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MasterPenis -> RE: Colorado Dom looking for his naughty girl. (8/16/2012 1:35:35 PM)


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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

OH if some dude could TYPE with his unit? I would be impressed. But I think he flings it at the keyboard with his hand.

I am MasterPenis, a twue master wiff relly grate tiping skilz. Do not question my Penis Penmanship!



OttersSwim -> RE: Colorado Dom looking for his naughty girl. (8/16/2012 1:42:04 PM)


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ORIGINAL: JanahX

I think there's a lot of sticky keyboards out there.


Give that a bit more thought the next time you buy a computer off Craigslist. [;)]



YourNastyMaster -> RE: Colorado Dom looking for his naughty girl. (8/16/2012 1:43:11 PM)

Wow! thanks so much for all the amazing replies. I am goin to remove all my pics that are not g-rated and let my personality and creative outlooks and hobbies be in the forefront of my profile. And i cant believe any guys would take a pic of his cock and put something like a ruler up to it for reference, ROFL! really! its not about the size of the cock that makes it enjoyable, the mind is the most erotic part of our entire bodies. If you cant stimulate the mind then how are you supposed to stimulate anything else?

Again thank you all for your continued inputs and advice. It is an honor to receive them from all of you.



GreedyTop -> RE: Colorado Dom looking for his naughty girl. (8/16/2012 1:51:11 PM)

Seriously? I saw a guy holding a 12 oz water bottle next to his penis. (not to his credit, I might add...)



YourNastyMaster -> RE: Colorado Dom looking for his naughty girl. (8/16/2012 1:56:28 PM)

Ok i have now updated my profile and added pics that reflect my personality, desires, cravings and need for the extreme ;)

I hope you all enjoy them now that i have a more appropriate profile :)



sexyred1 -> RE: Colorado Dom looking for his naughty girl. (8/16/2012 1:58:18 PM)

Maybe he was using the metric system to measure? [;)]

I agree, the amazing amount of lame male profiles on the other side just slays me. I won't even talk to anyone who has cock photos, other women or his toy collection laid out on a bed. Ugh.




smartsub10 -> RE: Colorado Dom looking for his naughty girl. (8/16/2012 2:02:36 PM)


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ORIGINAL: MasterPenis


quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

OH if some dude could TYPE with his unit? I would be impressed. But I think he flings it at the keyboard with his hand.

I am MasterPenis, a twue master wiff relly grate tiping skilz. Do not question my Penis Penmanship!


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YourNastyMaster -> RE: Colorado Dom looking for his naughty girl. (8/16/2012 2:07:31 PM)

Really? a toy collection on his bed? WOW!



tj444 -> RE: Colorado Dom looking for his naughty girl. (8/16/2012 2:08:56 PM)


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ORIGINAL: sexyred1
I agree, the amazing amount of lame male profiles on the other side just slays me. I won't even talk to anyone who has cock photos, other women or his toy collection laid out on a bed. Ugh.

I sometimes wonder how many men check out other lame male profiles when they sign up and think that is what they have to make theirs look like also to compete.. [8|] where else would guys get the idea that lame is a tactic that works? [:'(]



sexyred1 -> RE: Colorado Dom looking for his naughty girl. (8/16/2012 2:10:22 PM)

What? You have not seen the massive amount of male profiles where there is no photo of their face or themselves, but photo after photo of all the toys they managed to purchase over the years. They are usually laid out on a bed or hanging on the wall.

I have my own toys, thanks so much.



DaddySatyr -> RE: Colorado Dom looking for his naughty girl. (8/16/2012 2:12:42 PM)

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ORIGINAL: YourNastyMaster

Really? a toy collection on his bed? WOW!


Yes. Those would be the guys that live by the ethos: "The toys/cock/car/motorcycle/clothing make the man".

I'm telling you, dude, when all else fails ...



Peace and comfort,



Michael

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YourNastyMaster -> RE: Colorado Dom looking for his naughty girl. (8/16/2012 2:14:39 PM)

Lol thats too funny! no i have not browsed any male profiles. I guess maybe when i need a good laugh i will check some out. Rofl "hanging toys on the wall" then takiing a picture of it [sm=rofl.gif][sm=rofl.gif][sm=rofl.gif]



sexyred1 -> RE: Colorado Dom looking for his naughty girl. (8/16/2012 2:16:27 PM)

Definitely check it out, it is amusing. You will also find a bunch that talk about 24/7, keeping you in a cage all day, breeding you, sharing with all his friends, having no rights, lots of fascinating profiles.



GreedyTop -> RE: Colorado Dom looking for his naughty girl. (8/16/2012 2:17:37 PM)

what really squicks me is the guys that lay out all their toys - INCLUDING INSERTABLES!!

Oh HELL to the NO!! ain't no way on Gods green earth am I gonna even CONSIDER a guy that apparently thinks it's all hunky dory to multi-person use insertables!!



YourNastyMaster -> RE: Colorado Dom looking for his naughty girl. (8/16/2012 2:20:55 PM)

Ok well maybe i wont check out the male profiles if the majority of them feel that is how a sub should act, It would just piss me off to find that out.



sexyred1 -> RE: Colorado Dom looking for his naughty girl. (8/16/2012 2:22:02 PM)

Yes, think of us poor submissive women having to tolerate these moronic profiles...it is sad I tell ya!



YourNastyMaster -> RE: Colorado Dom looking for his naughty girl. (8/16/2012 2:22:54 PM)

Its REALLY not cool to share toys! how anyone could consider that is beyond belief.



GreedyTop -> RE: Colorado Dom looking for his naughty girl. (8/16/2012 2:24:31 PM)

ok, to be fair, I don't KNOW that they want to share the toys.. but that is what *I* get out of it when I see umpteen dildos and buttplugs scattered among the crops, canes and floggers...



YourNastyMaster -> RE: Colorado Dom looking for his naughty girl. (8/16/2012 2:25:37 PM)

yes that is really sad they think that. To me all woman are the best thing to happen to us men, whether they are sub or domme us men still should realize that without you woman, life would literally be HELL!




YourNastyMaster -> RE: Colorado Dom looking for his naughty girl. (8/16/2012 2:27:49 PM)

well to be really honestly fair if they have them then they are either using them on all the woman they play with or using them on themselves (whichis even more disturbing) either way count me out :)



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