Tantriqu
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I'm fat, fluffy AND breasty. And I totally fell into the trap. One of the advantages of being fluffy is a great level of estrogen, which causes us to avoid a lot of the highs and lows of low BMI women. Pre-period is when estrogen levels are lowest and women are most like men, so we have a 'built-in-backup' level of estrogen to let us coast through PMS better than thin chicks. And those high estrogen levels keep us literally juicy. We also luurve sex; not only do we have higher than average libidos, we're stronger and last longer than thinnies. I'm not a Tommy Lee fan, but he's fucked hundreds of fans, and always picks the chubby ones because we're better in the sack. Science and rock can't be wrong! Did I mention breast-yness? But back to your chick magazine, Peon: but that's why I always read guy magazines in doctors' offices; not only are there gorgeous men in the ads, but men's magazines are designed to be helpful and make you feel better about yourself, the opposite of women's mags. Ladies! Read a GQ, not a Vogue! Vote with your eyes!
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