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misterraymond -> RE: Rebekah Brooks charged by police (5/17/2012 2:16:33 AM)
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Last Friday our Rebekah disclosed that David Cameron signed off his texts to her with "LOL" in the mistaken belief that it stood for “Lots of Love” rather than “Laugh Out Loud”. Within seconds, of this revelation political aides for David Cameron sprang into action. Those in the employ of ,David Cameron , toiled all hours to arm their boss with a dazzling comeback, as they knew what the Miliband camp were upto..
Not to miss the action, as the otherside were preparing for, the ED Miliband camp and those in the employ of Ed Miliband worked day and night, relentlessly, feverishly crafting a LOL-based putdown , so Ed Miliband, could wield to devastating satirical effect at Prime Minister’s Questions.
Thus at noon, MPs gathered to admire the fruits of both sides’ labours. They didn’t have long to wait.
Just three minutes in, ED Miliband let fly. “It’s a shame ( David Cameron ) didn’t see the French President three months ago when he was in the UK,” he gurgled, “but I’m sure a text message and ‘LOL’ will go down well!”
Eds camp loved it, this is better than "Collar Me" as all the Labour MPs obediently flew into convulsions of thigh-slapping mirth, as if Ed Miliband had won the world cup, single handed..Now it was David Camerons turn,
What indeed, had his team come up with? Something about thinking “LOL” stood for “Lame Old Labour”? Or, to help disassociate him from our sweet Rebekah, a joke at her expense, (“I assumed it meant, ‘Look Out! Leveson!’”).
This Master is fearful, it could also mean "LOOK OUT LOOSER" but would that be our Rebekah or David, at the moment the Govenor, all these texts off and to, David Cameron will now be disclosed, but Master thought most of us deleted old texts, maybe not, this Master would cherish texts from Rebekah, so maybe keep them, Master fears David is an old softie, like this Master, really men are so damn stupid, are they not.
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