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-=Collarme.com Down=- - 4/10/2012 7:47:39 PM

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Looks like the ASP (active server pages) function of their server broke. The error info links to a Windows IIS message (Internet Information server). I had no idea they ran Collarme.com on a Windows server... can this be true? IIS sucks and if it is true, then my hats off to the tech team at CM for keeping the site up as well as they do.

When clients ask me to work with a Windows server product I consider two options:

1 - refund and tell them to get Apache, run on Linux or UNIX (free BSD) and call me when they have real software.
2 - suicide

Anyway, I volunteer to FedEx some RedBull & Aspirin. Good luck guys.

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RE: -=Collarme.com Down=- - 4/10/2012 7:53:25 PM

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I never judge people and their fetish. I cannot find another reason for that ASP thingy. You must be a real masochistic to do something like that.

I always refuse to work on windows servers. "Windows" and "servers" are two words that must never be in the same sentence.

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RE: -=Collarme.com Down=- - 4/10/2012 8:25:21 PM

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"Windows" and "servers" are two words that must never be in the same sentence.

QFT

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RE: -=Collarme.com Down=- - 4/10/2012 8:49:02 PM

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Awww. The former love of my life is a windows server guru.

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RE: -=Collarme.com Down=- - 4/10/2012 9:11:35 PM

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Just sneaking in for a little squeeze and a warm hello!

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RE: -=Collarme.com Down=- - 4/10/2012 9:26:41 PM

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Awww. The former love of my life is a windows server guru.

I am?!?!?!?!

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RE: -=Collarme.com Down=- - 4/10/2012 9:46:06 PM

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Awww. The former love of my life is a windows server guru.

Noooooooooo.... I don't want to be Windows guru ....

Hallo Microsoft.... Bill Gates please. Yes, Bill... please tell Hibby I am not a fan of your unstable products and certainly no guru.

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RE: -=Collarme.com Down=- - 4/10/2012 9:47:49 PM

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Just sneaking in for a little squeeze and a warm hello!

Hello,
Anything warm you care to send my way is always well received. Got anything that is warm & wet?

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RE: -=Collarme.com Down=- - 4/10/2012 9:57:49 PM

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Apparently it was warm and wet enough to fix the other side.
Now that's what I call teamwork!

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RE: -=Collarme.com Down=- - 4/10/2012 10:06:20 PM

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Apparently it was warm and wet enough to fix the other side.
Now that's what I call teamwork!

I see that. Come here baby, I got something for ya' to fix right here!

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RE: -=Collarme.com Down=- - 4/11/2012 7:02:57 AM

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Good, then it wasn't just me....lately, with this POS computer, I can't get to half of the sites I used to! I have no idea what I did, but poise helped me out a lot!

I'm about at the stage where I'm getting my hammer out.....the BIG one!

And when I tried to post this, I got the IE page saying they can't connect to collarchat and to refresh the page......ARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!! So I hit refresh, and up comes my post and collarchat.......

< Message edited by soul2share -- 4/11/2012 7:05:24 AM >

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