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Finland - 4/22/2012 12:49:11 PM

mrplissken

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Hello all!

Finnish newbie needs a little help getting started.

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RE: Finland - 4/22/2012 1:39:08 PM

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RE: Finland - 4/23/2012 12:34:36 AM

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Welcome!

Your post reminds me of a riddle:

3 men are at a house of prostitution. One is going up the steps to the front door. One is with a woman. One is leaving down the back steps.

What are their nationalities? (hint: don't think too hard on this one, folks!)

If you can't solve it, CM me :-)

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RE: Finland - 4/25/2012 9:37:04 AM

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Thanks ja kiitos.

The riddle......um..they're all probably swedes???

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RE: Finland - 4/25/2012 12:20:14 PM

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Hi.

I hear a lot of Finns are Sissis.

Are you a Sissi?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sissi_(Finnish_light_infantry)

http://www.sevenyearswar.org/documents/resources/misc/Emmerich_The_Partisan_in_War.pdf

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RE: Finland - 4/25/2012 12:22:59 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: FrostedFlake

Hi.

I hear a lot of Finns are Sissis.

Are you a Sissi?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sissi_(Finnish_light_infantry)

http://www.sevenyearswar.org/documents/resources/misc/Emmerich_The_Partisan_in_War.pdf

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RE: Finland - 4/25/2012 12:23:40 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: MistressDarkArt

Welcome!

Your post reminds me of a riddle:

3 men are at a house of prostitution. One is going up the steps to the front door. One is with a woman. One is leaving down the back steps.

What are their nationalities? (hint: don't think too hard on this one, folks!)

If you can't solve it, CM me :-)

If it was an outhouse it would be Russian, European, Finnish.

I am unaware of a nationality 'hard-on'

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RE: Finland - 4/25/2012 12:39:47 PM

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Hey there and welcome. Have fun on the forums!

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RE: Finland - 4/25/2012 1:04:26 PM

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Welcome to CM!

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RE: Finland - 4/25/2012 6:15:36 PM

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I'm stumped

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RE: Finland - 4/26/2012 5:42:13 AM

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I found it but M had to explain it, lol

There are these three guys. One is one his way up a hill to get to
the whore house, one is in the whore house and the third is on his way
down the hill away from the whore house.
What are the nationalities of the three guys?
The guy on his way up the hill : Russian
The guy on his way down the hill : Finnish
And the guy in the whore house : Himalayan

< Message edited by kalikshama -- 4/26/2012 6:01:28 AM >

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RE: Finland - 4/26/2012 6:01:43 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: kalikshama

I found it but don't get it Is it a geographical joke?

There are these three guys. One is one his way up a hill to get to
the whore house, one is in the whore house and the third is on his way
down the hill away from the whore house.
What are the nationalities of the three guys?
The guy on his way up the hill : Russian
The guy on his way down the hill : Finnish
And the guy in the whore house : Himalayan

A pun, if you please.
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RE: Finland - 4/26/2012 7:16:37 AM

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Welcome to CM

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RE: Finland - 4/26/2012 7:48:43 AM

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Welcome mrp, join this site, consider yourself finnish(ed)

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RE: Finland - 4/26/2012 11:59:21 AM

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OP, your name reminds me of Snake Plissken!

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RE: Finland - 4/27/2012 12:09:07 PM

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Thank you so much.
Snake Plissken is one of my favorites indeed.
Guess some sissi in me too. Snake is definitely one.
Weekend comin. More espresso and some polish weedvodka here.
Hope to hear more of you guys.
Gotta do some more research here. Feels good to be welcome.

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RE: Finland - 4/27/2012 3:42:29 PM

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