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ADomDoc -> Cat Haiku (6/3/2006 4:56:12 PM)

Kitty Haiku

   You never feed me.
   Perhaps I'll sleep on your face.
   That will sure show you.

   You must scratch me there!
   Yes, above my tail!
   Behold, elevator butt.

   The rule for today
   Touch my tail, I shred your hand.
   New rule tomorrow.

   In deep sleep hear sound
   cat vomit hairball somewhere
   will find in morning.

   Grace personified.
   I leap into the window.
   I meant to do that.

   Blur of motion, then
   --silence, me, a paper bag.
   What is so funny?

   The mighty hunter
   Returns with gifts of plump birds
   --Your foot just squashed one.

   You're always typing.
   Well, let's see you ignore my
   sitting on your hands.

   My small cardboard box.
   You cannot see me if I
   can just hide my head.

   Terrible battle.
   I fought for hours. Come and see!
   What's a 'term paper'?

   Kitty likes plastic
   Confuses for litter box
   Don't leave tarp around

   Small brave carnivores
   Kill pine cones and mosquitoes
   Fear vacuum cleaner

   I want to be close
   to you. Can I fit my head
   inside your armpit?





Dakiniglas -> RE: Cat Haiku (6/5/2006 8:21:49 PM)

[sm=applause.gif] You're the cat's meow!




wytchywoman -> RE: Cat Haiku (6/5/2006 9:10:49 PM)

Hehehe!

You forgot these, though:

Wanna go outside.
Oh, no! Help! I got outside!
Let me back inside!

Oh no! Big One
has been trapped by newspaper.
Cat to the rescue!

Humans are so strange.
Mine lies still in the bed, then screams!
My claws aren't that sharp....

Cats meow out of angst
"Thumbs! If only we had thumbs!
We could break so much"

Litter box not there
You must have moved it again
I'll crap in the sink

The Big Ones snore now
Every room is dark and cold
time for "Cup Hockey"

We're almost equals
I purr to show I love you
Want to smell my butt?




ADomDoc -> RE: Cat Haiku (6/5/2006 9:31:31 PM)

:-) MARVELOUS additions to my list ... thanks!




wytchywoman -> RE: Cat Haiku (6/5/2006 9:41:18 PM)

I do so love another cat lover! They're such fascinating critters. Thanks for starting this thread. [:D]




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