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LookieNoNookie -> I'd just like to apologize to all those I may have (and most likely did) offend.... (4/19/2012 8:40:43 PM)
Sorry.... I was an asshole. I'm fairly confident I did it across all spectrum's...and...across all possible avenues..... If I offended you, be certain that I didn't choose you specifically....I just felt at the moment that you were being a dick (or a ....something or other). I'm sure it wasn't meant exactly towards you (but if it was....I apologize, however, if you were a dick....I only meant it in the interim, unless of course you were specifically an asshole....then I actually (truly) meant it specifically towards you. So I'm hopeful that covers everyone I was a dick towards...and if it didn't, well then....I meant it....quite literally against and towards you. (I'm thinking that covers everyone). JJ

Anaxagoras -> RE: I'd just like to apologize to all those I may have (and most likely did) offend.... (4/19/2012 8:49:21 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie I'm sure it wasn't meant exactly towards you (but if it was....I apologize, however, if you were a dick....I only meant it in the interim, unless of course you were specifically an asshole....then I actually (truly) meant it specifically towards you. The above seems to follow the Team America prick to asshole hierarchy: quote: We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0372588/quotes

Owner59 -> RE: I'd just like to apologize to all those I may have (and most likely did) offend.... (4/19/2012 9:03:20 PM)
One of the best movies ever made......Thank you Trey and Matt. Now as to the OP......is this cryptic stuff?

Anaxagoras -> RE: I'd just like to apologize to all those I may have (and most likely did) offend.... (4/19/2012 9:11:40 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Owner59 Now as to the OP......is this cryptic stuff? Since its in the P&R I'm hoping it has something to do with either morality or foreign policy (cf. Team America)... [;)]

TheHeretic -> RE: I'd just like to apologize to all those I may have (and most likely did) offend.... (4/19/2012 9:16:13 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Anaxagoras Since its in the P&R I'm hoping it has something to do with either morality or foreign policy... [;)] That, or he's coming out of the worst of quitting smoking.

LadyHibiscus -> RE: I'd just like to apologize to all those I may have (and most likely did) offend.... (4/19/2012 9:19:18 PM)
Jj...the liquor store is still open, babe, and I bet they'll deliver.

LookieNoNookie -> RE: I'd just like to apologize to all those I may have (and most likely did) offend.... (4/19/2012 10:09:57 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus Jj...the liquor store is still open, babe, and I bet they'll deliver. Stop it! (You're being unkind).

LadyHibiscus -> RE: I'd just like to apologize to all those I may have (and most likely did) offend.... (4/19/2012 10:30:06 PM)
Sweetie! I wouldn't be unkind to my Henchman!

myotherself -> RE: I'd just like to apologize to all those I may have (and most likely did) offend.... (4/19/2012 10:47:42 PM)
I will be less offended when you finally send me that cock shot I'm waiting for drums fingers impatiently

yourdarkdesire -> RE: I'd just like to apologize to all those I may have (and most likely did) offend.... (4/20/2012 6:11:03 AM)
Hey bunny - have you checked your spam folder?

Iamsemisweet -> RE: I'd just like to apologize to all those I may have (and most likely did) offend.... (4/20/2012 7:14:42 AM)
Oh Lookie, no need to apologize. Fuck 'em, if they can't take a joke.

LaTigresse -> RE: I'd just like to apologize to all those I may have (and most likely did) offend.... (4/20/2012 9:52:34 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie Sorry.... I was an asshole. I'm fairly confident I did it across all spectrum's...and...across all possible avenues..... If I offended you, be certain that I didn't choose you specifically....I just felt at the moment that you were being a dick (or a ....something or other). I'm sure it wasn't meant exactly towards you (but if it was....I apologize, however, if you were a dick....I only meant it in the interim, unless of course you were specifically an asshole....then I actually (truly) meant it specifically towards you. So I'm hopeful that covers everyone I was a dick towards...and if it didn't, well then....I meant it....quite literally against and towards you. (I'm thinking that covers everyone). JJ You have never caused me to feel offended. All is well. Fuck the rest.

TNDommeK -> RE: I'd just like to apologize to all those I may have (and most likely did) offend.... (4/20/2012 12:39:21 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LaTigresse quote: ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie Sorry.... I was an asshole. I'm fairly confident I did it across all spectrum's...and...across all possible avenues..... If I offended you, be certain that I didn't choose you specifically....I just felt at the moment that you were being a dick (or a ....something or other). I'm sure it wasn't meant exactly towards you (but if it was....I apologize, however, if you were a dick....I only meant it in the interim, unless of course you were specifically an asshole....then I actually (truly) meant it specifically towards you. So I'm hopeful that covers everyone I was a dick towards...and if it didn't, well then....I meant it....quite literally against and towards you. (I'm thinking that covers everyone). JJ You have never caused me to feel offended. All is well. Fuck the rest. This^

soul2share -> RE: I'd just like to apologize to all those I may have (and most likely did) offend.... (4/20/2012 1:59:49 PM)
Lookie, sweetie....I love reading your posts...they are always good for at least a grin and an eye roll.......and if you offended anyone, well, joke 'em if they can't take a fuck!!!! We lubs ya lots! [:)]

myotherself -> RE: I'd just like to apologize to all those I may have (and most likely did) offend.... (4/20/2012 2:02:02 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: yourdarkdesire Hey bunny - have you checked your spam folder? Is that a euphemism?

MrBukani -> RE: I'd just like to apologize to all those I may have (and most likely did) offend.... (4/20/2012 2:44:16 PM)
Are you goin soft LNN?[:D]

LookieNoNookie -> RE: I'd just like to apologize to all those I may have (and most likely did) offend.... (4/20/2012 8:03:48 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: myotherself I will be less offended when you finally send me that cock shot I'm waiting for drums fingers impatiently You need Windows 7 which allows two screens.

LookieNoNookie -> RE: I'd just like to apologize to all those I may have (and most likely did) offend.... (4/20/2012 8:05:04 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MrBukani Are you goin soft LNN?[:D] It's only happened once.

LookieNoNookie -> RE: I'd just like to apologize to all those I may have (and most likely did) offend.... (4/20/2012 8:06:30 PM)
ONCE!!!!!!!

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