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mstrj69 -> RE: Happy Steak And A BlowJob Day (3/14/2012 3:50:00 PM)
Whether delivery or restaurant service, the delivery/waitresses have to far out number the chefs as it may take longer to provide the BJ than to cook the steak.

BurntKitty -> RE: Happy Steak And A BlowJob Day (3/14/2012 4:16:31 PM)
Love my steak mooing as I slice it - juicy & bloody with a loaded baked 'tater and a wedge salad. Add a Merlot and I'm getting my knee pads ready for the blow job. Hell, every day should be steak & a blow job day!

Kaliko -> RE: Happy Steak And A BlowJob Day (3/14/2012 6:43:36 PM)
Damn. I just had company for dinner and I made chicken.

MalcolmNathaniel -> RE: Happy Steak And A BlowJob Day (3/14/2012 7:21:11 PM)
Not to be a party pooper, but today is Pie Day. See?

SailingBum -> RE: Happy Steak And A BlowJob Day (3/14/2012 7:30:38 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MalcolmNathaniel Not to be a party pooper, but today is Pie Day. See? LoL the web site I saw listed it as march 14 who knew BadOne

LadyRedRose -> RE: Happy Steak And A BlowJob Day (3/14/2012 7:34:04 PM)
shit!!! i missed out! no steak and no one to give a blowjob to! and it's my birthday to boot! now i'm pissed, LOL[sm=Groaner.gif]

SpiritedRadiance -> RE: Happy Steak And A BlowJob Day (3/14/2012 7:35:57 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MalcolmNathaniel Not to be a party pooper, but today is Pie Day. See? Yes, its also steak and blow job day... And Hump Day... So Steak... Blow job.. Pi, eat out your partner... Then hump like its 1989

LadyRedRose -> RE: Happy Steak And A BlowJob Day (3/14/2012 7:36:01 PM)
the pie can be for dessert![sm=ubanana.gif]

poise -> RE: Happy Steak And A BlowJob Day (3/14/2012 7:37:10 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MalcolmNathaniel Not to be a party pooper, but today is Pie Day. See? It also happens to be Steak and Blowjob Day! See? Dutch treat!

MalcolmNathaniel -> RE: Happy Steak And A BlowJob Day (3/14/2012 10:22:33 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: poise It also happens to be Steak and Blowjob Day! See? Dutch treat! I can't believe it took me this long to get that.

StrayCatCharlie -> RE: Happy Steak And A BlowJob Day (3/15/2012 5:24:50 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: OsideGirl quote: ORIGINAL: SpiritedRadiance April 14th is Cake and Cunnilingus day... ^_^ Ohhhhhhhhhhh Ah, yes...Colonel Angus day ! A great way to have my cake n eat it too ! "1. colonel angus 247 up, 100 down (noun): A double entendre, can be a proper noun referring to a military officer whose last name is Angus, or the act of eating out vagina. Originating from a sketch on Saturday Night Live, said quickly, becomes a homophone of cunilingus. Usually said with a thick Southern US accent for heightened effect. Can refer to someone (usually a man), who enjoys performing cunilingus. When a woman is introduced to Colonel Angus, she'll settle for nothing less." - Urban Dicktionary

sunshinemiss -> RE: Happy Steak And A BlowJob Day (3/15/2012 8:46:42 AM)
IT IS FRICKING PI DAY 3.14 grumbles about bastards trying to run away with the day. I gots one more thing to say... Beware the Ides of March!

JstAnotherSub -> RE: Happy Steak And A BlowJob Day (3/15/2012 2:30:27 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Kaliko Damn. I just had company for dinner and I made chicken. Gawd, that made me snort!

hlen5 -> RE: Happy Steak And A BlowJob Day (3/15/2012 3:20:40 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyRedRose shit!!! i missed out! no steak and no one to give a blowjob to! and it's my birthday to boot! now i'm pissed, LOL[sm=Groaner.gif] Happy Belated Birthday!!!!

SailingBum -> RE: Happy Steak And A BlowJob Day (3/16/2012 12:46:58 AM)
Hell Im going with everyday should be Blow Job Day whether I need one or not. On your knees you ungrateful wenches! Oh and have a NICE day! BadOne

Duskypearls -> RE: Happy Steak And A BlowJob Day (3/14/2013 5:27:48 PM)
Did someone say Steak and a Blow Job Day? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHruAnxqVRM&feature=player_embedded#!

LookieNoNookie -> RE: Happy Steak And A BlowJob Day (3/14/2013 7:53:37 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: poise Or, for those still struggling in this economy, Happy Hot Dog and A Handjob Day! Feel free to discuss how you celebrated, or tips on how you prefer yours. [8D] I like mine medium ~~roar~~ rare, and enjoy sucking on the bone. That makes the T-Bone a perfect steak for me. Just like the gubmnt....promise a steak....bring a hot dog.

Duskypearls -> RE: Happy Steak And A BlowJob Day (3/14/2013 8:02:08 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: BurntKitty Love my steak mooing as I slice it - juicy & bloody with a loaded baked 'tater and a wedge salad. Add a Merlot and I'm getting my knee pads ready for the blow job. Hell, every day should be steak & a blow job day! OMG, Kitty, we must have been separated at birth, food/wine-wise, except I don't need any of that to encourage me to be naughy. Just kinda comes naturally, thank Heavens!

Duskypearls -> RE: Happy Steak And A BlowJob Day (3/14/2013 8:04:32 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie quote: ORIGINAL: poise Or, for those still struggling in this economy, Happy Hot Dog and A Handjob Day! Feel free to discuss how you celebrated, or tips on how you prefer yours. [8D] I like mine medium ~~roar~~ rare, and enjoy sucking on the bone. That makes the T-Bone a perfect steak for me. Just like the gubmnt....promise a steak....bring a hot dog. How could someone as smart and horny as you, Lookie, let pass "...sucking on the bone." That one fell right in your lap, pun intended, and you let it slide. Wassamatta fo yu? I'da thunk bone sucking (receiving) would be a favorite on your list. You disappoint me!

LookieNoNookie -> RE: Happy Steak And A BlowJob Day (3/14/2013 8:10:52 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Duskypearls quote: ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie quote: ORIGINAL: poise Or, for those still struggling in this economy, Happy Hot Dog and A Handjob Day! Feel free to discuss how you celebrated, or tips on how you prefer yours. [8D] I like mine medium ~~roar~~ rare, and enjoy sucking on the bone. That makes the T-Bone a perfect steak for me. Just like the gubmnt....promise a steak....bring a hot dog. How could someone as smart and horny as you, Lookie, let pass "...sucking on the bone." That one fell right in your lap, pun intended, and you let it slide. Wassamatta fo yu? I'da thunk bone sucking (receiving) would be a favorite on your list. You disappoint me! :)

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