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Bears break into cabin and drink 100 beers - 8/15/2012 7:45:08 AM   
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A family of bears has broken into a holiday cabin in Norway and consumed more than 100 cans of beer.

A mother bear and her three cubs broke into the wooden lodge in the north of the country by ripping off a wall, according to Norway's Finnmarken newspaper, and went on to eat and drink nearly all its contents.

The cabin's owner, Even Borthen Nilsen, told reporters that over 100 cans of Norwegian beer - stored in the hut in preparation for the autumn hunting season - had disappeared.

Bear excrement and footprints – and an awful stench – left him in no doubt that it was the animals that had trashed the place during a night of revelry.

The carnage was discovered by Mr Borthen Nilsen's mother and grandmother when they returned to the family-owned 26-square foot hut in Jarfjord in Finnmarken.

The bears had also polished off their store of marshmallows, chocolate spread and honey.

Mr Borthen Nilsen, who has studied natural resource management and bears, said: "They had a hell of a party in there.

"The entire cabin was destroyed. The beds and all kitchen appliances, stove, oven and cupboards and shelves were all smashed to pieces.

"They have bitten into the cans and drunk the beer.

"It's almost like taken out of Goldilocks and the three bears."

He added that now that the mother had shown her cubs how to get into the cabin and given them a taste for beer, he feared they might come back for more.



'If you go down in the woods today
You're sure of a big surprise
If you go down in the woods today
You better go in disguise..'


Thoughts and comments.. if you can bear it..

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RE: Bears break into cabin and drink 100 beers - 8/15/2012 7:47:55 AM   
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I was going to o.O at the hundred cans of beer... but thoughts of deer camp and how there isn't enough blaze orange in the world to make me go into the woods with all those armed drunks.

HAHHAHAHAH bears.

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RE: Bears break into cabin and drink 100 beers - 8/15/2012 8:57:48 AM   
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Imagine if it had been an American cabin. The bears would have needed to raid ten more cabins to get the same mellow effect from the standard US gnatspiss.

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RE: Bears break into cabin and drink 100 beers - 8/15/2012 8:59:58 AM   
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Imagine if it had been an American cabin. The bears would have needed to raid ten more cabins to get the same mellow effect from the standard US gnatspiss.


Here in Michigan we have ready access to CANADIAN beer.


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RE: Bears break into cabin and drink 100 beers - 8/15/2012 9:24:48 AM   
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I wonder if the bears were singing this? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWKKuBblumo&feature=related

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RE: Bears break into cabin and drink 100 beers - 8/15/2012 2:11:34 PM   
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Imagine if it had been an American cabin. The bears would have needed to raid ten more cabins to get the same mellow effect from the standard US gnatspiss.


Haaaaaa!

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RE: Bears break into cabin and drink 100 beers - 8/15/2012 2:27:00 PM   
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This reminded me of a fishing trip i had...
Say your rock fishing and a random wave
comes up (only mid calf hight), and tries
to wash away both your fishing gear and
your beer.
Which do you grab!?!?

Well in that instant where theres no time to
think, and you react on instinct, I grabbed
the Beer...
And then the brain caught up... "hangon,
that gear was worth 10 times this Beer..."
"And now I can't fish..."
Lucky it was only fishing gear and not a
fishing buddy that getting washed out!

BTW it's a trick question, you choose Beer!

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