AthenaSurrenders
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Joined: 3/15/2012 Status: offline
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AAAAAARHGH! In response to a number of 'interesting' people round here lately: -If you say you are quirky or weird, I take that to mean you are insecure and work very hard to draw attention to yourself -If you say you 'tell it like it is' that always means you say obnoxious things and get all defensive if anyone calls you on it -If you call me stupid in a message without a single punctuation mark or capital letter, I'll assume you just don't know what that word means -If you look for any excuse to bring up an opinion of yours which is controversial, even when it's off topic, I'll assume you are an attention whore -If you say 'I don't like drama' you should probably add 'unless I am in the centre of it' -If you have to tell people that you are clever, witty, well-liked etc ... you're obviously not Also: yes please, I would love to leave my husband so that I can be your sub, even though you refuse to read my profile because 'you don't take orders from women'. Since you haven't read my profile (you know, where it says I'm married, owned, not looking), you clearly have put a lot of thought into choosing me as your potential slave. I particularly enjoyed the reasons you gave for picking me out of the many possible candidates: -'I fell u will be best' -'I need you mush' -'Pussy you will look good riding my big African cock' I tell you, my husband would have won me over much faster if he was able to speak such poetry to me. Also, apparently my profile is a testament to my failing marriage, and I should dump my husband, who is clearly actually my submissive. Then again, apparently marriage is a sign of a relationship gone wrong and means we are wrong for each other. Who knew?
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Being your slave, what should I do but tend Upon the hours and times of your desire?
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