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RE: My 3 months as a Hucow - 7/13/2012 5:00:34 PM   
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If this was a story that I made up, I would of told it in more detail & it would of been alot longer. But I didn't want to bore anyone with a long winded story. You can just read it & get on with your life, but I know what happened to me for 3 months there!


You should have just left it at a piece of abysmally written tripe and not added the lie about it being true. What is false about the story? Well, people who weigh over 500# cannot get down on their knees for any length of time much less being there for hours to give milk. Using an animal milking machine on a human for a long period of time would damage human breast tissue- the pressure is too great. No human would ever start lactating within a few hours - the farmer's wife saying they'd come back after lunch to see if you were giving milk yet is ridiculous. There is no 'feed' that would magically make you give more milk. Your breasts would NOT increase that much from giving milk. Mostly, how is it that you'd consent to being made to live in a stall, kept inactive, and not run for freedom for 3 entire months? As a piece of fiction this was pretty bad, but saying it is true is the biggest pile of of crap I've seen on here in a couple of days.

Yes, the OP was written by a man. A woman would at least have a minimal knowledge of her body and how it operates. You are supposed to be a Domme too? Hahahaha...that is extremely ridiculous. Sure, a Domme would want to be kept in a stall for 3 months to give milk. A Domme would wait for them to release her, sure.

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RE: My 3 months as a Hucow - 7/13/2012 7:14:10 PM   
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ORIGINAL: lizi

As a piece of fiction this was pretty bad, but saying it is true is the biggest pile of of crap I've seen on here in a couple of days.



That there, even I felt that burn!
Hahahaha

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RE: My 3 months as a Hucow - 7/13/2012 9:40:17 PM   
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That there, even I felt that burn!
Hahahaha


Well, considering that CM has had fictitious branding going on and worlds of the usual butthurt, I have to keep things in perspective.

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RE: My 3 months as a Hucow - 7/14/2012 9:09:07 AM   
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Does anyone else hear the Deliverance sounds track in their heads?


You sure do got a pretty mouth.....



I know this is a little late to the party and all,but......




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RE: My 3 months as a Hucow - 7/16/2012 8:17:31 PM   
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638 hit's in 11 days, wow. I do know it is possible for a 500 lb female to be on her knees, wel not on her knees, but straps around her body holding her up off the ground.

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RE: My 3 months as a Hucow - 7/16/2012 8:34:05 PM   
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There is no 'feed' that would magically make you give more milk.


Fenugreek. Asparagus, brewer's yeast, blessed thistle, and alfalfa are all galactagogues as well.

Also drugs that interact with a persons dopamine system can encourage lactation.

What I cannot figure out is why they were using bovine milking equipment (hella expensive) instead of a human breast pump.

But yeah. . . unless she just gave birth she was not going to produce breast milk on the first go.

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RE: My 3 months as a Hucow - 7/16/2012 8:38:55 PM   
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This reeks of 50 Shades, boxed wine, and a relationship with no sex.

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RE: My 3 months as a Hucow - 7/17/2012 2:28:52 AM   
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Oh look.. Its the OP's right sock!
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GAWD? Is that someone? Hey, look at all the hits & messages her creative writing is getting.


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RE: My 3 months as a Hucow - 7/17/2012 2:33:00 AM   
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and lookie here... Its the OP's left sock! - (and let us not discount the pair that Poise found)
Please OP.... Stop lying. I don't know who told you were good at it, but they lied too.
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638 hit's in 11 days, wow. I do know it is possible for a 500 lb female to be on her knees, wel not on her knees, but straps around her body holding her up off the ground.


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RE: My 3 months as a Hucow - 7/17/2012 5:45:34 AM   
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ORIGINAL: iknowhatiwant

638 hit's in 11 days, wow. I do know it is possible for a 500 lb female to be on her knees, wel not on her knees, but straps around her body holding her up off the ground.



Then she isn't on her knees, is she?

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RE: My 3 months as a Hucow - 7/19/2012 2:16:45 AM   
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Close enough, they could barely of been. I didn't get that close to notice.

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RE: My 3 months as a Hucow - 7/19/2012 2:17:51 AM   
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He was able to adjust the pressure, damn ain't you the smart one here.

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RE: My 3 months as a Hucow - 7/19/2012 8:07:59 AM   
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Pull the other one.

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RE: My 3 months as a Hucow - 7/20/2012 5:56:27 PM   
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ORIGINAL: DommeHuCow

Close enough, they could barely of been. I didn't get that close to notice.


have have have have have have have have have have have have

Where is that double-face palm or :head::desk: when I need it? This will have to suffice:

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RE: My 3 months as a Hucow - 7/20/2012 6:39:05 PM   
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Never knew what HUCOW was until you posted this story. Driving by a barn just won't be the same anymore. Thanks for extending the bounds of my imagination, its now been to place it never conceived.

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RE: My 3 months as a Hucow - 7/20/2012 7:58:21 PM   
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Close enough, they could barely of been. I didn't get that close to notice.


have have have have have have have have have have have have

Where is that double-face palm or :head::desk: when I need it? This will have to suffice:





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RE: My 3 months as a Hucow - 7/20/2012 8:08:13 PM   
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I can't wait for Part II: The Second Milking.
Will it be set again in a barn, or how about a secret milking laboratory?
Or will it be a remote hucow milking hospital run by a mad scientist?

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RE: My 3 months as a Hucow - 7/20/2012 8:10:00 PM   
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Thank you, BK.

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RE: My 3 months as a Hucow - 7/20/2012 8:11:40 PM   
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I can't wait for Part II: The Second Milking.
Will it be set again in a barn, or how about a secret milking laboratory?
Or will it be a remote hucow milking hospital run by a mad scientist?


I think it will be run by someone from Foremost. Someone run amok, that is.

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RE: My 3 months as a Hucow - 7/20/2012 8:20:20 PM   
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I think it will be run by someone from Foremost. Someone run a-milk, that is.

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