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LookieNoNookie -> My Mom is better than any comedy cable channel (10/2/2012 4:23:03 PM)
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She does the fucking weirdest shit (78...going on "fucking loooooney").
Last week (she also did this 2 months ago) she went to the gas station, put her card in, put the pump in her tank (didn't answer the questions on the screen or pull the trigger), went inside to get some shit she really didn't care about or need but....it beckoned.
She comes back out, takes the pump out of her tank (coffee or whatever in hand) and drives off.
Didn't grab her card, didn't get a drop of gas and 8 miles later looks at her dash and realizes...."oh shit...I didn't get any gas".
Goes back....attendant recognizes her, hands her her card, explains how the system works...walks her through the whole damn thing....she decides she's going to use cash this time (no sense in doing something stooopit like last time), goes inside, tells the guy which pump she's going to fill from (I wonder if it was even the fucking pump she was at LOL)....goes back to her car and drives off.
I swear at least 3 times a week she calls me to tell me something crazy she's done and honest to gawd...I think I'm going to lose a lung laughing my ass off.
(So far I haven't gotten any calls from another State asking me "Sir, we have a woman here with your last name, she says she knows you...she was questioning the ducks in our local park and insisting the newspaper boy take some day old bread from her....do you know her?").
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