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paige4111 -> Caviar and Brown Shower (5/27/2012 10:34:28 AM)

i have consumed my Mistress caviar, i seem to be ok.

Now, if anyone knows what to do after the consumption ?

What is best, take an antibiotic just after ?

Drink some special type of tea or other cleaning beverages ?

If anyone knows, let me know.




stef -> RE: Caviar and Brown Shower (5/27/2012 10:36:29 AM)

Brush your teeth.



PeonForHer -> RE: Caviar and Brown Shower (5/27/2012 10:52:05 AM)

Vomit and call the doctor.



myotherself -> RE: Caviar and Brown Shower (5/27/2012 11:13:29 AM)

Don't kiss your mom [:'(]



DarkSteven -> RE: Caviar and Brown Shower (5/27/2012 11:18:43 AM)

First thing you should do is rewrite your profile so that your Mistress will know you're not still looking.



Lockit -> RE: Caviar and Brown Shower (5/27/2012 11:37:16 AM)

ROFL... make sure your health and life insurance premiums are in order.

You're supposed to figure that 'shit' out before you eat it, rocket scientist.



NiceButMeanGirl -> RE: Caviar and Brown Shower (5/27/2012 12:37:58 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Lockit

ROFL... make sure your health and life insurance premiums are in order.

You're supposed to figure that 'shit' out before you eat it, rocket scientist.

Fuck, that's FUNNY!!!!!!

NBMG



BurntKitty -> RE: Caviar and Brown Shower (5/27/2012 12:58:09 PM)

You remind me of Good Dog Greg.

[image]http://chzmemeanimals.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/advice-animals-memes-pooped-on-carpet-ate-it-before-you-got-back.jpg[/image]



lizi -> RE: Caviar and Brown Shower (5/27/2012 1:11:34 PM)

Well now, aren't you just the spokesperson for reasonable adult behavior? Ever hear of RACK? Looking to mitigate damage afterwards isn't usually the best way to handle things with any activity. As we become adults, which you should be at 48, we're supposed to gain that ability to think ahead, preplan, and figure out what the contingencies are for whatever may happen, especially if there are risks involved. You're a really bad example here, I hope no one is modeling themselves after your OP of do first and ask questions later.

What if someone had a good suggestion, or if there were a time window that you should pay attention to...by this time it wouldn't do you any good would it? The poop is chugging along through your digestive tract for some time now.

I've got to say too...tea? What kind of super amazing tea would counteract the effects of consuming human shit (sorry, the "caviar" reference was just too cutsey)? I need to have some of that on hand just in case I eat a bad burrito or something, lol. I also think the medical world would love to know of this substance as it must be able to cure diseases right and left.



MissToYouRedux -> RE: Caviar and Brown Shower (5/27/2012 1:26:55 PM)


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ORIGINAL: lizi

Looking to mitigate damage afterwards isn't usually the best way to handle things with any activity.



Quoted because some things that shouldn't need to be repeated actually do. [;)]



MissImmortalPain -> RE: Caviar and Brown Shower (5/27/2012 2:02:58 PM)

Ginger tea.



Delilya -> RE: Caviar and Brown Shower (5/27/2012 2:37:55 PM)

http://goaskalice.columbia.edu/scat-play-mdash-eating-feces-safe



CougarRick -> RE: Caviar and Brown Shower (5/28/2012 10:59:32 AM)

Is this common in the Domme/Sub world?



Char2688 -> RE: Caviar and Brown Shower (5/29/2012 10:45:48 AM)

First thing you need to do is

Quit making up wild stories
That's the only way that bad taste in your mouth will go away.



TNDommeK -> RE: Caviar and Brown Shower (5/29/2012 11:16:39 AM)

The dog meme was hilarious.

Dude seriously, how the hell do you do something first then ask advice?! Really?

Question though, do you live with your Mistress or is she a fin Domme? Meaning did you purchase some poo from her then eat it? Reason I ask is because if you are her live in and she let you eat that without having any prior knowledge as to what to do after, then perhaps you shouldn't change your profile and you might start looking for a new Mistress. Just My thoughts.



LadyConstanze -> RE: Caviar and Brown Shower (5/29/2012 1:29:09 PM)


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ORIGINAL: CougarRick

Is this common in the Domme/Sub world?



There are people who indulge in it, but I wouldn't say it's common, most of us are grossed out by the idea and the health risks involved. E-coli just doesn't have a great fetish appeal...



JanahX -> RE: Caviar and Brown Shower (5/29/2012 2:10:12 PM)

Just keep doing it - hopefully you'll be weeded out of the gene pool sooner than later.



LaTigresse -> RE: Caviar and Brown Shower (5/29/2012 2:48:02 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: CougarRick

Is this common in the Domme/Sub world?


No.



JstAnotherSub -> RE: Caviar and Brown Shower (5/29/2012 3:12:38 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: paige4111

i have consumed my Mistress caviar, i seem to be ok.

Now, if anyone knows what to do after the consumption ?

What is best, take an antibiotic just after ?

Drink some special type of tea or other cleaning beverages ?

If anyone knows, let me know.



Your mistress is a fish? I think one is sposed to sip champagne or eat a cracker afterwards.

I think animals are against TOS on here though.

Does caviar really crunch and pop when you bite it?

Oh I have so many questions!



LafayetteLady -> RE: Caviar and Brown Shower (5/29/2012 3:39:30 PM)

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ORIGINAL: TNDommeK

The dog meme was hilarious.

Dude seriously, how the hell do you do something first then ask advice?! Really?

Question though, do you live with your Mistress or is she a fin Domme? Meaning did you purchase some poo from her then eat it? Reason I ask is because if you are her live in and she let you eat that without having any prior knowledge as to what to do after, then perhaps you shouldn't change your profile and you might start looking for a new Mistress. Just My thoughts.


You mean there is a market for women to sell their poop?  My mind is racing with the potential marketing techniques.  The types, sell by weight or per piece....

Wow, just wow.



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