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Madame4a -> RE: Wearing a butt plug (5/14/2012 2:55:06 PM)

wanker

[:D]


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ORIGINAL: lizi

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ORIGINAL: LadyPact

I'm still going to go with no one really caring what the guy puts up his ass though.  We can probably agree on that one, yes?
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Wait, the guy who put chips up his ass was entertaining. Remember, he wanted suggestions for different flavors I think. I'd have to say out of the threads concentrating on buttholes and what might go up one, that thread was pretty interesting from the novelty standpoint. This guy definitely falls short compared to chip man, or crisps as he called them. Am I dreaming? We did have a guy here that asked about that right? Holy cow I hope I didn't just make that up or I'm worried about myself...[8D]





Pyramus -> RE: Wearing a butt plug (5/14/2012 2:55:32 PM)


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ORIGINAL: lizi
Wait, the guy who put chips up his ass was entertaining.


I don't know that one - but I do remember a few ginger-based plugs discussed herein.

While I've never employed ginger, I would think her squirming buns would be entertaining in and of themselves once I lubed her a bit and after plugging her up with the peeled ginger root!


:)




LadyHibiscus -> RE: Wearing a butt plug (5/14/2012 2:56:39 PM)

PRAWWWWNNNNN.

Yeah, crisps guy was a hoot![:D]




mummyman321 -> RE: Wearing a butt plug (5/14/2012 2:59:18 PM)

For the record I am against a crispy ass!




lizi -> RE: Wearing a butt plug (5/14/2012 3:00:00 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Madame4a

wanker

[:D]


quote:

ORIGINAL: lizi

quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyPact

I'm still going to go with no one really caring what the guy puts up his ass though.  We can probably agree on that one, yes?
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Wait, the guy who put chips up his ass was entertaining. Remember, he wanted suggestions for different flavors I think. I'd have to say out of the threads concentrating on buttholes and what might go up one, that thread was pretty interesting from the novelty standpoint. This guy definitely falls short compared to chip man, or crisps as he called them. Am I dreaming? We did have a guy here that asked about that right? Holy cow I hope I didn't just make that up or I'm worried about myself...[8D]




Hahahaha.....




LadyHibiscus -> RE: Wearing a butt plug (5/14/2012 3:00:20 PM)

Crisps IN the ass, Mummy. Prostate stimulation or some damn thing. He wanted the sassiest flavour, hence PRAWNNN




mummyman321 -> RE: Wearing a butt plug (5/14/2012 3:02:10 PM)

Grippos barbeque potatoes chips!

But I am still against crispy asses [8D]




ChatteParfaitt -> RE: Wearing a butt plug (5/14/2012 3:02:57 PM)

Thank you so very much for reminding us all of the guy who put chips up his rectum.


[sm=applause.gif]





lizi -> RE: Wearing a butt plug (5/14/2012 3:04:08 PM)


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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

PRAWWWWNNNNN.

Yeah, crisps guy was a hoot![:D]



Oh thank goodness, I was really hoping I didn't imagine that.

So hey....OP....you've got some competition to live up to here. Something more intriguing than chips up the butt. It's going to be difficult but I think you can do it! Go and report back to us when you think of what the next greatest thing is to insert into your anus and don't be saying anything normal like a 12" dildo or anything. Chips are the bar you have to beat, good luck!




mummyman321 -> RE: Wearing a butt plug (5/14/2012 3:05:56 PM)


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ORIGINAL: ChatteParfaitt

Thank you so very much for reminding us all of the guy who put chips up his rectum.


[sm=applause.gif]




You will never look at one of those dark brown edge potateo chips in the same way ever again. The chip guy will always be in the back of your mind!




LadyHibiscus -> RE: Wearing a butt plug (5/14/2012 3:06:56 PM)

Actuallly no, I think he used the bag as an.. applicator? [&o]




lizi -> RE: Wearing a butt plug (5/14/2012 3:07:29 PM)


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ORIGINAL: ChatteParfaitt

Thank you so very much for reminding us all of the guy who put chips up his rectum.


[sm=applause.gif]





Yay! Go me [:)]
Come on, you have to admit that's the standard now, anything else less than the Eiffel Tower is going to be a disappointment next to picking out the best chip flavor to experience rectally!




LadyPact -> RE: Wearing a butt plug (5/14/2012 3:09:44 PM)

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ORIGINAL: lizi
Wait, the guy who put chips up his ass was entertaining. Remember, he wanted suggestions for different flavors I think. I'd have to say out of the threads concentrating on buttholes and what might go up one, that thread was pretty interesting from the novelty standpoint. This guy definitely falls short compared to chip man, or crisps as he called them. Am I dreaming? We did have a guy here that asked about that right? Holy cow I hope I didn't just make that up or I'm worried about myself...[8D]

Awwwww, man, you actually had to remind Me of that?  Well, there goes another month that I won't be eating potato chips.  [8D]




Madame4a -> RE: Wearing a butt plug (5/14/2012 3:11:21 PM)

that's not the right way.. I"m certain...

and I was thinking the ones with Old Bay seasoning... do they have them nationwide, or is that mid-atlantic thing?

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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

Actuallly no, I think he used the bag as an.. applicator? [&o]





lizi -> RE: Wearing a butt plug (5/14/2012 3:12:17 PM)


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ORIGINAL: LadyPact

quote:

ORIGINAL: lizi
Wait, the guy who put chips up his ass was entertaining. Remember, he wanted suggestions for different flavors I think. I'd have to say out of the threads concentrating on buttholes and what might go up one, that thread was pretty interesting from the novelty standpoint. This guy definitely falls short compared to chip man, or crisps as he called them. Am I dreaming? We did have a guy here that asked about that right? Holy cow I hope I didn't just make that up or I'm worried about myself...[8D]

Awwwww, man, you actually had to remind Me of that?  Well, there goes another month that I won't be eating potato chips.  [8D]




My job here is done.




LadyPact -> RE: Wearing a butt plug (5/14/2012 3:13:27 PM)

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ORIGINAL: lizi
My job here is done.

Next time I'm on a diet, you will be My first resource.  [:)]




ChatteParfaitt -> RE: Wearing a butt plug (5/14/2012 3:17:35 PM)

Prawn chips up the ass have become the "gold standard" the "benchmark" the "touchstone" used to evaluate rectal freakishness.





emeraldgryphon -> RE: Wearing a butt plug (5/14/2012 3:18:58 PM)

Remember that the sphincter muscle, while incredibly stretchable, is designed by nature to remain tightly closed. The internal sigmoid colon can hold quite a bit of material inside it, but you should choose a plug with as narrow a shaft base as possible to allow the sphincter to close as tightly as it can.

The colon will also interpret that plug as material to be expelled. If you wish to retain a plug for any serious length of time without accidental expulsion, you should use a buttplug harness. Remember that the sphincter can dilate open very large - any plug large enough not to be expelled is too large for comfort.

The plug will also risk becoming adhered to the interior colon if sufficient lube isn't used - do not use petroleum based lubes as the oil base is far too hard on the liver to metabolize. Water based lubes will naturally be absorbed by the body through the intestinal wall and will cause adhesion to the interior intestinal wall.

Be very careful with any additives to your lube, especially if they are known irritants - the bowel is essentially a giant mucous membrane, and is easily inflamed. There is no "buffer zone" between the bowel and the bloodstream. Usually ingested materials have to pass the stomach and small intestine and experience digestion before absorption across the intestinal membrane occurs - but anything placed directly in the bowel can transfer directly across the intestinal membrane into the bloodstream.

Depending on the substance you could literally be introducing it almost directly into your bloodstream, and thereby directly into your heart. In the case of irritants this could be harmful as it could cause muscular spasms in the heart that can cause arrhythmias such as atrial flutter or fibrillation, or more seriously, ventricular fibrillation, or even asystole causing death.

As to the "chip/crisp" idea, I heartily recommend against it. Ever eaten a chip and stabbed yourself with the sharp edge? The same thing can happen much easier in your colon, especially considering that there are no teeth or jaws to break apart the chip. Lacerations in the bowel tract can lead to bowel perforations, diverticulosis, formation of bowel fistulas, necrosis of the bowel, even colostimization, sepsis and death.




LadyPact -> RE: Wearing a butt plug (5/14/2012 3:29:51 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Pyramus


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ORIGINAL: lizi
Wait, the guy who put chips up his ass was entertaining.


I don't know that one - but I do remember a few ginger-based plugs discussed herein.


Dude, it is easily found.  Use the search feature and enter the word "crisps".  Do so at your own peril.  Hell, even the Mods laughed at Me for swearing off potato chips for some time (and I don't squick easily).




Pyramus -> RE: Wearing a butt plug (5/14/2012 3:44:30 PM)


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ORIGINAL: LadyPact
Dude, it is easily found.  Use the search feature and enter the word "crisps".  Do so at your own peril. 



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ORIGINAL: shemalegabrielle

Hey there girls guys tvs xx ,

Ive put this post on here as i have probably an unknown fetish . Some will laugh, some will be curious etc .
I have a fetish for putting full bags of crisps/chips(USA) up my arse. I get them up there using a speculum . What suggestions or flavours etc are the girlyest in uk ?

I would love top hear your opions also xxx enjoyxxx happy new year xxx






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