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Master858 -> hello fakes and frauds (9/20/2012 3:17:48 PM)

This site is filled with nothing but them, so, why do you attempt to defraud people on here? Do you really make money?

I mean...findomme, lmfao really?

The only ones that aren't frauds are apparently fat assed disgusting fuckings ham beasts that couldn't get laid with 4 million dollars in a whore house.

So what the fuck are you good for?

pro-tip: nothing.

enjoy your pathetic cheeto eating lives. I've heard that taco bell probably has a ton of food you'd be interested in fatty.



LadyHibiscus -> RE: hello fakes and frauds (9/20/2012 3:31:57 PM)

Thanks for sharing this radical critique of the existing norm. Welcome to the boards, enjoy your time here.



OsideGirl -> RE: hello fakes and frauds (9/20/2012 3:34:46 PM)

You're actually on the discussion forums, a fact that you've apparently missed.

You also don't realize that those of us on the forums don't frequent the other side.

And lastly, you apparently don't realize that throwing a temper tantrum is quite undomly and very unattractive.






JanahX -> RE: hello fakes and frauds (9/20/2012 3:34:58 PM)

YOU HAVE A GREAT DAY YOURSELF !!! THANKS FOR THE INFO - No one here was aware of ANY of what you just posted. Thank the LORD in HEAVEN ABOVE we have rescue rangers like you to save everyone around you.

Your neighborhood must be the safest in the entire world.


quote:

ORIGINAL: Master858

This site is filled with nothing but them, so, why do you attempt to defraud people on here? Do you really make money?

I mean...findomme, lmfao really?

The only ones that aren't frauds are apparently fat assed disgusting fuckings ham beasts that couldn't get laid with 4 million dollars in a whore house.

So what the fuck are you good for?

pro-tip: nothing.

enjoy your pathetic cheeto eating lives. I've heard that taco bell probably has a ton of food you'd be interested in fatty.




Kana -> RE: hello fakes and frauds (9/20/2012 3:37:57 PM)

I recommend a nice Stilton, something really sharp that essentially clears the sinuses completely. It goes great with fermented grape type products



crazyml -> RE: hello fakes and frauds (9/20/2012 3:39:45 PM)

Hello and welcome to this side of the site!

I take it you're not seriously looking for anyone?

Unless of course you're looking for that rarest of gems who'll see the intrinsic wisdom of your op, and your journal (Which I highly recommend) and be moved (or perhaps compelled?) to submit to you?

Aaanyhoo... thanks for posting, I laughed so hard on reading your profile that I was actually in danger of shitting my pants.



everhope -> RE: hello fakes and frauds (9/20/2012 3:42:17 PM)

hey..i like cheetos
but my new fav is

rice works
gourmet brown rice crisps
the sweet chili ones.

how old are you 16?



Kaliko -> RE: hello fakes and frauds (9/20/2012 3:42:34 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: crazyml



Aaanyhoo... thanks for posting, I laughed so hard on reading your profile that I was actually in danger of shitting my pants.



See, now I gotta go look.



crazyml -> RE: hello fakes and frauds (9/20/2012 3:44:35 PM)

Sit on a towel is all I'm sayin.



OsideGirl -> RE: hello fakes and frauds (9/20/2012 3:44:36 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: crazyml


Aaanyhoo... thanks for posting, I laughed so hard on reading your profile that I was actually in danger of shitting my pants.


Yeah, lucky you. He's actually in the same county as me.



JanahX -> RE: hello fakes and frauds (9/20/2012 3:48:40 PM)

I just did - and I cant understand why he's so frustrated? This guy is one PIMP ASS DADDY - He has so much to offer !!!

quote:

ORIGINAL: Kaliko


quote:

ORIGINAL: crazyml



Aaanyhoo... thanks for posting, I laughed so hard on reading your profile that I was actually in danger of shitting my pants.



See, now I gotta go look.




LadyHibiscus -> RE: hello fakes and frauds (9/20/2012 3:49:08 PM)

Yeahhhhh...that was a worthwhile detour into an alternate universe!



crazyml -> RE: hello fakes and frauds (9/20/2012 3:50:14 PM)

Hey, I didn't make any claims about it being a worthwhile detour... just that I came close to defecating in my strides.



CRYPTICLXVI -> RE: hello fakes and frauds (9/20/2012 3:51:06 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Kana

I recommend a nice Stilton, something really sharp that essentially clears the sinuses completely. It goes great with fermented grape type products


One of my favorite welcomes ever... I would add the guinness drinking squirrel but animated gifs are now frowned upon so instead you can just find it here.

Enjoy your time on the forums...


ETA: I am suspicious, since we aren't in Introductions, I can be snarky but the last time I did that, a mod moved the thread to Introductions and I got a love letter... shouldn't there be some type of "pass" if you catch the thread before the move???

What the fuck, this is the funniest shit I have read today. Thank you.
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Yachtie -> RE: hello fakes and frauds (9/20/2012 4:00:41 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Master858
The only ones that aren't frauds are apparently fat assed disgusting fuckings ham beasts that couldn't get laid with 4 million dollars in a whore house.


With 4 million bucks even my dog could get laid in a whore house[8D], and I wouldn't even have to give him a bath or nothin.




poise -> RE: hello fakes and frauds (9/20/2012 4:04:26 PM)

Call yourself a findomme = getting paid.
Call yourself a Master = getting laid.
Which one is really the fake? [:-]



Rule -> RE: hello fakes and frauds (9/20/2012 4:05:53 PM)

Hey! Stop whining!

Give me money! (I am a findomme! [8D] )



crazyml -> RE: hello fakes and frauds (9/20/2012 4:07:24 PM)

For four million bucks I'd be willing to... ah yes the TOS ;-)



Yachtie -> RE: hello fakes and frauds (9/20/2012 4:07:55 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Rule

Hey! Stop whining!

Give me money! (I am a findomme! [8D] )



Isn't that kinda what Alice Cooper said? Throw money?



KYsissy -> RE: hello fakes and frauds (9/20/2012 4:08:05 PM)

You gotta give him props for the attempt at making a rap out his profile.

Other than that. . . . Pastafarian? Really?



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