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hussainishahid -> My 3 Aunts (8/21/2012 3:20:13 AM)

I have 3 aunts, and free money.

One lives in Romania. I definitely can get a "job" with her, but there's a commute, and the locals might hate me for one reason or another.

One lives on Chuuk. I can't really get a job, but I'll have money. The local kids will steal all my shit to buy betel nuts.

One lives in Colorado. I'll have to get a job, because the “free money” isn't enough to live off of.

Which aunt should I go see?



Lucifyre -> RE: My 3 Aunts (8/21/2012 7:34:03 AM)

none of them because you're a greedy jerk looking for the free money aspect of the whole thing so you have someone to sponge off of.

When you visit family...that you actually give a damn about...how much they can provide for you doesn't usually come into the equation. Obviously you don't give a damn about any one of the three so you shouldn't insult them by taking up thier space.

Lucifyre



JanahX -> RE: My 3 Aunts (8/21/2012 7:41:19 AM)

I can't say what I would really like to say because ill get written up again... I try to keep it down to three a week.



hlen5 -> RE: My 3 Aunts (8/21/2012 7:45:01 AM)

Go see your Romanian Aunty!!



AthenaSurrenders -> RE: My 3 Aunts (8/21/2012 7:53:03 AM)

I feel like I'm missing a joke here... anyone care to explain?



LadyHibiscus -> RE: My 3 Aunts (8/21/2012 7:57:37 AM)

See the aunt that you like the best, of course!



Shininglight23 -> RE: My 3 Aunts (8/21/2012 8:57:30 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: AthenaSurrenders

I feel like I'm missing a joke here... anyone care to explain?



Athena... I felt the same way... that's why I refrained from posting. Clearly it wasn't just me.

-Allie



ResidentSadist -> RE: My 3 Aunts (8/21/2012 9:16:40 AM)

Go hang with the thieving betel nut junkies oh course.



hussainishahid -> RE: My 3 Aunts (8/21/2012 10:33:24 AM)

The free money is from the government devils, $400 a month,

I want to retire and help my Aunt out with her business, but I'm not sure which Aunt I want to visit



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