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Tantriqu -> Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! (9/2/2012 3:58:42 PM)
OK, ladies, let's hear 'em. Only rule is that they have to have been directed to you. I'll start [most recent one]: 'Yeah, married, have two kids -- but we don't like each other and I'll leave anyway.' Wow! [>:]

smartsub10 -> RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! (9/2/2012 4:07:47 PM)
"Married, but the wife is menopausal and doesn't even like sex anymore, let alone kink, so how about it" Bwahahahahha

PrincessDonna11 -> RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! (9/2/2012 4:34:28 PM)
wife is not Domme enough for me I was expected to marry her

PeonForHer -> RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! (9/2/2012 4:37:42 PM)
FR Oh - worst pick-up line given to a Domme, not given by a Domme. As you were. [;)]

LadyHibiscus -> RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! (9/2/2012 5:13:43 PM)
As soon as I can remember the last time someone tried to pick me up, I will report back. I am reasonably certain it was in the typical mode.

LadyPact -> RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! (9/2/2012 5:30:06 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: PeonForHer FR Oh - worst pick-up line given to a Domme, not given by a Domme. As you were. [;)] Same. Now, if you ever want to know the cheesiest one that I ever used that actually worked get back to Me.

LadyHibiscus -> RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! (9/2/2012 5:46:54 PM)
Well tell ME anyway, I need a laugh.

Delilya -> RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! (9/2/2012 6:12:55 PM)
Never mind since it could be construed to sound like I am knocking another's kink.

LookieNoNookie -> RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! (9/2/2012 6:36:12 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus As soon as I can remember the last time someone tried to pick me up, I will report back. I am reasonably certain it was in the typical mode. That is just a fucking insult. I tried to pick you up during Lent in 1984....

LadyHibiscus -> RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! (9/2/2012 6:38:20 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie quote: ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus As soon as I can remember the last time someone tried to pick me up, I will report back. I am reasonably certain it was in the typical mode. That is just a fucking insult. I tried to pick you up during Lent in 1984.... That was YOU?

LookieNoNookie -> RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! (9/2/2012 6:38:29 PM)
By the way...as a sub...and a man....best pick up ever....totally blind date (spoke on the net maybe 4 times...no photos), on a scale of 1 - 10....she was maybe a 5+. Chic handed me a red rose as I met her in the parking lot. I looked into her eyes the entire time because I was absolutely captivated by her! Couldn't get enough of her.

LookieNoNookie -> RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! (9/2/2012 7:10:39 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus quote: ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie quote: ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus As soon as I can remember the last time someone tried to pick me up, I will report back. I am reasonably certain it was in the typical mode. That is just a fucking insult. I tried to pick you up during Lent in 1984.... That was YOU? That was me....dark shorts, no hair, varicose veins, lisp.

LadyHibiscus -> RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! (9/2/2012 7:11:53 PM)
You never called back... bastage!

Tantriqu -> RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! (9/2/2012 8:19:39 PM)
oooOOOH! Do tell :-) [/quote]Same. Now, if you ever want to know the cheesiest one that I ever used that actually worked get back to Me. [/quote] OK, I'll start. A rather pompous guy my age was lecturing, and he asked what he thought was a rhetorical question. I answered. He upped the ante with what he thought was a more difficult question. I answered. Completely off topic, he asked, 'OK, what was Alexander the Great's horse's name?' I said 'Bucephalus' and he turned bright red and shut up. Then when he got me alone he said something complimentary and asked me out. I was dating a cute-but-stupid at the time, but after I dumped him we travelled the world together :-)

LadyPact -> RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! (9/2/2012 11:35:43 PM)
Today just seems to be the day that I need to make an ass out of Myself....... And I quote, "your Mistress has great taste in men."

Delilya -> RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! (9/3/2012 1:11:37 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Tantriqu OK, ladies, let's hear 'em. Only rule is that they have to have been directed to you. I'll start [most recent one]: 'Yeah, married, have two kids -- but we don't like each other and I'll leave anyway.' Wow! [>:] Just got the same thing. Was yours from Egypt?

WomanlyWiles -> RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! (9/3/2012 2:19:53 AM)
I was messaging a sub last year for several months. He was in the UK but a different city, although he was moving to my city (he originally came from here.) He moved here, and told me that he wasn't ready for a d/s relationship and that he had got back with his old, vanilla girlfriend. Fair enough. He messaged me several months later to say that he couldn't live a lie any more, and asked me to date him. What about his girlfriend? Oh, he'd break up with her if I agreed to date him. You can imagine how much I enjoy being someone's plan B. He still messages me sporadically and always seems surprised when he's rebuffed.

pyschosubmission -> RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! (9/3/2012 2:44:32 AM)
[smug] gloat [/smug]

PeonForHer -> RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! (9/3/2012 3:44:14 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: WomanlyWiles You can imagine how much I enjoy being someone's plan B. [:D] The lad had class, pure class.

ARIES83 -> RE: Worst. Domme. Pickup Line. EVER! (9/3/2012 4:25:00 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus As soon as I can remember the last time someone tried to pick me up, I will report back. I am reasonably certain it was in the typical mode. Let me help you, you sultry minx! quote: quote: ARIES83 I don't have a gold letter Hib, but I have a heart of gold... And it's addressed to you. (C) -ARIES ARIES83 may or may not have a heart of gold and all remarks relating to the aforementioned username may or may not be accurate, all pick up lines used by ARIES83 are copyright (C) 2012 http://www.collarchat.com/fb.asp?m=4222328 Remember now!?

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