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Hillwilliam -> 25 most disturbing sex toys ever (4/2/2012 12:36:11 PM)

I didn't know whether to put this here or humor so I flipped a coin.

http://www.cracked.com/article_16032_the-25-most-disturbing-sex-toys.html

Actually, I have a feeling some of these will be purchased very shortly by readers.



Hillwilliam -> RE: 25 most disturbing sex toys ever (4/2/2012 12:47:50 PM)

and 18 more. The teddy bear vibe is actually kinda cute in a disturbing way.

Daddy dom kinkiness anyone?

http://www.cracked.com/article_17372_18-more-worlds-most-disturbing-sex-toys.html?wa_user1=3&wa_user2=Sex&wa_user3=article&wa_user4=recommended



mummyman321 -> RE: 25 most disturbing sex toys ever (4/2/2012 1:34:21 PM)

While I have seen most of these. But the Area 51 Love Doll really cracked me up!



Marc2b -> RE: 25 most disturbing sex toys ever (4/2/2012 1:38:05 PM)

I'm not a particularly religious person but the Baby Jesus Butt Plug is wrong... just wrong (and I don't even want to know what The Cone is all about).



Hillwilliam -> RE: 25 most disturbing sex toys ever (4/2/2012 1:38:08 PM)


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ORIGINAL: mummyman321

While I have seen most of these. But the Area 51 Love Doll really cracked me up!

I have to admit that for some reason, the squirting dragon penis was intriguing.

I figured you'd go for the bondage bag.



mummyman321 -> RE: 25 most disturbing sex toys ever (4/2/2012 2:08:33 PM)

Well that is already that in my toy collection in spandex, leather and latex so I wasn't going to count that one.



mummyman321 -> RE: 25 most disturbing sex toys ever (4/2/2012 3:41:37 PM)

LOL!.....I just googled the Area 51 Love Doll YOu can buy it off of Amazon. Half price even!.....This thing really cracks me up for some reason!
http://www.amazon.com/Pipedreams-Area-51-Love-Doll/dp/B000KBT06E



Kaliko -> RE: 25 most disturbing sex toys ever (4/2/2012 4:24:23 PM)

I have seen most of these and even used a couple (though they might have been different brand names).

What does it say about me that the list doesn't leave me feeling terribly disturbed?



mummyman321 -> RE: 25 most disturbing sex toys ever (4/2/2012 5:16:05 PM)

It means that the person who wrote the article was not into BDSM! (I too have use more than a couple of these items)



TNDommeK -> RE: 25 most disturbing sex toys ever (4/2/2012 6:38:22 PM)

WTH is the Mr. Jacks thing???I think I am traumatized. LOL



Hillwilliam -> RE: 25 most disturbing sex toys ever (4/2/2012 6:47:37 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Kaliko

I have seen most of these and even used a couple (though they might have been different brand names).

What does it say about me that the list doesn't leave me feeling terribly disturbed?

Even the squirting dragon penis? [8D]



joshspet1980 -> RE: 25 most disturbing sex toys ever (4/2/2012 7:39:56 PM)

I loved the teddy bear one but then I am a babygirl sub. I love cutesy things like that. I also was amazed that they make animal shaped dildos??!! Who thought that one up? lol

Oh and the coca cola next to the big black one. OMG!!!! That made me sore and hurt just looking at it!



Kaliko -> RE: 25 most disturbing sex toys ever (4/2/2012 7:55:51 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam


quote:

ORIGINAL: Kaliko

I have seen most of these and even used a couple (though they might have been different brand names).

What does it say about me that the list doesn't leave me feeling terribly disturbed?

Even the squirting dragon penis? [8D]


Sure. I can imagine something along the lines of not having earned anything more than the feel of mythological ejaculation on me and having to work my way up to an actual man. That one was easy. The pogo stick one I might not be too crazy about.



Soyokaze -> RE: 25 most disturbing sex toys ever (4/3/2012 3:34:59 AM)

First list was pretty tame in my opinion. Second one seemed to get things more right. I think these: http://www.aliendildos.com/dildos.html should have made the list too though.



Hillwilliam -> RE: 25 most disturbing sex toys ever (4/3/2012 5:39:16 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Kaliko


quote:

ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam


quote:

ORIGINAL: Kaliko

I have seen most of these and even used a couple (though they might have been different brand names).

What does it say about me that the list doesn't leave me feeling terribly disturbed?

Even the squirting dragon penis? [8D]


Sure. I can imagine something along the lines of not having earned anything more than the feel of mythological ejaculation on me and having to work my way up to an actual man. That one was easy. The pogo stick one I might not be too crazy about.

The pogo stick one looks like an awkward ER visit waiting to happen.

ETA, the dragon one could have a market among the kinky RenFaire/RPG folks.



LadyPact -> RE: 25 most disturbing sex toys ever (4/3/2012 12:47:24 PM)

Believe it or not, the tongue was one of our auction items at the NE3 kick off party. 

I'd actually buy the electric urethral sound.



LaTigresse -> RE: 25 most disturbing sex toys ever (4/3/2012 1:33:06 PM)

I laughed at the Mature Love Doll with removable false teeth!



Toppingfrmbottom -> RE: 25 most disturbing sex toys ever (4/3/2012 2:09:59 PM)

I want a fucking machine. I'm just not going to shell out that kind of money for a toy i may or may not like.



MissImmortalPain -> RE: 25 most disturbing sex toys ever (4/4/2012 7:28:34 AM)

I resent these being called disturbing. Mostly because I own several of them, from both lists.



MissImmortalPain -> RE: 25 most disturbing sex toys ever (4/4/2012 7:29:45 AM)

TFB, you know you can build a fuck machine, it's really not very hard at all.



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