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Ad Contest - 4/1/2004 10:54:56 AM

ShadeDiva

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For all of you that are having a bad week - this is for you.

A boss of an advertising company called a spontaneous staff meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week.

When everyone gathered, the employer, who understood the benefits of having fun, told the burnt out staff the purpose of the meeting was to have a quick contest.

The theme was Viagra advertising slogans. The only rule was that they had to use past ad slogans, originally written for other products, that captured the essence of Viagra. Slight variations were acceptable.

About 7 minutes later, they turned in their suggestions and created a top ten list.

After all the laughter and camaraderie, the rest of the week went very well for everyone.

The top ten:

10. Viagra, Whaaazzzzz Up!

9. Viagra, the quicker pecker upper.

8. Viagra, Like a rock!

7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight.

6. Viagra, Be all that you can be.

5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone.

4. Viagra! Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.

3. Viagra ... Tastes great! More filling!

2. Viagra, we bring good things to life!

... and the unanimous number one slogan:

1. This is your penis.. This is your penis on drugs

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RE: Ad Contest - 4/2/2004 2:10:24 PM

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ShadeDiva,

May I copy this and show it around work?

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RE: Ad Contest - 4/4/2004 1:22:28 AM

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Sure! That's where *I* got it from, hehehe!

I just busted up and had to share it. *grin*

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RE: Ad Contest - 4/4/2004 4:59:20 AM

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Thanks,

Oh, in case anyone is wondering, asking was not a submissive thing just a polite thing.

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RE: Ad Contest - 4/4/2004 4:57:32 PM

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ORIGINAL: iwillserveu

Thanks,

Oh, in case anyone is wondering, asking was not a submissive thing just a polite thing.

LOL! You actually mean someone would need that to be clarified?

You gotta be pulling my leg.

lol

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RE: Ad Contest - 4/4/2004 6:37:55 PM

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Not in general Shade. Just because it is Iwill.

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RE: Ad Contest - 4/4/2004 9:08:10 PM

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:::cackles in the background:::

she'll find out soon enough, i'm sure! i guess i'm on his "shitlist" now, as he now refers to me as sleet!!

:::still cackling:::

nice to know i make such an impression

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RE: Ad Contest - 4/5/2004 3:02:06 PM

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sleet,

Turn my green dot to red. (After you look into the water hole belt, that is.)

BTW, rain=sleet makes more sense than iwillserveu=monkey boy. Oh I'm also waiting for you to tell me how many posts are the right number of posts. (I promise no one will remind you when you go over that number.

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Oh, you are on my shit list. People who admit they actively try to piss me off end up on my shit list. I'm just funny that way.

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