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RE: A real hard on for motorcycles? - 5/1/2012 10:58:19 AM

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Here you go !

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7OHjK3QHyI

I think you mean .... THIS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5P5BxpJGxM&feature=relmfu

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RE: A real hard on for motorcycles? - 5/1/2012 1:03:18 PM

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How is this thread working out for you so far Ash?

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RE: A real hard on for motorcycles? - 5/1/2012 1:23:36 PM

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cut me some slack ..... i just get better from (temporary depression)...
for the last 2 days

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a guy can not have a wank around here...

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RE: A real hard on for motorcycles? - 5/1/2012 1:53:28 PM

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So this thread 'assisted' you with your depression lessening whank?

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RE: A real hard on for motorcycles? - 5/1/2012 2:39:15 PM

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I love women that smoke, women that weare boots,
women that ride a motorcycles... half naked... I dot get to see that... around here... nor seeing half naked.. man in the street...

not that i want to but you get the idea...

& the ieda of naked chick on a motorcycle.... dose gives me a hard on....

wait.... do you want to see me wank?... you have to pay for that missy

joking...

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RE: A real hard on for motorcycles? - 5/1/2012 2:52:29 PM

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You are a cutie patootie Ash!

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RE: A real hard on for motorcycles? - 5/1/2012 3:22:59 PM

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I would pay "all of my days" in advance payment to ride behind girl in red thong.. driving any motorcycle....

Good God ... just from thinking of it i think i Got a hard-on

You are such a slutmonkie, Ash! I would not want my delicate unprotected thighs so close to an engine. How about chaps and a thong?

I could get behind that idea

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RE: A real hard on for motorcycles? - 5/1/2012 3:25:50 PM

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How is this thread working out for you so far Ash?

I can't speak for Ash, but I am enjoying it. First time I have ever seen a boob with blue feet.

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RE: A real hard on for motorcycles? - 5/1/2012 4:09:37 PM

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You are a cutie patootie Ash!

I hate you..... & your blastic cocks....

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RE: A real hard on for motorcycles? - 5/1/2012 8:45:02 PM

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I have heard women say they get wet at the thought of a guy on a motorcycle. This is the first time I have heard a man say he got hard from riding one.

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/man-sues-bmw-alleging-motorcycle-seat-gave-him-010902532.html

Thanks for this link, I laughed my ass off reading the article. Can you imagine being on the jury during the lawsuit trial? Would the judge throw you off the jury for laughing?

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RE: A real hard on for motorcycles? - 5/2/2012 2:22:03 AM

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If you check this out DO NOT miss the comments at the bottom.

In total There are more than 6500 comments.
Samples:

Dear BMW, I do not want to ride a motorcycle but would like to purchase a seat.

His lawyer said it would NOT stand up in court!

It's a pity that he had an erection for two years, and apparently no one noticed.............

If BMW thinks this is a problem just wait until all the law suits come in from people
claiming they didn't get the two year erection.

It must have been hard on him.

First thing tomorrow morning I'm going to go and buy my boyfriend a motorcycle!!!

this just in...Pfizer files lawsuit on BMW for patent infringement.

So... is the jury going to have to see the 'evidence' in court?

He is going to have a HARD time proving this in court.....

Maybe he really loves that bike! And I thought I was lonely...

My wife wants to know what model that bike was.

Relax folks. He'll withdraw the lawsuit and have an EBAY auction
and this BMW will sell for hundreds of thousands of dollars.

Note that he's only suing after the erection went away.

He says he is unable to engage in sexual activity. Does that mean that after
having an erection for two years, he still doesn't know what to do with it?

But will the evidence stand up in court?

Thanks for posting this.

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RE: A real hard on for motorcycles? - 5/2/2012 4:13:58 AM

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You are a cutie patootie Ash!

I hate you..... & your blastic cocks....

I hate you and your cuteness too!

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RE: A real hard on for motorcycles? - 5/2/2012 3:07:27 PM

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How is this thread working out for you so far Ash?

I can't speak for Ash, but I am enjoying it. First time I have ever seen a boob with blue feet.