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RE: Playboy TV Host turned Goddess - 6/14/2012 1:46:47 PM

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dude... you're SOL.. curtsey is best I can do.

Oh very well.

ChatteParfaitt and Delilya have already ruined my fantasy (the meanies) so i'm going to go home and sulk.

In the meantime, for absolutely no particular reason at all, I direct everyone's attention to this.

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RE: Playboy TV Host turned Goddess - 6/14/2012 1:48:31 PM

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I perved her pix. She does the double bird AND ducklips *Swoons*

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RE: Playboy TV Host turned Goddess - 6/14/2012 1:48:53 PM

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Prefer the Dead Kennedys or The Clash myself ;)

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RE: Playboy TV Host turned Goddess - 6/14/2012 1:58:06 PM

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I perved her pix. She does the double bird AND ducklips *Swoons*

I had to go look, I just couldn't pass up duck lips AND double birds. How sensible that she is looking for a grocery slave. Why didn't I think of that? Guess I was too busy saving the world from zombies.

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RE: Playboy TV Host turned Goddess - 6/14/2012 2:01:15 PM

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We're on the internet the grocery slave comes from the supermarket in a van surely?

Even I've got one of those

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when it comes to people and data I have the memory of a London cabbie. It's served me well.

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RE: Playboy TV Host turned Goddess - 6/14/2012 3:29:07 PM

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Where in Asgard would you find a goddess Randi? Hmmm....I could bring my Einheirsar to the Zombie Apocalypse cuz they are already dead and keep coming back every evening. But I avoid crossing Earth Goddesses because it isn't a good idea to fool with mother nature....

I gueth I don't need to go thulk because I'm not thor at anyone.

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RE: Playboy TV Host turned Goddess - 6/14/2012 3:50:20 PM

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So I'm pretty sure that as a Playboy TV host, that at some point your tits have been seen, and yet you chose to blur them out here? Just something that came to mind.

I hate that she is a hit and run (or so it seems) poster, as I'm sure she would find us so welcoming,lol.

Um, dear goddess, first welcome, and secondly, I just wanted to tell you that there is nothing more mortal-trashy than doing the double flip off duck lip face. But then again, I guess you have to disguise yourself so that you can walk amongst us mortals. *sighs and eye rolls*

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RE: Playboy TV Host turned Goddess - 6/14/2012 7:36:03 PM

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I have perfect feet Im young beautiful and more dominant than any woman you will ever meet.

Hello there, OP! Umm, yeah, about your feet: exactly what is that white stuff on your toes? Is it some kind of speshul stuff or can anyone get it?

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So I'm pretty sure that as a Playboy TV host, that at some point your tits have been seen, and yet you chose to blur them out here?

Oh...I got all amped thinking 'cool, she has some nifty body-mod' and you're telling me it's just Photoshop, TNDK? Dang da-dang dang, there's nothing groovy around here any more!

So welcome OP, good luck with all of that, and if you have a little time on your hands between minions, here is some entertaining reading for you! Enjoy the journey!

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RE: Playboy TV Host turned Goddess - 6/14/2012 7:45:33 PM

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I'm sure it isn't easy being an ignorant Goddess, so let me assist you.
This paragraph comes directly from the Forum Guidelines

Attempting to drive traffic to other personals or dating sites by directing users or otherwise
linking to such sites is not allowed. Likewise, the spamming of advertisements of any kind
will not be tolerated

You may have better luck here.
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RE: Playboy TV Host turned Goddess - 6/14/2012 7:57:01 PM

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So I'm pretty sure that as a Playboy TV host, that at some point your tits have been seen, and yet you chose to blur them out here? Just something that came to mind.

I hate that she is a hit and run (or so it seems) poster, as I'm sure she would find us so welcoming,lol.

Um, dear goddess, first welcome, and secondly, I just wanted to tell you that there is nothing more mortal-trashy than doing the double flip off duck lip face. But then again, I guess you have to disguise yourself so that you can walk amongst us mortals. *sighs and eye rolls*

I find it hard to believe she met Hugh Hefner's standards, really. He really goes for a much younger look, less wear and tear on the face. I also think those aren't duck lips, but the result of too many lip injections giving her a permanent "duck lips" face. Too funny overall, lol

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RE: Playboy TV Host turned Goddess - 6/14/2012 8:42:51 PM

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Hello My Minions.

I am here and ready to be worshipped like the true Goddess I am. I have perfect feet Im young beautiful and more dominant than any woman you will ever meet.

Go to www.GoddessRandi.com NOW AND FILL OUT MY SLAVE APPLICATION FORM!

I am accepting new slaves to My army so don't miss your chance to serve ME!

Forever

Goddess Randi

Welcome! By any chance, were you recently resurrected into your current body?

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RE: Playboy TV Host turned Goddess - 6/14/2012 8:44:53 PM

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Very true indeed.

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RE: Playboy TV Host turned Goddess - 6/14/2012 8:53:03 PM

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ORIGINAL: Delilya

Sorry Marc to introduce reality to your fantasy. However, it just isn't going to happen that way. All is mine to command, the leaves on the tress, the beasts of the fields, the very air that you breath. You shall quail before me and beg. I'm special that way.

Basement cat was about to send his legion:

But the leaves on the tree were so pretty fluttering. Oooh a squirrel!

Welcome to CM, OP.

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RE: Playboy TV Host turned Goddess - 6/14/2012 9:04:49 PM

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i need a grocery slave{pout}. i HATE going shopping for food...

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ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam

I perved her pix. She does the double bird AND ducklips *Swoons*

I had to go look, I just couldn't pass up duck lips AND double birds. How sensible that she is looking for a grocery slave. Why didn't I think of that? Guess I was too busy saving the world from zombies.

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RE: Playboy TV Host turned Goddess - 6/14/2012 9:18:29 PM

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To the OP...good luck with that.To everyone else that might need some,I haz zombie bullets in .45,.357 Mag. and 30.06 if anyone needs some.

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RE: Playboy TV Host turned Goddess - 6/14/2012 9:22:14 PM

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Prefer the Dead Kennedys or The Clash myself ;)

LMAO!! ok, that totally got a *SNORT* from me!

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RE: Playboy TV Host turned Goddess - 6/15/2012 3:24:16 AM

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ORIGINAL: Deliena

Prefer the Dead Kennedys or The Clash myself ;)

LMAO!! ok, that totally got a *SNORT* from me!

Whoop you've been doing it to me for weeks woman, it's only far I got you back eventually xx

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RE: Playboy TV Host turned Goddess - 6/15/2012 7:03:03 AM

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Welcome

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RE: Playboy TV Host turned Goddess - 6/15/2012 7:44:58 AM

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My feet are way prettier than yours judging from the photos on your profile.

But, welcome anyway. :)

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RE: Playboy TV Host turned Goddess - 6/15/2012 7:56:01 AM

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To the OP...good luck with that.To everyone else that might need some,I haz zombie bullets in .45,.357 Mag. and 30.06 if anyone needs some.

I have the zombie ammo in .223 and 9mm.......

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