OneKinkyArtist
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One day little Johnny needed to use the bathroom really bad, so he rushed on in. At the same time his mom was getting out of the shower, and he looked down to see her hairy bush. Little Johnny pointed and asked "What is that?"
The mom thought for a second and replied "That's my ummmmm, black sponge." Johnny was satisfied with this answer, used the bathroom, and left.
The next day the mother was washing the dishes when little Johnny came running up to her, "Mommy mommy can I see your black sponge again?"
Thrown off by this the mother replied "Ummmm no, I lost it just a little while ago." Little Johnny was again satisfied with this answer and went out to play.
About an hour later little Johnny came running back into the house screaming, "Mommy mommy, I found your black sponge!"
The mother was shocked and replied, " Really... where?"
Little Johnny pointed outside and said, "Mrs. Johnson the next door neighbor lady is cleaning Daddy's face with it!"
< Message edited by OneKinkyArtist -- 7/17/2012 9:22:43 AM >
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