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LookieNoNookie -> RE: why would a mistress prefer an uncut cock? (7/4/2012 4:31:56 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Iwan2byourslave

My mistress has asked me to find out why she prefers uncut cocks?
I have no idea and can't seem to find out, if anyone knows or has any ideas this would be great!


I can't even imagine how to answer why she prefers uncut cocks.

Since she's asked you why she prefers uncut cocks, I have to assume she has an IQ of a kumquat as, anyone that needs to ask someone else why they prefer something...well...it's slightly more than circular at best.




LookieNoNookie -> RE: why would a mistress prefer an uncut cock? (7/4/2012 4:33:17 PM)


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ORIGINAL: catize

if she doesn't know how are we s'posed to know???  my guess is that she has a fantasy of performing a circumcision in the privacy of her own home?


I may have figured it out....she likes gristle.




ClassIsInSession -> RE: why would a mistress prefer an uncut cock? (7/4/2012 4:33:19 PM)

Perhaps she likes to drink wine and wants a side of frumunda cheese.




TNDommeK -> RE: why would a mistress prefer an uncut cock? (7/4/2012 4:35:30 PM)

OMG that ice cream looks so freakin good, That's ok, you wait til I get My July 4th table set up with the fixins. I'm postin the pics!!




LanceHughes -> RE: why would a mistress prefer an uncut cock? (7/4/2012 4:43:12 PM)

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ORIGINAL: TNDommeK

OMG that ice cream looks so freakin good, That's ok, you wait til I get My July 4th table set up with the fixins. I'm postin the pics!!

HIGH temperatures  here in Colorado and y'all are posting ice cream pics?  I'm DAMN sure that qualifies as "torture methodology" and therefore this is the correct forum, namely "General BDSM Discussion."

As to Post #1 - why hasn't anyone suggested WANK?




fetisheden -> RE: why would a mistress prefer an uncut cock? (7/4/2012 4:44:25 PM)

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why would a mistress prefer an uncut cock?


idk



maybe because she wants to circumcise(sp?) him herself?



i find it is more fun to torture an uncut man but for sex, no thank you






ARIES83 -> RE: why would a mistress prefer an uncut cock? (7/4/2012 4:50:53 PM)


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ORIGINAL: OsideGirl

Why does someone prefer blondes? Or brunettes? Or red heads? (Gingers for our friends across the pond)


Ginger is a funny way of saying red hair here... We still say "redhead"...
I wonder do Americans say Ranga? You hear that around here more
than Ginger nut.
I am an expert... My hair is blondie-brown but if I let my
Beard grow out... Beard is pure Copper colour![:@]

Really makes me go,
"what the fuck?"

-ARIES




PeonForHer -> RE: why would a mistress prefer an uncut cock? (7/4/2012 5:20:07 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: fetisheden

maybe because she wants to circumcise(sp?) him herself?






I'm glad you got rid of the original comment, FE. Gross!




FrostedFlake -> RE: why would a mistress prefer an uncut cock? (7/4/2012 5:46:18 PM)

Because you don't have one. And you can't do anything about that. So you will never be able to 'measure up'.

Bonus ; she's got you asking me.

This ain't rocket science. It's humiliation, public and private.

Enjoy.




NiceButMeanGirl -> RE: why would a mistress prefer an uncut cock? (7/4/2012 5:59:34 PM)

I have no idea why she prefers uncut. If SHE doesn't know the whys of HER preference, I sure don't. I actually prefer cut myself. Way back when I was 19 and giving my first blowjob ever, my first husband didn't CLEAN IT properly and, when I was still no closer to it than down by his knees, I was gagging from the smell. I backed off and showed him how to f*ckin' clean that thing before I went near it again. Ever since then, I'm almost what you could call actually afraid of getting near an uncut cock. lol

NBMG




LanaDeVille -> RE: why would a mistress prefer an uncut cock? (7/4/2012 7:35:39 PM)

I wouldn't know. But I can explain to you my own preference. Though I am asexual and do not have sexual intercourse, I prefer uncut from a visual perspective. Cut cocks just look foreign to me. Whenever I see one, my reaction in my mind is, "They aren't supposed to look like that".




TNDommeK -> RE: why would a mistress prefer an uncut cock? (7/4/2012 8:14:43 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: ARIES83


quote:

ORIGINAL: OsideGirl

Why does someone prefer blondes? Or brunettes? Or red heads? (Gingers for our friends across the pond)


Ginger is a funny way of saying red hair here... We still say "redhead"...
I wonder do Americans say Ranga? You hear that around here more
than Ginger nut.
I am an expert... My hair is blondie-brown but if I let my
Beard grow out... Beard is pure Copper colour![:@]

Really makes me go,
"what the fuck?"

-ARIES



Never heard of ranga.




LadyHibiscus -> RE: why would a mistress prefer an uncut cock? (7/4/2012 8:36:50 PM)

Ranga seems more Aus, it's a derivative of 'ourangotan'. Ick.

~loves me some gingers!




LanceHughes -> RE: why would a mistress prefer an uncut cock? (7/4/2012 9:53:37 PM)

Y'all are missing the point (pun INTENDED!)

OP said "A Mistress," not "MY Mistress."

I still vote WANK




Whenready -> RE: why would a mistress prefer an uncut cock? (7/4/2012 11:32:43 PM)

OP said:

My mistress has asked me to find out

Still, I agree with the wank vote. Or the gormless vote.




angelikaJ -> RE: why would a mistress prefer an uncut cock? (7/5/2012 2:41:47 AM)

Please show this to your mistress:
http://www.vibe.com/article/making-cut-investigative-report-reverse-circumcision




kalikshama -> RE: why would a mistress prefer an uncut cock? (7/5/2012 5:22:44 AM)

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Because you don't have one. And you can't do anything about that. So you will never be able to 'measure up'.

Bonus ; she's got you asking me.

This ain't rocket science. It's humiliation, public and private.


This plus WANK.




Rochsub2009 -> RE: why would a mistress prefer an uncut cock? (7/5/2012 6:15:07 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: LanaDeVille

I prefer uncut from a visual perspective. Cut cocks just look foreign to me. Whenever I see one, my reaction in my mind is, "They aren't supposed to look like that".



Wow, that's an interesting perspective. I'm a guy, and I have the exact opposite response. After decades of looking at my own cock, and seeing other men's cocks in the shower, uncut cocks look foreign to me. It's fairly rare for me to see one.

You're correct that they "aren't supposed to look like that", but in my experience, most do look like that. It's the uncut ones that are the anomaly. [;)]




LanaDeVille -> RE: why would a mistress prefer an uncut cock? (7/5/2012 8:51:30 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Rochsub2009


quote:

ORIGINAL: LanaDeVille

I prefer uncut from a visual perspective. Cut cocks just look foreign to me. Whenever I see one, my reaction in my mind is, "They aren't supposed to look like that".



Wow, that's an interesting perspective. I'm a guy, and I have the exact opposite response. After decades of looking at my own cock, and seeing other men's cocks in the shower, uncut cocks look foreign to me. It's fairly rare for me to see one.

You're correct that they "aren't supposed to look like that", but in my experience, most do look like that. It's the uncut ones that are the anomaly. [;)]


In America most do look like that. If you step outside, it's a different story. I believe 85% of the world is uncircumcised. I've heard other sources say 4/5, but that's pretty close to 85%.




PeonForHer -> RE: why would a mistress prefer an uncut cock? (7/5/2012 10:39:18 AM)

FR

Q to non-UK English-speakers: Do you all refer to 'Cavaliers' and 'Roundheads' too, is that just us Brits?




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