make us millions!
How good are you at cooking steak?

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RE: Happy Steak And A BlowJob Day - 3/14/2012 2:24:26 PM   
StrayCatCharlie


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Status: offline 		Well, how about a nice tube steak, lots of mustard , with onions, peppers n tomatoe down yer gob ?

Chicago style.

< Message edited by StrayCatCharlie -- 3/14/2012 2:25:26 PM >

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RE: Happy Steak And A BlowJob Day - 3/14/2012 2:28:07 PM   
ResidentSadist


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Status: offline 		I like my women like I like my steak... hot'n juicy with a few nice marks burned in. And I don't mind if they get a little "salty" before I fork'em.

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RE: Happy Steak And A BlowJob Day - 3/14/2012 2:37:15 PM   
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ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist

I like my women like I like my steak... hot'n juicy with a few nice marks burned in. And I don't mind if they get a little "salty" before I fork'em.


Fecking perv! I must say.

Wazzup, dude ? How's the lil woman ?

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RE: Happy Steak And A BlowJob Day - 3/14/2012 2:55:01 PM   
ResidentSadist


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RE: Happy Steak And A BlowJob Day - 3/14/2012 3:31:18 PM   
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I like the way you think! A delivery service could make us millions!
How good are you at cooking steak?


I fix a very mean steak. From a smoked tenderloin that's wrapped in bacon, smoked lightly, chilled then sliced and grilled quickly, or the blue cheese and pepper stuffed steak or just plain old aged beef grilled to perfection. But I'm not delivering blowjob one! Now being on the receiving end while cooking would probably produce a better product.

Note to VAA, none of the above mentioned food ideas are healthy in the least but the cardio workout from such a cooking method would surely make up for the bacon and cheese. Too bad you aren't built to get your own blowjob.

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RE: Happy Steak And A BlowJob Day - 3/14/2012 3:34:10 PM   
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April 14th is Cake and Cunnilingus day... ^_^

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RE: Happy Steak And A BlowJob Day - 3/14/2012 3:45:14 PM   
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ORIGINAL: SpiritedRadiance


April 14th is Cake and Cunnilingus day... ^_^



Ohhhhhhhhhhh


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RE: Happy Steak And A BlowJob Day - 3/14/2012 3:45:41 PM   
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Status: offline 		Steak tartare here! I like my meat raw.

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