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ResidentSadist -> RE: "I'm a Dom, why won't you believe me?" (9/16/2012 8:36:33 PM)
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Ratje - Master Johnny's Fetlife Blues I think that says it all.
Lyrics:
Johnny's got a profile
filled it up with fetishes
right here on fetlife
he's living up the lifestyle
The man is a bad ass
kin-ky mas-ter
Says he's got a dungeon
where he's got the action
Got a list
No fetish he missed
God knows why
they all seem to apply
he's a real fetish master and
looking for new friends
so if you've got a profile
here on fetlife
check out johnny's fetishlist
See if you like them
Ageplay, anal play
Gags, human ashtray
Crossdressing and creampie,
orgasm denial
edgeplay, electric play
blowjobs but-he's NOT gay
nipples, needle play
he'll do it all someday
Can-dle-wax
Kinbaku, sleepy sex
bare handed spanking
breath play, butt plugs
legs, human furniture
clamps, Cock and ball torture
wife comes home now
Johnny now gotta go
add him to your friends and
you can see his list grow
Bondage, Discipline
blindfolds and biting
ass play, lingerie
erotic pho-to-gra-phy
Oral sex, Role play
mas-tur-ba-tion
hu-milli-ation
and sleep depriviation
e-ne-ma's
docter/nurse play
Bare bottom spanking
face fucking, foreplay
caging/confinement
fisting, watersports
Johnny's gotta abort
Wife's coming home
so Johnny's gotta go
Ah Johnny's back on-line
adding some new friends
checking his PM's
making some friends requests
add her, add him, IM
block him, spamlist
If he was'nt married
he would have a real D/s
He's got a list
no fetish he missed
from bondage to spanking
to sado-masochism
always uses handles
can't affort the scandals
Johnny is the man
he'll meet you when he can
but not today
'cause his wife took the van
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