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puella -> RE: this ? is for me (6/11/2006 5:38:48 PM)
mmm cake! yes, I will do, feastie and you know, Crappy, deep down is such a gentleman.. he won't spare any expense I am sure.. as soon as I er... convince him of the surety of our destiny together... I was thinking of Collette's Cakes, but let me know... you can be hired on as our cake consultant! (comma added between 'do' and 'feastie', to ensure my purity before my wedding night)

puella -> RE: this ? is for me (6/11/2006 5:41:41 PM)
Thank you juilaoceania... you are now top candidate for my maid of honor! I promise not to swath you in lavender lace flounces! smilezz... hmmm I am not much of a pain slut, and honestly, until have completely convinced Crappy of his sheer luck in being allowed to nab me... I think knives at the ceremony might not be the best idea... ;)

Level -> RE: this ? is for me (6/11/2006 5:42:35 PM)
Now you all stop hijacking this thread!!! [image]http://plig.org/things/pictures/hijack.jpg[/image]

puella -> RE: this ? is for me (6/11/2006 5:43:05 PM)
Oh sweet jesus, I have so thoroughly hijacked this thread, I think perhaps I have done Level and benji proud! ( you are both invited to the wedding of the century as well, of course!)

Level -> RE: this ? is for me (6/11/2006 5:47:17 PM)
Great! I have a blinking tuxedo I've been wanting to wear. Maybe we could set benji up outside, kind of like a fountain of sorts........

smilezz -> RE: this ? is for me (6/11/2006 5:47:45 PM)
quote: hmm you mean like the spiders??? Yes! and ohhhhhhhhhhhhh do i ever have the most exquisite collection of these babies that would just love to get out and mingle amongst the hoards of people. quote: er.. I would prefer to only feed guests with two legs... three can be negotiated if they truly are spectacular specimens of masculinity, though we might want to save them for the bachelorette party! I'm off to start planning now! <eg> ~smilezz~

smilezz -> RE: this ? is for me (6/11/2006 5:51:03 PM)
quote: smilezz... hmmm I am not much of a pain slut, and honestly, until have completely convinced Crappy of his sheer luck in being allowed to nab me... I think knives at the ceremony might not be the best idea... ;) fingersnap Damn! foiled again. Ok, i can understand that. I will work on this side on CrappyDom too. I just know He would want all this attention for his benefit, and to say the LEAST! a catch such as you. <grinz> ~smilezz~

puella -> RE: this ? is for me (6/11/2006 5:52:25 PM)
Excellent! Now, be sure to make sure he is not femmy smilezz, a large 'endowment' on a femmy guy sort of ruins the effect... And heavens! Make sure he doesn't have wear anything that makes him look like one of the Village People, let alone dance about to one of their songs... ;)

feastie -> RE: this ? is for me (6/11/2006 5:52:55 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: puella mmm cake! yes, I will do, feastie and you know, Crappy, deep down is such a gentleman.. he won't spare any expense I am sure.. as soon as I er... convince him of the surety of our destiny together... I was thinking of Collette's Cakes, but let me know... you can be hired on as our cake consultant! (comma added between 'do' and 'feastie', to ensure my purity before my wedding night) Well, Colette is fabulous, but I'm betting she'd probably not be available for a cake that included fondant floggers and a gumpaste Dom with a gumpaste submissive kneeling at his feet. I wonder what Crappy would like for his groom's cake? Spanking bench perhaps?

smilezz -> RE: this ? is for me (6/11/2006 5:56:10 PM)
Well golly, Level.............someone HAD to! it was just getting boring. grinz ~smilezz~

smilezz -> RE: this ? is for me (6/11/2006 5:58:40 PM)
takes down notes Large Endowed Village People No YMCA Ahhhkkk....gotchya!

puella -> RE: this ? is for me (6/11/2006 6:01:22 PM)
hmmm you have a point there, feastie... I shall leave it up to you... you know keep it kinky and tasteful! As for grooms cake.. well you can ask him, but he still is a bit testy about the whole 'nuptials' idea... go figure...?

Sab -> RE: this ? is for me (6/11/2006 6:01:36 PM)
I AM GORGUS PLEASE TELL ME TO GET MY ------ wait, does this mean I have to put up a pic and say, please tell me I am wonderful and very handsome? I can get some awesome pictures to add to my profile if anyone should wish - where do we advertise our profession as photoshop artists? Jesus!

puella -> RE: this ? is for me (6/11/2006 6:03:42 PM)
I'm confused... are you petitioning for the job as my wedding photographer?

Level -> RE: this ? is for me (6/11/2006 6:07:10 PM)
LOL, I think weddings are about the only gigs the Village People get nowadays..... [image]http://www.cosmic-entertainment.com/image/advice/wedding_bondage.jpg[/image]............ now, this shot is from the Clinton wedding....

Level -> RE: this ? is for me (6/11/2006 6:09:05 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: smilezz Well golly, Level.............someone HAD to! it was just getting boring. grinz ~smilezz~ It's okay, smilezz, ya'll just beat someone else to it hehheh [;)]

Sab -> RE: this ? is for me (6/11/2006 6:12:22 PM)
Nope - to the OP - and how he is a dipstick. And the post by the 'one who knows him personally' - but if you want wedding photo's done.....lol.

puella -> RE: this ? is for me (6/11/2006 6:15:21 PM)
Cool! As long as you make my tits look fabulous in every shot, the job is yours! (Try not to draw too much attention to Crappy's)

irishbynature -> RE: this ? is for me (6/11/2006 6:21:53 PM)
lol level...at least they have some kind of spice in their lives! Smiles, Irishbynature

Level -> RE: this ? is for me (6/11/2006 6:25:26 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: irishbynature lol level...at least they have some kind of spice in their lives! Smiles, Irishbynature Well yeah, what with Bill in Arkansas and Hillary in her native New York........ oh wait...... grins

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