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Moron can't kill himself. - 3/26/2012 7:11:18 PM

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In Colorado, an idiot gets into a gunfight with cops, and tries to shoot himself twice, and still lives.

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RE: Moron can't kill himself. - 3/26/2012 7:16:09 PM

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I would say that God has a plan for him.

I'm not very religious as it goes, but I do believe that we are all here for a reason.

I also believe that God doesn't give any one of us any more than we can handle, even if a problem/situation seems insurmountable in the moment.

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RE: Moron can't kill himself. - 3/26/2012 7:28:40 PM

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I also believe that God doesn't give any one of us any more than we can handle

Mother Teresa reportedly said that she knew God wouldn't giver her more than she could handle, but that she wished God didn't trust her so much!

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RE: Moron can't kill himself. - 3/26/2012 7:29:34 PM

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Probably just a .22........

Maybe next time he'll get something bigger and finish the job.

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RE: Moron can't kill himself. - 3/26/2012 9:59:50 PM

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ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

In Colorado, an idiot gets into a gunfight with cops, and tries to shoot himself twice, and still lives.

Yeah but, here's the deal DS...I've been there.....I've been damn near everywhere and Arvada....well...it's the kind of place this kind of shit happens.

(Not a big surprise).

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