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"I Want the Government in My Vagina" - 5/7/2012 4:14:38 PM

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This video made me smile.

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RE: "I Want the Government in My Vagina" - 5/7/2012 4:33:23 PM

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I saw it on Real Time Friday.

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RE: "I Want the Government in My Vagina" - 5/7/2012 4:35:34 PM

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Lucy has a thread going on this very topic and Yeah, that was funny.

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RE: "I Want the Government in My Vagina" - 5/7/2012 4:47:44 PM

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So she does.

I'd missed it, alas. Encountered the video through Facebook.

Apologies for the redundancy, folks.

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RE: "I Want the Government in My Vagina" - 5/7/2012 4:52:48 PM

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Sorry Luce, this thread title is funnier ;)

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RE: "I Want the Government in My Vagina" - 5/7/2012 5:36:20 PM

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*cries*
hangs my head and wanders off mumbling"Nobody loves me, everybody hates me..think I'll go and eat worms...long thin skinny ones, short fat hairy ones....slurrrrp...see how they wiggle and squirm"
WORM WHERE ARE YOU?

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RE: "I Want the Government in My Vagina" - 5/7/2012 5:48:27 PM

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Who gives a fuck what her political opinion is, the dumb bitch isn't even American.

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RE: "I Want the Government in My Vagina" - 5/7/2012 6:30:02 PM

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Who gives a fuck what her political opinion is, the dumb bitch isn't even American.

Neither was Lafayette, but it sure was handy that he took an interest in our affairs.

An even better example might be Alexis de Tocqueville, still considered one of the most astute observers of American society and politics. An outsider can offer an objective perspective that proves invaluable. That's why wise people often discuss problems or decisions with a friend. Rejecting a viewpoint out-of-hand because it's non-American is willful ignorance.

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RE: "I Want the Government in My Vagina" - 5/7/2012 6:38:51 PM

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If everyone else can have free govt. cheese....I as a tax paying male want a govt. vagina of my own.

If you too want a govt. vagina.....write your Congressman!

Demand what is rightfully yours!!!!

http://www.house.gov/representatives/find/

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RE: "I Want the Government in My Vagina" - 5/7/2012 6:59:47 PM

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If everyone else can have free govt. cheese....I as a tax paying male want a govt. vagina of my own.

If you too want a govt. vagina.....write your Congressman!

Demand what is rightfully yours!!!!

http://www.house.gov/representatives/find/

In nevada we have 34 government licensed "butt huts".
I will admit to being known by my first name in 32 of them.

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RE: "I Want the Government in My Vagina" - 5/7/2012 7:02:35 PM

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That's why wise people

There's the source of his trouble right there.

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RE: "I Want the Government in My Vagina" - 5/7/2012 7:07:25 PM

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Who gives a fuck what her political opinion is, the dumb bitch isn't even American.

You know she is a "dumb bitch" because you know so many dumb bitches you can easily spot them?
Or:
You know she is a "dumb bitch" because you disgree with her position?

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RE: "I Want the Government in My Vagina" - 5/7/2012 9:29:38 PM

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C. Both

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RE: "I Want the Government in My Vagina" - 5/8/2012 12:03:35 AM

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quote:

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Who gives a fuck what her political opinion is, the dumb bitch isn't even American.

You know she is a "dumb bitch" because you know so many dumb bitches you can easily spot them?
Or:
You know she is a "dumb bitch" because you disgree with her position?

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C. Both

D. They're all "dumb bitches"

E. All of the above <----- has to be the favourite wouldn't you agree

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RE: "I Want the Government in My Vagina" - 5/8/2012 7:38:30 AM

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So she does.

I'd missed it, alas. Encountered the video through Facebook.

Apologies for the redundancy, folks.

I'm sorry too.. just thought I'd point it out, while it was young.
if you follow my carpet bombing with Occupy threads you probably know it isn't any bother to me.

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RE: "I Want the Government in My Vagina" - 5/8/2012 7:39:51 AM

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Sorry Luce, this thread title is funnier ;)

Somebody cut me a switch.. this girl's being a smart ass

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RE: "I Want the Government in My Vagina" - 5/8/2012 7:42:37 AM

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Who gives a fuck what her political opinion is, the dumb bitch isn't even American.

Jesus... you could fuck up a one car funeral... I'm starting to believe you are a cop. IT'S HUMOR.

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RE: "I Want the Government in My Vagina" - 5/8/2012 7:44:33 AM

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Neither was Lafayette, but it sure was handy that he took an interest in our affairs.

An even better example might be Alexis de Tocqueville, still considered one of the most astute observers of American society and politics. An outsider can offer an objective perspective that proves invaluable. That's why wise people often discuss problems or decisions with a friend. Rejecting a viewpoint out-of-hand because it's non-American is willful ignorance.

And what about John Candy?

OR MEXICANS like Mitt Romney?

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RE: "I Want the Government in My Vagina" - 5/8/2012 7:54:19 AM

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I knew it!

Women tell us they want things like equality and respect but they're lying! Deep down inside every woman wants it deep down inside!

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RE: "I Want the Government in My Vagina" - 5/8/2012 7:57:31 AM

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