Mikal
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I think this one will do fine (from Every Breath You Take by The Police): Every broth I make and every mousse or cake Every piece of steak, every thing I bake I'll be botching food Every single day, I make things the wrong way Every fish fillet, even P and J I'll be botching food I cook badly You would not believe How my taste buds ache With every meal I make Every mousse or cake, Every piece of steak I'm kind of afraid, I'll burn down the place When I'm botching food Got a place, on my own I have no wife It seems that I, just cannot cook for my life I'd get a maid but I can't afford the price Maybe I'll go and bring home take-out tonight Stomach's cryin', can we, can we, please?! I cook badly You would not believe How my taste buds ache With every meal I make Every mousse or cake, Every piece of steak I'm kind of afraid, I'll burn down the place When I'm botching food Every piece of steak, every meal I make I'll be botching food I'll be botching food Every broth I make, Every mousse or cake Every piece of steak, every thing I bake I'll be botching food Every single day, make things the wrong way Every fish fillet, even P and J (repeat several times) Soooooo, pbm... will/have you attended the Troll Roast?
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