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Uncyclopedia comment about CM - 3/24/2012 11:24:00 PM   
MistressDarkArt


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While searching for something totally unrelated I stumbled upon this link.

Interesting little description about CM. Gee, I thought we had the patent on snarkiness here. I stand corrected. Or apparently I should STAND while I'm being corrected. Who are these uncyclo-whatever people, anyway?

What say y'all?
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RE: Uncyclopedia comment about CM - 3/24/2012 11:29:30 PM   
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Hmmm...this level of detail shows that the idiot who wrote it has hung around sites like this for a good while, but hates themselves for wanting to be involved.

Maybe even someone who wants a cure

I can't think of anyone that fits the bill at the moment

Edited to add:

I found another page on the site (labelled "about") which has the following statement:

"Uncyclopedia is an encyclopedia full of misinformation and utter lies. You might say it puts the "psych!" in "encyclopedia". It's sort of like Congress or Parliament, but unlike Congress or Parliament, we do have a sense of humor. Nonetheless, this is one of the only factual pages, before everything turns into a puddle of utter confusion and disarray. Savor it. And for the love of Sophia, we know you like disarray, (and confusion) but stop adding confusion to this non-confusing page which leads to confusion, and possibly disarray. Which we wish to stop. Non-non-confusion, that is. Not disarray. Or is it the other way around?"

< Message edited by myotherself -- 3/24/2012 11:36:19 PM >


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RE: Uncyclopedia comment about CM - 3/24/2012 11:50:55 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: myotherself

I found another page on the site (labelled "about") which has the following statement:

In other Un-News...

Barack Obama proposes legalizing prostitution, pot in effort to balance budget, avoid tax increases



Washington, DC - In an unprescendented turn of policy, President Barack Obama has taken a big political risk by endorsing the legalization of both marijuana and prostitution. He is urging Congress and the Senate to pass his legislation that now makes it legal for whores to peddle their wares and people to light up a joint whenever they feel the need for weed.

K.

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RE: Uncyclopedia comment about CM - 3/24/2012 11:52:10 PM   
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Some good material there. I note how FL was unskewered. Good clue for somebody.

Of course, everything in that is wildly inaccurate, and some of it is not even true!

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RE: Uncyclopedia comment about CM - 3/25/2012 2:58:52 AM   
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Actually, I think it's kind of funny. Not the CM part. (Well, a little bit.) But did you read the rest of it? Isn't it meant to be funny and majorly tongue in cheek? I hope so. From the same page:

Some BDSM practices:

Rants about which dominatrix received the most cockshots that month

Rants about men not reading the entirely tedious profile of some wannabe, and just sending an otherwise polite e-mail which failed to mention the one tiny detail embedded sixteen pages into the online fantasy she created just to stop her having to think about her husband and kids, and which she will never get to act out, because that’s not actually her picture in her profile, just an image of someone 100 pounds lighter that she copied from Facebook

Mocking other subcultures, e.g. Furries, as if BDSM isn't the most ridiculous subculture of all

Typing incest fantasies with bad spelling and punctuation


Come on...it's a little funny.

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RE: Uncyclopedia comment about CM - 3/25/2012 4:57:08 AM   
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I thought it was a lot funny.

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RE: Uncyclopedia comment about CM - 3/25/2012 6:01:29 AM   
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I giggled my ass off :)

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RE: Uncyclopedia comment about CM - 3/25/2012 6:09:41 AM   
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quote:

collarme

Makes alt.com look like a gathering of the intelligentsia. Consists of wannabe ladyboys who want to come round and do your dishes in exchange for getting a cucumber shoved up their ass.





Just to clarify, I want the cucumber to be pre-lubricated!!!!!!!




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RE: Uncyclopedia comment about CM - 3/25/2012 6:15:41 AM   
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*snort*

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RE: Uncyclopedia comment about CM - 3/25/2012 6:21:23 AM   
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The comment about Goreans was fucking classic.

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RE: Uncyclopedia comment about CM - 3/25/2012 6:46:00 AM   
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awwww cute

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RE: Uncyclopedia comment about CM - 3/25/2012 6:56:14 AM   
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I don't generally specifically seek out doing peoples dishes and getting a cucumber stuck in my ass although I might not complain either...

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RE: Uncyclopedia comment about CM - 3/25/2012 9:17:54 AM   
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"Uncyclopedia ("the content-free encyclopedia") is a satirical website that parodies Wikipedia. Founded in 2005[1] as an originally English-language wiki, the project currently spans over 75 languages. The English version has over 30,000 pages of content, second only to the Brazilian/Portuguese.[2]

Various styles of humor and cursing are used as a vehicle for parody (despite @#$% rule:Being crass or tasteless doesn't automatically make everything funny#this, many people view the blocking of swearing as "censorship", which they despise, despite this) from earnest attempts at sophisticated satire to straightforward uses of sarcasm, along with structured in-jokes and frequent non-sequiturs. Like Wikipedia, Uncyclopedia has guidelines regarding what is and is not acceptable content and these guidelines have become progressively stricter as the site expands over time. The site has garnered media attention for its articles on people and places."

For the sake of satire I am bringing you this explanation of Uncychlopdia by way of Wikipedia. If you really want to have a laugh some time look things up on Rationalwiki, or Encyclopaedia Dramatica.

Like many things on the net it's all done for the giggles.




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RE: Uncyclopedia comment about CM - 3/25/2012 11:13:06 AM   
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Funny as hell.
I noticed the niceness to fetlife as well...

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RE: Uncyclopedia comment about CM - 3/25/2012 12:48:31 PM   
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This was especially spot-on: "Rants about men not reading the entirely tedious profile of some wannabe, and just sending an otherwise polite e-mail which failed to mention the one tiny detail embedded sixteen pages into the online fantasy she created just to stop her having to think about her husband and kids, and which she will never get to act out, because that’s not actually her picture in her profile, just an image of someone 100 pounds lighter that she copied from Facebook ."

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RE: Uncyclopedia comment about CM - 3/25/2012 2:32:56 PM   
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I also like all the anti wives comments. Shows you that the dude who wrote this had his wife leave him.

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RE: Uncyclopedia comment about CM - 3/25/2012 3:33:11 PM   
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I laughed myself silly.

I found it 90% true, and really really liked the discussions on alt and b.com.

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RE: Uncyclopedia comment about CM - 3/25/2012 3:55:03 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Kaliko


Actually, I think it's kind of funny. Not the CM part. (Well, a little bit.) But did you read the rest of it? Isn't it meant to be funny and majorly tongue in cheek? I hope so.

Come on...it's a little funny.

Oh, I think it's hilarious. I was being a bit sarcastic (BTW, there's a group "National Dominants Council" on FL >guffaw<. The "advice" I left there was, IMO, high irony (and Brian from B.com played along a bit)). I was going to put something in my rant about potbellies and leather vests but it didn't make my final draft:

PT: "Most events do put a heavy emphasis on the BDSM stuff, and the hardcore high protocol attendees can put off people who do not present that dynamic."

HK: "Fuck, ya think? Go to a Trekker-Fest, every other moron looks like a fuckin' Klingon.
"Ooooh! Look! Aren't they HIP??? Swooooon!!!"

I actually dig Maymay's take on shit, even if he is fuckin' nuts. He's like the #OCCUPY of Kink. Liberating Kinky Sex from the fuckin' grip of the Wall Street "Power Dynamic" fetishists. You want a parallel? "Bi people aren't REALLY gay."

I'm fuckin' glad I've been doin' it wrong all these years. "REAL Doms don't eat pussy." I've actually encountered that shit. Fuck, I've dug getting fist-fucked for a loooong time. Guess I'm REALLY not a Real Dom (feels fuckin' great tho... ☺ ) And hooo-fuckin' ray for good poppers, too. Fuck that shit about no drinkin' or drugs... hell, most of you all (general Y'all) are on psych drugs anyway. There was a lot of dope smoked at Club Baths on 4th St. out by the pool... great view of Atlanta's skyline. Name's changed but that's all (far as I know; it's been about 15 years) http://www.flexbaths.com/content/view/72/322/ and a lot of heavy BD/SM too. Fine eucalyptus steam room, and the pool had a big plexiglass divider, in the middle, vertical, from the ceiling to about 2 or 3 feet from the surface of the water. Swim under it to the back sundeck with the skyline in the background, cool October air but the pool was well-heated, nice and stoned, playing gotcha with a dick or two... awww, fuck, I did it all wrong. The orgy room was killer.

Some other moronic shit I've read (since I avoid like Ze Plague in R/L: "PURE BDSM isn't about sex." Riiiight. And travel isn't about going somewhere else.

I dunno, man. I'm ranting. The only leather I own is an Italian jacket and the seats in the Benz. My POV, it used to be a sort of signal, a flag, a sign of recognition, like the hankie code became. A recognition of not only kinky, but hardcore, defiantly queer. Of course, I was "Young Guard", so what the fuck do I know? I only knew a handful (>snort<) of older queens, they weren't all that butch, and a couple of them drove Volvos (and one of them was my first exposure to "Twink/almost NAMBLA" type non-pictorial smut (I was, oh, 16? 17? Don't remember).

Shit you run across when you're moving. 4 BR house, 23 years. Just found a pair of wineglasses sand-cast, replicas of Roman glasses circa year 0 we bought in London. My old Reidel Burgundy glasses. An old menu from a special dinner at Le Meridien San Diego; I planned the menu with the Chef d' Cuisine, and selected the wines, for a B'day dinner for my ex and about 40 other folks. A pic of my Keeshond, Katrina, a few months before she went to Rainbow Bridge. A little 5" Oaxacan black pottery lizard. Half a pound bag of Aikane Estates Kona Peaberry in the back of the freezer in the garage.

You fucking assholes, it's recreational sex. THIS impresses me far more than hanging some chick from a hook in the ceiling with rope. Maybe it's just me, but I'm way over the beatification of kinky sex. Time for some more drugs.
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RE: Uncyclopedia comment about CM - 3/25/2012 4:01:37 PM   
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Oh, goodness, people are gonna think this is real, LOL

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RE: Uncyclopedia comment about CM - 3/25/2012 4:12:54 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: outhere69

I laughed myself silly.

I found it 90% true, and really really liked the discussions on alt and b.com.


It's also entirely focused on the bad though.

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