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The Intolerables List and the Girlfriend Code - 6/3/2006 3:14:06 PM   
pinkee


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First, my Intolerables List:
 
1. Do not f**k with my little one.
 
2. Do not f**k with A/anyone else i for whom i care.
 
3.  Do not expose me to Y/your bigotry -- in fact, take Y/your worthless a** and hit the road.
 
4.  Do not lie to me, ever.  There will be no second chances.
 
5. Do not raise Y/your voice or Y/your hand to me in anger.
 
6.  Do not look upon my little one with lust.
 
7.  Do not cheat on me.
 
8.  Do not neglect me.  (This one applies only loosely to friends; some people who love me only keep in contact by sending Xmas cards, but would be there for me if i reached out.)
 
9.  Do not whine to me about how Y/you got hosed in Y/your divorce -- after one year.  Get over it.
 
10.  Do not expect me to do free legal work.  A/anyone who wishes it may have a free consultation, but after that, pay up.  i'm not E/everyone's personal dogsbody.
 
11.  Do not abandon me when i am in distress.
 
Now The Girlfriend Code:
 
1.  W/we stand together.  Attack O/one of U/us,Y/you have attacked U/us a/all....and W/we may retaliate.
 
2.  Never step on a girlfriend for a Man.
 
3.  Never give up Y/your girlfriends for a Man.
 
pinkee 
 
 

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