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Hotwetandsilky1 -> Mistress needed (6/8/2012 4:40:31 AM)

Just looking for a mistress can anyone help




SadisticMs2 -> RE: Mistress needed (6/8/2012 5:00:02 AM)

Has the "here I am, come get me" approach ever found you a girlfriend or wife?




DarkSteven -> RE: Mistress needed (6/8/2012 5:14:44 AM)

Um.

1. You say you want a Mistress, which implies a relationship. But your profile clearly states you want nothing more than a play partner. Which is correct?
2. If you want a play partner and nothing else, do some Googling for pro Dommes near you.
3. Your profile states that you live in the UK and that you live in Texas. Can't be both.
4. To be blunt, you're headed for disappointment. Advertisers and sites try to create the impression that the lifestyle is full of gorgeous women that want nothing more than to drop everything and service your needs. In fact, the women in this lifestyle have jobs, have lives, and want full relationships, not just hot sexy scenes. In short, the lifestyle Dommes are just like women everywhere except that they like to use a flogger/whip/paddle/etc.
5. Do some studying up and learning. This forum is good, as well as the other Ask A forums and General BDSM. Suffice it to say that you are not a slave, despite your claim to be one.
6. Put forth effort. Your profile basically says "I'm into all sorts of stuff. Contact me." which tells a prospective partner that she needs to put in the initial work up front. No picture of you, no physical description. Your post sentence contained two sentences jumbled together without proper punctuation. If you want a woman, WOO her - don't just throw out something half-assed and expect her to do the work.
7. Your odds online are pretty dismal. Much better odds are found at actual meets offline. Start Googling where you live for groups.

With all that said, welcome to collarme.




LadyConstanze -> RE: Mistress needed (6/8/2012 6:15:51 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Hotwetandsilky1

Just looking for a mistress can anyone help



Would you like gift wrap home delivery? If so, you will have to explain what you have to offer...

Alternatively, you could switch off the computer, go to a munch and meet REAL people, interact with them and all that, you won't get your fetish delivered this way and you might not find somebody, it will be just like that strange thing... dating...




MistressDarkArt -> RE: Mistress needed (6/8/2012 8:10:07 PM)

Sure, I can help. C'mon over, tape your mouth shut, put a bag over your head with holes cut out for the eyes, mow the lawn, take out the garbage, and weed the cathouse. Then go home, 'k?

That wasn't so hard, was it?




Killerangel -> RE: Mistress needed (6/8/2012 8:41:43 PM)

A one sentence profile that asks for kinky fun with all kink interests listed. Yawn. Yeah, the Mistresses are going to be lining up for that. NO ONE ELSE is offering kink and sex on here, you'll certainly be in demand OP.




Endivius -> RE: Mistress needed (6/8/2012 8:42:29 PM)

I'll handle this.

http://www.collarme.com/journal/Endivius

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GreedyTop -> RE: Mistress needed (6/8/2012 10:54:45 PM)

That was brilliant, E!!!!




Endivius -> RE: Mistress needed (6/8/2012 11:05:12 PM)

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MzWhipplash -> RE: Mistress needed (6/9/2012 12:22:56 AM)

1. The postal service is on strike in your area OP. Fresh out of On/off Mistress dolls.

2. Even a service sub offers his skills and that isn't shown on.your profile. Yrp you need TWO hands to push a lawn mower and wash up dishes.

3. Ahh yes, I know you can't type a profile with ONE hand.

4. Really? you want folk to take you seriously. Then remember...It ISN'T about you but what you can do to nake her day EASIER. Yes really




Delilya -> RE: Mistress needed (6/9/2012 12:38:44 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

That was brilliant, E!!!!


Indeed




ashjor911 -> RE: Mistress needed (6/9/2012 6:02:59 AM)

Welcome




kalikshama -> RE: Mistress needed (6/9/2012 7:40:20 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Endivius

I'll handle this.

http://www.collarme.com/journal/Endivius
[:-] [:D]


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OohAahMrs -> RE: Mistress needed (6/9/2012 8:23:54 AM)

Not a problem hot, i can supply loads, er....they tend to charge by the hour, welcome to CM




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